Well it has been a while but I am back!
Denzel-Why do I get beat up?
Me-Because we all know it I funny if you get beat up by Marlene.
Marlene-Yeah!
Denzel-…
Me-Well Cloud could you say the disclaimer?
Cloud-…not interested…
Me-ok Tifa?
Tifa-Ok! The7thfreak does not own FF7 and its whole confusing compilation!
Sephiroth-Pancakes!
Me-Seph you are not in the story so leave.
Seph-No.
Me-…fine…well then shall we continue?
All hell breaks loose when you make a girl mad...ain't that right Denzel?
Tifa-Cloud let's get food! Don't fight you 2 ok?
Marlene and Denzel-Ok!
Tifa-Cloud lets go get chicken!
Cloud-Not interested
Tifa-Ok...burritos?
Cloud-No.
Tifa-Curry?
Cloud-Nope.
Tifa-Fish tacos?
Cloud-No! Remember last time?
Tifa-Oh yeah ew...*shudders*ok so what are you interested in eating?
Cloud-Chinese food...
Tifa-Ok lets get some!
Cloud-Not interested in getting it...
Tifa-...*stares*
Cloud-...*stares back*
Tifa-Cloud come with me or else...*holding up a photo with a dark smile on her face
Cloud-Fine...
Tifa-Good ok bye!
Denzel-Ok so what do you wanna do?
Marlene-Lets clean!
Denzel-...clean?
Marlene-Yes now do it or else.
Denzel-...fine...hey Marlene why do you have a cait sith doll?
Marlene-Denzel! Dont touch that it is special!
Denzel-Touch*grabs doll and throws it against the wall and accidently rips the tail off* oh crap...
Marlene-WHAT DID YOU DO?*starts to cry*
Denzel-Here*throws it hard and hits Marlene's face causing her to fall down in pain* Denzel-That made things worse * he tried to make her feel better by saying sorry to her through poetry...*
I did not mean to hit or diss you
May I go and get you tissue?
*...but utterly fails...*(utter...)
Denzel starts to laugh a little and Marlene just sits there crying.
Denzel-Hey sorry.
Marlene*starts to growl in a low voice*
Denzel-Hey Marlene?
He puts his hand on her shoulder and screams and chases him and tackles him to the ground.
Denzel has disturbed the little witch..(Left 4 Dead moment)
Meanwhile in some store...
Cloud-Tifa I thought you said food?
Tifa-Give me 20 more minutes.
Cloud-Thats what you said 45 minutes ago though...
Tifa-Cloud please*looks at him with her big brown eyes*
Cloud-...fine...
Tifa-Yay!*Hugs Cloud*
Cloud-Teef...cant...breathe...
Tifa-Sorry! Well off to the changing room!
Cloud-Hey Teef can I go to the weapon shop?
Tifa-No.
Cloud-But-
Tifa-Cloud I will be quick.
Cloud-...yeah right...
Tifa-What?
Cloud-...nothing...
25 mins later
Cloud-Come on I am bored...T_T
Denzel-Marlene no!
Marlene starts scratching his face and yells like a mad little girl(no duh) then she starts tickling him.
Denzel- No I might poo!*tries to resist but fails utterly...bad day to wear shorts thought Denzel*
Marlene gets some rope ties him and throws him on the couch and makes him watch My little pony*
Denzel-no!
Cloud-No! Tifa why?
Tifa-Just pay her.
Cloud-T_T How much?
Cashier-2 hundred thousand gil.
Cloud fainted.
Me-Well chapter 1.