A man in an expensive suit with brown hair, combed neatly on one side, messy on the other, comes onto the screen, looking directly at the camera. "Hello my lovely audience, welcome to my grand mansion!" he yelled as the camera zoomed out to show a huge mansion with the smash logo on it. The mysterious man smiled as he straightened his tie, "My name is David, and while you may not know me, you know my hands." He held out his gloved hands, one uncontrollable shaking, and neither connected to his arm at all, "That's right folks, this is Master Hand and Crazy Hand, my long lost hands that was defeated and returned to me by the smashers. Now with them, I have all my powers back and want to make one of them rich beyond his or her wildest dreams, but only one." He said, slowly walking to the mansion, camera following him. "It took me a bit to decide how to pick which one would be the best to give that fortune," he said snapping with master hand and opening the door to the mansion, "and to go along with the smash spirit, they will compete in the smash mansion on television for all worlds to see them in action." He walked into the mansion, heading towards the gigantic center of the mansion, the camera points at David before looking into the room, "These shall be the contestants who compete in the game of a lifetime!" he said as the camera looked in a room, which had a gigantic wall with pictures of the smashers on it. The pictures were of these people:
Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Yoshi, Wario, Rosalina, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Toon Link, Fox, Falco, Wolf, Kirby, King Dedede, Metaknight, Samus, Pit, Captain Falcon, Marth, Ike, Roy, ROB, Ness, Lucas, Ice Climbers Popo and Nana, Pokemon Trainer (Red), Lucario, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Pichu, Wii fit trainer, Villager, Little Mac, Mega Man, Snake, Sonic, and Olimar.
"These 42 are the ones that I say are worthy to even compete, the other ones like Young Link, Game and Watch, Mew two, and Dr. Mario isn't worth my time." He said, snapping Master Hand and suddenly the pictures were switched out with a movie screen and projector, "I have tapes from each of the competitors to either say why they are competing or why they will win." He snapped again, and the first video started playing.
Mario: Hello! I'm Super Mario and I'm glad to be competing against everyone from Super Smash Bros. Even though I really want to win, I can tell that I will have a hard time with competing with people like Link, Samus, and my old friend Sonic in here, but I will do my best. Wish me luck!
Luigi: Um… hello everybody. I'm Luigi, and me and Mario are competing, and though I hope my brother and the princess do well, I want to win so I can use the money to live happily with Daisy in a nice house and everything. Please support me… thank you for listening.
Peach: Hi everybody! I'm Princess Peach, the ruler of the mushroom kingdom. I think I can do well with Mario and Luigi here, and if I do win, I will donate the profits to the toads and help my kingdom prosper! Support princess Peach!
Bowser: Brawahahah! I am the king of the koopas, Bowser! I will crush those Mario Bros and everybody else in this competition and walk away with Peach and the money as my prize! Now you all better support me or you shall taste my wrath!
Yoshi: (translated from Yoshi speak) Hi everybody! I'm here to win and, pardon the language, beat the crap out of everyone and prove I'm really strong! If I win, I will build a great house for me and my Yoshi family to chill in on Yoshi Island! Go me!
Wario: *picking nose*Oh, hey, *takes finger out of nose* I'm the legendary Wario! They think I won't win this because I'm fat, but nothing here will stop me from becoming the richest man in the entire universe, and the world's strongest title to go with it! *farts*
Rosalina: *petting a luma* Hello everybody! I'm so happy right now because now only am I in smash bros, but I might also win this competition as well! If I win, I will add a new part to the observatory and the lumas at home will love it *hugs her luma with her* wish the two of us luck!
Donkey Kong: (translated from monkey) I'm the king of the Kong jungle, Donkey Kong! Me and Diddy Kong are in this together, and when one of us wins, we will buy enough bananas to last the rest of our live! Oh Oo Ah!
Diddy Kong: (can speak English, but spoke monkey here) hey, I'm Diddy Kong, and like DK said, we'll win this together… but if I win, some of the money will go to the treehouse and my girlfriend Dixie, though the rest is for bananas, so wish us luck!
Link: hello, I am the hero of time, Link! I am here with Zelda and my other self Toon Link to win in the name of Hyrule. If I win, it will let me have enough rupees to survive on my next adventure for many years, so wish me luck, and good luck to everyone else here.
