Chapter 1 England? We have a problem...
I do not Hetalia, this idea also belongs to Anake14, not me, she just requested I write this... Let's begin, shall we?
(America's POV)
'This meeting is sooooo BORING!' I thought to myself, England was arguing with France on who was more superior to the other, I have learned, though,it is stupid (even by my standards) to egg them on. But, It's fun to watch. "Well, Britain did raise the HERO! So that gives him rights to be cool, I guess." Britain turned to France "HA!" I grinned "But~ France DID give me that hot green chick, the statue of liberty, so that MIGHT make him better than you Iggy~!" Britain looked furious "Belt up, you bloody git! Who asked for your opinion!?" I shrugged "The Hero always gives his opinion to everyone, even when they don't ask for it!" I said beaming, man I am a genius! I am so awesome, well I am, after all, the Hero.
The meeting continued from there since, Mr. I-led-a-nazi-brigade-and-got-my-ass-kicked showed up. What a killjoy. Majorly lame.
After the meeting ended Britain pulled me aside "Do you have to be so damn annoying at every meeting? You annoy everyone! Me, that Frog, Germany, I bet even Vietnam is annoyed by you! And you two have been trading from some time now!" yeesh, could he just shut up and maybe get those brows shaved or plucked or something!? "The Hero is never annoying! I'm just expressing myself! Freedom of Speech dude, Freedom of Speech!" next thing I knew we at each others throats our hands rapped around each other's neck. These were normally like say Uncle, but Artie wouldn't let go, even when his face was turning blue. Then when I dropped his throat he took a gasp for air and screamed something in, I don't know, Latin?
It was like those friggin Magic Tree House books, except, we didn't spin, it was more like we were twirled really. At one point I think I hurled on Artie. Next thing that I remember was banging my head on somethin', I'm not sure what, but it hurt like a bitch. When I came to, I was surrounded by people. They looked like something out of Robin Hood or Dragon Heart. They where whispering in the language Iggy was speaking.
"I don't think we're Kanas anymore Toto..."
Yay~! First chapter! I know I have Paranormal Mativities to work on and Hai still needs to kick butt and see Nico, and I still need episiodo dos and chapter two for Felix. But I had to write this okay!? It seemed like fun, so imma write this too!
Review! I want to know how I did with my first POV story, next up is England's POV. Again, thank Anake14, for the awesome story idea!
Ameriko, out~!
