Sing it to Simon and Garfunkle's "Mrs. Robinson", if you dare.

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Please wake up, Mr. Anderson
Chasing after rabbits you must go
whoa whoa whoa

Find Morpheus, Mr. Anderson
Smithy turns his shaded eyes to you.
woo woo woo

We know all about you we've been keeping up a file.
We'd like to help you help yourself.
Look around you all you see are sunglass shaded eyes
What's the use of speaking if you haven't any mouth?

Take the red pill, Mr. Anderson
The Real World's there but you must free your mind
Hi hi hi

What have you learned, Mr. Anderson?
To kick those Agent's heads in with kung-fu
woo woo woo
woo woo woo

Hiding in a warehouse where no-one ever goes.
Hope nobody has cut the hardline
I've got a little secret, yeah I led the agents there
Most of all I've betrayed Morpheus

Where have you gone, fair fair Trinity?
I think Neo is in love with you
woo woo woo

What's that you say, Mr. Anderson
You have saved Morpheus and the day
Hey hey hey

Running down a hallway on a busy afternoon
Looking for room three hundred three
Agent Smith has shot you and now you've got to choose
Every way you look at this you lose

Why won't you die, Mr. Anderson
Agent Smith has shot you in the gut
yuk yuk yuk

Here's to you, Mr. Anderson
Agent Smith has left and gone away
hey hey hey

Here's to you, Mr. Anderson
There is much more to you than you know
whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa

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What can I say? Inspiration (or something...worse?) struck. Tweak helped me. Please review and tell me what you think. :)