Zelda: hey everyone, I'm the princess of Hyrule, Zelda. Now I don't need the money, but the reason I'm competing is too show everyone around that I'm not weak just because I'm a princess. And the money will go to the kingdom, so its 2 birds for 1 stone if I win!
Ganondorf: … I'm here to kill Link and Zelda and take the triforce, and that's it. so get that camera out of my face or die.
Toon Link: hello, I'm Toon Link, you know, from minish cap, wind waker, and spirit tracks. I'm here with Zelda and the other me to win this, and I hope to do well enough to show that as strong as the other me, maybe even beat him!
Fox: Heh, hey there, I'm Fox! I'm taking a break from star missions with Falco to compete in this fight, and I hope I win. I have a pretty good chance, being one of the originals after all, so if I win, I will work to upgrade the arwings even better than they are.
Falco: Yeah yeah, hey there, names Falco. Fox and I are basically using our vacation time to be here, so if either of us don't win, I'm gonna be pissed.
Wolf: Hey, you all better watch out, because the big bad wolf is here to eat you up. I'll prove I'm better than Fox here, and the money is a bonus.
Kirby: Hiya! *pulls out a dollar bill and cake* Yah! *puts an equals sign between the money and the cake* boop! *sucks up the cake and celebrates*
Metaknight: … I shall win… but hopefully there will be a worthy swordsman here for me to beat.
King Dedede: *chuckling* hey, I'm Dedede; I know Kirby's interview was about winning food, and Metaknight probably said he will win, but my hammer will smash any enemy of the king! I will win and buy food and eat it in front of Kirby's face!
Samus: (brought both regular and zero suits) hey, I'm the galaxy bounty huntress, Samus Aran. I have been in smash bros since the beginning, so I know I have a great chance; all I have to do is work with some others and win this! If I win, I can retire as a bounty huntress for a while and enjoy the luxury of relaxation until I get bored of it and hunt again.
Pit: hey everybody, I'm your favorite angel, Pit! I'm going to win this and what I'll do with the money is donate it mainly to Paulitina's army, but I'll keep some for a rainy day! Hail Paulitina!
Capt. Falcon: *drives in studio with car* Driver and bounty hunter Falcon here! I'll make so much money that this car and Blue Falcon a much needed upgrade! Falcon Punch! *drives out the studio*
Marth: hey, I'm here with Ike and Roy to win and show everyone that fire emblem is not a game to be messed with. And as a prince, I shall use the money to rebuild my kingdom hurt from war.
Roy: Yeah! I may have not gotten in brawl, but I got in this! I will win and make it so I get in the next smash bros! wish me Luck!
Ike: Yeah, I'm here, and after the war I was in, this should be relaxing. If I win, the money will go to the members that were in my army.
ROB: (translated from binary code) Hello. I am ROB. I entered in this for what humans call fun, I shall hope like a human to win.
Ness: Hey, I'm Ness; From Earthbound… you don't know Earthbound? Aww… well I'm in the original smash brothers, so at least I'm still famous. If I win, I will use the money to help make me and Lucas a new game. I think Fox and Captain Falcon what that as well, but they won't admit it *snicker*
Lucas: hey there, my name is Lucas. I am entering this to make some new friends… and if I win, the money will help my friends and family as well. I don't think I'll win, but you'll never know.
Ice Climbers: Popo: yeah! We will win! Nana: but they separated us in the game. Popo: doesn't matter, we'll still work together for us to win! Nana: yeah! *they high five* Both: wish us luck!
Red: hey there, I'm Pokemon trainer, but you can call me Red. With squrtile, Ivysuar, and Charizard on my side I hope I win. They said I can only use one of them per challenge, but that's good, otherwise I'd have to big an advantage over people. The money will fund my next journey around a new region.
Pichu and Jigglypuff: *playing in the studio happily*
Lucario: I sense many strong auras, so this game will be very difficult. But I, Lucario, shall do my best and show them that just because I am a Pokemon doesn't mean I need a trainer. I will be a fearsome competitor.
Pikachu: (translated from Pokemon speak) hey there, I'm Pikachu, the legendary one that saved the world with ash. I have been in these games from the beginning, and though they won't understand me, I will win this! I just hope Jigglypuff or Pichu don't get eliminated first…
Wii Fit Trainer: *stretching out her legs* hey! I'm the Wii fit trainer! I got into smash bros, and when I win this, I won't be considered a joke character! If I win, I'll use the money to make my studio bigger and better and buy the latest workout equipment for my students to use.
