OK…I apologize ahead of time for any OOCness. It's just a random funny ideas that my friends and I came up with while high on pixie stix! Man those things are like heroine…Anywho…reviews are welcome! Onto the disclaimer!

Disclaimer: I own many things. A pair of socks, a fuzzy monkey pen, a marble named Henry…but Naruto? Uh…not going to happen in a million years….

Dear Konoha Shinobi,

Congratulations you're invited to the annual Konoha Shinobi's Halloween Party. Dress up however you want!

Sincerely,

Tsunade

"Yes! I got invited! Dattebayo!" exclaimed the rambunctious kitsune. "I'm going to have the best costume ever!"

He began rummaging through his small closet when a new thought struck him. "When is this party anyway? Nani? Who wouldn't put the date on?!"

-Hokage's mansion-

"What do you mean you forgot to put the date on?" roared Tsunade.

"Well…I kind of thought it would be obvious…it is a Halloween party…" Shizune mumbled. "Now will you please just give me the sake bottle so nobody gets hurt?"

-Akatsuki-

"Oi, Itachi-san! You got invited to a Halloween party, un!" shouted Deidara.

"Will you stop going through other people's mail?" Sasori asked sounding agitated as he took back his stack of random magazines.

"Yes! Now what am I going to wear??"

" A Halloween party? I wanna come! I can finally be Jaws!" Kissame said excitedly.

"You're not going, you weren't invited!" Itachi told him.

"Awwww…"

"Itachi-san! I know exactly what you should dress up as! Oh, and that nail polish really isn't your color, un…" Deidara muttered dragging him away.

"WHAT?! The cosmetic lady lied! Damn you!" Itachi wailed as he was dragged down a hallway.

-Ichiraku's-

"Did you get invited?" Sakura asked showing off her bright orange and black invitation.

"Hmmm?" Naruto looked up, ramen noodles hanging out of his mouth. He began nodding his head wildly as he searched his many pockets. Finally, after pulling out a kunai, several shuriken, a scroll or five, and a two for one coupon for that very ramen restaurant, he retrieved a very rumpled orange piece of paper.

"What are you going to dress up as?" Asked the blond after he finished with his sixth bowl of ramen.

"You'll see!" Sakura grinned.

"Hey, isn't that fuzzy brow?"

Sakura whipped her pink-haired head around to see. "Yeah…I…er…think so anyway…"

"Lee was stumbling towards them with an empty bottle in his hand.

"Hiya Sakura-chan! The three of you is lookin' very pretty!(hic) Wanna be my girlfriend I will (hic) protect you with my life!" he asked getting close enough to Sakura's face that she could smell the sake on his breath.

"Uh…"

"Sakura, I think it's time we got your boyfriend into Alcoholics Anonymous…" whispered Naruto.

Sakura hit Naruto on the head. "He is not my-"

"There he is!"

"Lee-kun!"

The three of them looked over to see Neji and Gai running towards them.

"Nooo! The evil squirrels have returned to bring me to Antarctica!" Lee yelled bolting away from them.

"Will somebody please stop him?!?"

Me: Yay! Cookies for all who made it through this first insanely random chapter!

-Throws cookie to reader-

Okay, next chapter coming up….