Karkat and the Bubble Wrap

John was casually walking around with his bubble wrap popping the bubbles in a random tune. Karkat was in his room trying to sleep when he heard the most annoying sound that just didn't seem to want to go away. So Karkat dragged his lazy ass out of bed and started stomping over to where he figured the agitating noise was coming from, only to find Egbert prancing around with a really big plastic sheet with lumps all over it.

'EBBERT YOU FUCKASS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, STOP THAT AT ONCE' Karkat shouted.

Egbert looked innocently at Karkat and slowly popped another bubble and quietly laughed 'heh heh'. 'It's just bubble wrap Karkles, no biggie.'

Karkat twitched in frustration. He stomped towards Egbert and snatched the so called bubble wrap out of his hand, only causing it to pop several times in the process.

Karkat's eyes widened, 'I It's so squishy.' He said as he intentionally popped another bubble.

John started giggling at Karkat sudden change of heart towards the bubble wrap, but then noticed that Karkat's expression quickly changed as he threw down the bubble wrap and glared at John accusingly.

'WHAT IS THIS CONTRACTION FUCKASS, W WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!' Karkat blurted out, thinking that the bubble wrap had him under some sort of human voodoo thing.

'It's still only bubble wrap Karkles, no strings attached I swear'. He said trying to hold in his amusement and look serious. Well as serious as John could have possibly been. John stepped towards the bubble wrap and popped two bubbles with his foot. Karkat was drawn to popping more bubbles as if it were an addiction. He began to lie down on the bubble wrap sheet and started rolling back and forth on it making several pops each roll. John burst into laughter at how silly Karkat was being, he had never seen this side of him before and he rather liked it. He joined Karkat in rolling on the bubble wrap; they looked at each other and cracked up laughing. They continued with popping the bubble wrap until it was all gone which took a long time because it was probably about 3 metres long and a metre wide. Laughing and having a blast the whole while through.