Villager: Hello, I'm the villager from animal crossing, and I am so happy as a newcomer to smash bros, but I do hope this will be a great warm up for it. I also hope to make good friends my age, maybe Ness and Lucas.
Little Mac: *the camera shows nobody* … hey! Down here! *camera lowers to see Little Mac* ha ha, very funny. Now that I got upgraded from trophy to fighter, I will prove I deserve that spot here! I didn't become the champion of the WBNA for nothing you know.
Mega Man: I'm finally in a new good game, awesome! I know Sonic's here too, and after our adventure together, I hope we can work together here as well! If I win, I shall donate it to robots that need new parts, and me and roll can get a new place to stay that isn't doctor lights house.
Snake: Heh, can't believe I'm doing this game show thing, but why not. The names Snake, secret agent/mercenary, and I kill giant robots called metal gears, so this game will be easy as cake, just hope it isn't boring. If I win, I'll buy some better guns, ammo, and put the rest in the bank for later.
Sonic: Aww Right! Sonic's the name and speed's my game! I'm here to do my best, and I will probably at least get in the top 10 on my own, but if I work with people, I'll make it to the final part and may win! If I win, some is for Tails, some for Knuckles and Amy, and the rest for me as I run across the world, so I can buy some souvenirs from my travels.
Olimar: Hey… my names Olimar. I know I might not have much of a chance to win because of my size, but I will do my best with my pikmin. If I win, the money will probably help upgrade my ship, and I'll use the rest to help the pikmin on their planet prosper.
"And those are our contestants!" he said happily, making other hands appear and clap for him, he makes them disappear later and looks back at the camera. "Now let's go see our contestants in person!" he said, clapping his hands together. Suddenly, both the camera and David teleported.
David and the camera appeared in a giant green field, nothing else behind David, "Now let's see our contestants!" he said as the camera turned ninety degrees to show 42 people standing there, most cheering, a couple, Falco and Ganondorf particularly, stood there grumbling.
"Welcome contestants, I'm glad you all came here today. Now we know whoever wins this will have enough money to last their entire lives-"Everybody clapped and some whistled. He waited for them to calm down, "Now, I shall explain the rules of this game on what you need to know right now." He said, they stay quiet to listen.
"Now, in this game, you shall compete in teams at the moment and work together in challenges, some challenges get your team a prize or trip too some place special, but most challenges will be immunity challenges, the teams who win the game are safe from elimination, but the team who loses must send one of the teammates home. That's where strategy comes into play, because your team must take a vote to see who is eliminated, whoever has the most votes is the one that will be gone." He explained. They looked at each other and counted 42 people within them, "Excuse me, um… David! How many teams and how many on each team will there be?" Mario asked for the group, David smirked, which made some nervous, "there will be… Three teams of 10 each!" he said, everybody gasped "That's right, after the first challenge, 12 of you will already be going home. I'm going to call it the final cut to see which 30 are the most worthy to compete in this game!" he said happily, now half the group was scared, not wanting to be one of the 12 being cut in the first day.
Mario: Mamma mia! 12 people are being cut right off the bat. Gosh this game is already scary!
Olimar: if the challenge gets rid of the 12 weakest in it, I'm for sure being one of them. Unless it's a quiz, which I'm 99 percent sure it won't be.
Snake: Well the game just caught my interest, this is gonna be good to see the weakest of us go home immediately.
Pikachu: (translated) *sighs* the chances of Pichu and Jigglypuff surviving just got worse, and I could have used them as my allies in the game as well. This sucks.
"I say it's time for us to see this first challenge already, don't you think? And before you ask, I'll tell you when we start the challenge what it is, so are you ready?" he said, everybody nodding, he smirked as he made a giant platform appear under the group, a few got scared, Luigi screamed as it slowly rose from the ground and was 100 feet in the air. David made a small platform under himself as well and rose, slyly moving his fingers and making both platforms head east.
Sonic: I will not one of the first ones gone! I will do my best in whatever this challenge will be!
Mega Man: no way I'll lose! I just got in smash bros! I'll win this challenge and make it to the teams.
Peach: I sure hope the challenge won't be TOO hard! It's the first one!
Fox: If it's not one of the new 5 smashers that go home first, I'll be shocked. The two little pokemon as well.