Bleach Truth or Dare
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and what if a week after the defeat of Aizen all of the captains, the vice-captains, Ichigo, Yorichi Rukia, Tatsuki, Kiyone and Sentaro somehow get stuck playing Truth or Dare thanks to Yachiru? AU OOC some bashing some femslash some slash.)
"…How did we get sucked into this again?" Savoir of the Soul Society, Ichigo Kurosaki, asked deadpanned as he looked at the others.
"I was bored and wanted to play a game!" Vice-Captain of Squad Eleven, Yachiru, said chirpily while Tatsuki Ariwasa was snickering at the look on Ichigo's face at this.
"That makes much more sense than it probably should." Kiyone muttered to her sister who nodded in agreement silently.
"Besides. Relaxing like this should help us all get out of the war mentality that we have built up." Unohana, Captain of Squad Four and the scariest woman in the Soul Society, said smiling at everyone with her eyes closed.
"Yay! I spin first!" Yachiru said reaching forward and spinning the bottle in the center of the circle the group of powerful people had made. Everyone watched as it spun around and around and around before it finally stopped with the top pointing right at Isane who squeaked a bit.
"Beads! Truth or dare?" Yachiru asked nearly bouncing in place while Isane thought about it for a second, she didn't trust any dare she may be given by the tiny girl so that just left truth.
"T-Truth." Isane said nervously causing Yachiru to pout and think for a moment before she brightened up.
"I was running around the other day and saw you in the baths by yourself. I was wonderin'…where'd you get all those scars?" Yachiru asked tilting her head to the side as she looked at Isane who tensed at the question. Almost instantly a visible change came over the usually soft spoken Vice-Captain. She had tensed and her face became emotionless while her eyes were now guarded as she looked at Yachiru.
"Isane-nee? Were they bothering you a whole lot again?" Kiyone asked looking up at her sister worriedly and causing Isane to look down at her and smile slightly.
"No they weren't bothering me a lot Kiyone-chan. They just stung a bit." Isane said patting the top of her sister's head fondly and causing said sister to pout up at her for the action.
"Where'd a wimp like you get scars?" Zaraki Kenpatchi asked with a grunt as he looked at Isane who looked up at them as her face went back to its blank mask that looked very out of place on the lavender haired girl.
"Yeah! And why were a lot of them on your back and tummy?" Yachiru asked while everyone stared at Isane waiting for the answer.
"Nee-chan? Do you want me to tell them?" Kiyone asked gently as she touched her sister's arm causing said sister to smile down at her and pat her head again.
"That's kind of you to offer Kiyone-chan but no. It's none of their business where my scars came from." Isane said smiling at her sister who nodded hesitantly up at the taller girl.
"You must be a hell of a wimp just letting someone beat up on ya like that." Zaraki said with a derisive snort while Kiyone's eyes snapped to him angrily.
"Don't call her a wimp cause of her scars!" Kiyone said snarling furiously at the feared Captain while everyone looked at her surprised for how she had responded.
"Why shouldn't I?" Zaraki sneered right back at the younger sister, who glared right back at him without fear much too several peoples surprise.
"Cause she got those scars protecting me!" Kiyone replied hotly causing everyones eyebrows to shoot up, that wasn't what they expected.
"What do you mean Third Seat Kiyone?" Unohana asked politely and gently while Kiyone didn't answer but merely stared up at her sister. Unohana looked up at Isane worriedly from her seat on the girls right side, Kiyone sitting on her sisters left.
"Come on Beads! It's part of the game! You gotta answer my question truthfully!" Yachiru said whining at the tall girl who stared at her for a moment before sighing and looking away from everyone.
"My scars…came from protecting Kiyone-chan from our father." Isane said after a moment of silence causing everyone to look confused while Tatsuki and Ichigo bolted straight up from where they were leaning back, both looked shocked and alarmed.
"You mean that you were-"
"Hai." Isane cut off Ichigo's question before he could finish it, not looking at the substitute Shinigami or his friend.
"Well…shit that sucks." Ichigo said wincing and causing Kiyone to snort in agreement while Isane smiled a little.
"F.I.S.H." Isane said with a small shrug of her shoulders, causing Kiyone to snicker at all the weird looks Isane got for this.
"Huh?" Ikkaku asked looking at Isane confused.
"Fuck. It. Shit. Happens. F.I.S.H." Kiyone answered instead, causing everyone to nod in understanding at this. Isane reached forward and spun the bottle, causing everyone to look at it until it stopped on Nanao.
"Truth or Dare Nanao-san?" Isane asked looking at the stern Vice-Captain who blinked at her for a minute.
"…I believe I can trust you with a dare Isane-san." Nanao said after a moment of thought, causing Isane to grin wickedly while Kiyone laughed.
"Oh sis!" Kiyone said still snickering as Isane leaned down so the shorter girl could whisper in her ear.
"You thought so too huh? Good thing I already planned on getting her to do that eventually. Grab a camera." Isane said when Kiyone was done whispering causing Nanao to look at them both warily while everyone else looked confused and curious. Nanao looked especially wary when Kiyone scrambled up and out of the room to find a camera while Isane waited patiently for her baby sister.
"Got one sis! I even have several extra memory cards." Kiyone said coming back into the room with a digital camera in her hands and a grin on her face that did not bode well for Nanao.
"Good. Now then Nanao-san. Here's your dare." Isane said grinning wickedly at Nanao as she leaned forward to whisper into the other girls ear. Whatever Isane dared her to do caused Nanao to flush a dark shade of red and glare angrily up at Isane.
"I will get you back for this Isane." Nanao hissed causing everyones eyebrows to shoot upwards.
"I have a baby sister that enjoys pranking me at least once a week, and they started long before either of us became Shinigami. I'd like to see you try." Isane said grinning at Nanao, completely unaffected by the glare she was being sent while everyone was curious as to what this dare was.
"Tick tock tick tock." Isane said when Nanao didn't move for a moment.
"Fuck you Isane." Nanao said bluntly causing everyone's jaws to drop while Tatsuki and Ichigo burst out laughing, as had Kiyone.
"Sorry not interested in younger women." Isane said causing the jaws to drop lower at what she had said while Nanao flushed darker and glared harder as she stood up. Everyone watched as Nanao walked over to Nemu who looked up at her curiously.
"Sorry about this Nemu-san." Nanao apologized causing Nemu to nod in confusion…only for her, and everyone else's, eyes to widen when Nanao swooped down and kissed Nemu full on the mouth.
The only sound besides dropping jaws was of Kiyone taking pictures of the two girls kissing.