Have you ever been in love? Like, In love in love? With the same gender?

I have, And it sucks ass. Especially when you know there straight. Whom is the absolutely fantastic, wonderful, great, Perfect in every way Craig Tucker gay for you ask. Kyle Broflovski, Yes, the jersey-ginger-jew. Why?

Well, Hes adorable, Fiery, Nerdy, and so, so fucking hot. Other than that, I dont know what draws me to him. Does that sound stupid? Really? Well go fuck yourself in the ass.

And of course, I, Craig Tucker the great, Am acting like a school girl and staring at my love from my lunch table whilst drawing a picture of him. I sighed down at my terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE drawing. Clyde showed up to the table clinging to Tokens arm. "Whatcha doin' Craig?"

"Nothing" I said and looked down. Clyde leaned over the table to see my paper and I shoved it in my mouth, Chewed, and swallowed. Clyde pouted.

"Why wont you tell me anything!" Clyde whined.

"Because your you." Clyde teared up and hugged Token. Token chuckled and kissed Cyldes ear, Whispering something obviously dirty in it, How do I know?, Clyde blushed and stopped crying.

"Craig you coming to my New Years party?" You may be wondering. "Why in the hell do they have school between Christmas and New Years!" Well, Our school is a huge ass mother-fucking-douche and gives us four days for Christmas then school 'till new years eve and day. So we have more school days.. I know, Its shit.

"Yea sure." I responded monotonously. Token smiled and nodded then proceeded to take Clyde to the bathroom. Horndogs. I glance over to Kyle and grab my bag making it over to my next lass early.

(OH SHIT! I BROKE THE DAMN PAGE!)

The new years party was boring so far, Everyone kinda avoided me, Well, Not avoided, They were all just sucking someone else's face off.I sighed, I want someones face to suck off... Well not anyones really, Kyles y'know. Just as I began to feel lonely kyle walked in the door, Alone, well that's not shocking cause Stan has been here locking lips with Wendy for hours. He looks around with a disgusted face and walks over to me.

"What the fuck" He says grossed out.

"A very horny new year" I told him. He smiles a bit and offers to get out of the living room with dozens of kissing couples, I nod. After finding a room we sit on the singular bed. Really you'd expect Tokens family to have at least have a king in each room.

"So. . ." He says awkwardly. I just look at him curiously. "Well..What's up?"

"Not much." I say dully.

Kyle looks at me awkwardly "Well, Do you have a girlfriend?"I shake me head.

"No, No girlfriends for, I am homosexual, Haven't had a boyfriend before either, Although, I have had sexual intercourse with Tweek quite often" Kyle looks at me in shock and I place my hand on my head dramatically. "OH MY! I can not believe I reviled me sexua- Oh who the fuck cares." I say leaning back.

"Wow, I-I didn't know that. Well do you like anyone?" He asks.

"Yupp" I said taking out my phone.

"Who?" He asks. The time says 11:58, Two minutes, He can wait.

"Who what?" I ask smirking slightly.

"Who do you like?" He asks angrily.

"WEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL~" I say and pause for about a minute, MY hand vibrated and I looked at the time. Leaning over I pushed my lips to Kyles, His eyes opened to the size of dinner plates before he closed them and kissed me back before I pulled away.

"Happy new Years Broflovski."

X3 I put this up on deviantart a few days before new years.(You can find me under Shizaya-Akuzeku) Sorry its not well written and it has a terrible plot ;;

I was thinking of new years and when they kiss at midnight ETC ETC.