Romano was sitting in the kitchen, happily munching on a tomato when Spain suddenly popped up out of no where.
"Roma! Roma! I got Prussia and France to agree to help me sing you this song!" Spain said happily. Romano stared at him with an uncaring expression.
"Come have a listen!" Spain said, motioning for the Italian to follow him.
"Fine..." Romano said with a sigh, knowing that if he didn't agree the Spaniard would either continue to bug him or get all pouty and depressed. Either way, he really didn't want to deal with the man. So he got out of his seat and followed Spain out the door in the kitchen. Prussia and France were standing at the bottom of the steps waiting for Spain to join them.
"Okay, ready Roma?" Spain asked. Romano sighed once more and nodded his head.
"You are my...butterstick
When I need a friend...quick
Let me take some butter off you
And let me wipe you"
Romano's eye twitched and his "What the fuck" expression slowly crept onto his face as the song continued.
"Butterstick, you're my, Butterstick
Butterstick, I...love you when I and...myself...toast
OOO~
When I love you butterstick
You taste so good on... toast
On waffles
Or pancakes... too~
Butterstick, you are half the...man I...am
Butter on my...
OH
MY
BUTTERSTICK!"
The three men grinned widely at Romano as he stared at them. After a moment of complete silence and staring awkwardly at each other Romano turned around and walked back into the house. He picked up his tomato that he had left on the counter and hurried to his room, locking himself inside and wondering what the fuck just happened.
XD So, I was looking at Ask-Fem-Romano pictures and one of the pictures had a link to this video of "Whose Line is it Anyways" and it sang this song. And the question for Fem!Romano was how she would react to the BTT singing this song to her. I thought it was hilarious and immediately wanted to write a quick little cracktastic oneshot with it. So here it is. Enjoy!