Whose line is it anyway? Naruto-style

Host: Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway! Naruto-style!

Audience claps

Host: Here we have our four contestants! Uzumaki Naruto!

Naruto stands up and bows: Thank you for having me!

Hinata in the audience: Yeah! Go Naruto! She throws flowers at him: For you Naru!

One of them hits the host

Host: Augh!

He looks at her: Get out….

Hinata looks around: What?! Me?!

Host: Security! Take her outside!

Two buff guys come out opposite doors: Get her!

Hinata sticks her hand on her butt: You'll never get me suckas! Hahahahaha! She runs out of the door. The security guards chase her.

Host, doesn't give a damn: Anyways, back to the show…..We have Haruno Sakura!

Sakura curtsies, the men whistle.

Sakura: Hey! You fucking pedophiles! She flips them off You want to look at me? Well kiss my Asian ass! She turns around and pulls her pants off

Host stops drooling: Hey! Save that for the show!

Host: Ay, me…sighs Next, we have, I don't know his last name, but Jiraya!

Jiraya smiles, then looks at Sakura sheepishly

Jiraya: Hey Sakura baby. You can show me your ass any day!

Inner Sakura: Dead piece of shit!

Sakura lunges at Jiraya

Audience members: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Host: We are experiencing some technical difficulties. Looks at Sakura and Jiraya, Sakura choking Jiraya. Uh, here's a word from our sponsor!

Commercial, Sasuke pops up.

Sasuke: Hello friends, having pedophile troubles? I know I do. I am tired of being chased by some creepy guy. Such as this.

He points to something not on camera.

Sasuke: Hey! Release the pedophile!

Orochimaru comes running: Oh Sasuke boy! Come to daddy!

Sasuke dodges Orochimaru: for bothering pedophiles, use our new patented Pedo-Gone!

He takes out a can shaped like a mace bottle. He sprays it on Orochimaru's face.

Sasuke: Spray it like so…

Orochimaru: I'm melting! I'm melting! A pool of liquid is surrounding him.

Sasuke: And your pedophile is gone!

Announcer: Pedo-Gone will not work on all pedophiles, and will not work on perverts. Side-effects are mutation, scarier pedophiles, head lice, diarrhea, and canker sores if sprayed in mouth. You may not use Pedo-Gone if you are pregnant, handicapped, or if you have hemorrhoids. Not suitable under the age of 10.

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Thank you for reading, I'll continue as soon as I am done with my essay TT. Sorry, but I need at least 4 reviews before I continue writing (not from the same person, please) Sorry! XD

I promise the next chapter (if there will be one...sweats) will be much longer, and funnier. For now, I am just testing to see if this is good enough.