The true story of the Yellow flash
The third hokage sighed loudly as he sat in front of the academy students all wide eyed and busy tailed, his reason for being here was to tell a story the soon to be ninjas who yell out their techniques and run around in orange and spandex. "Class today i'm going to tell you the story of how our great fourth Hokage defeated three thousand Iwa ninjas with a single technique." All the students looked at the aging man with awe as he began to tell the tale of how the great fourth Hokage earned the title of yellow flash.
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Minato Namikaze stood behind a tree panting low on chakra, three thousand Iwa nins stood between him and his home and the awesomeness of his wife's sexy lingerie. "ok I've only got the strange black kunai that man conned me into buying, teleport my ass." He muttered peeking out behind the tree seeing a group of enemies approaching his position.
"where the hell is that bastard!" one of the unnamed ninjas exclaimed throwing his hands up in an exaggerated motion annoying his teammates who proceeded to beat the shit out of him. Minato sighed knowing he probably wouldn't make it home on this day, 'Sorry Kushina.' He thought sadly taking the moment to throw the useless kunai at the assumed leader only for it to be caught at the last moment. "Good try but this thing sucks." The ninja explained looking over the kunai like it was that nasty soup your roommates mother makes and you don't want to eat it but you can't refuse because she's not making you pay rent.
'Shit!' was all Minato thought as he ran over his options mind working as fast as it could to come up with a viable escape tactic. Noticing the ninjas were distracted with the con mans kunai he did the only thing that came to mind, he striped naked and started to run peeing as he did screaming the all mighty battle cry that is still feared to this day, "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!!!" the Iwa nins face faulted cracking their necks in the process dying instantly as they hit the ground. Minato continued to run as fast as he could causing more enemies to run his direction only to suffer the same fate as their predecessors……death by face fault. All that could be heard that night was the sound of cracking necks and the battle cry of "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!"
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The third hokage looked up "Are their any questions?" one hand went up among the crowd of confused faces, this was not the story their families and other people told them.
"What about the flying thunder god technique?" asked a confused student.
"That's just the story we made up so we wouldn't be embarrassed by the fact that he actually killed three thousand people that way." The hokage said rubbing his temples, "Well kids that's the true story of the Yellow flash." He said standing out of his chair teleporting out of the room leaving confused faces of young children who now looked at their childhood hero in a new light.
This is just an idea me and my roommate came up with. Oh yea I don't own this show known as Naruto cause if I did Zabuza would take on the role of ghost Nappa and haunt Kakashi till the day he died. If you don't know who ghost Nappa is watch Dragon Ball Z Abridged it'll change your life and how you look patty cake.