Different layout this time, instead of a story, this is a blog of the (almost) everyday gardener, trapped in the theme of PLANTS VS ZOMBIES, the brilliant castle defense system game. This person (a girl by the way ), is sharing their story with us about what their garden life will be like (and no, this isn't real…) But of course, the game not only has Plants in the title, but Zombies as well… Something's going to go wrong, you can just feel it, right lol? This entry is entitled "Blooming Into Home Sweet Home" as you can see on the 'page' header. Enjoy!
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Fantastic Flora Weekly; Gardner's Blog Edition 1 Entitled: "Blooming Into Home Sweet Home" Pg 56
HEY PEEPS! Tis I again, planting, growing, and harvesting the thirst of those who seek their potted glory. My experience can become yours, and all you have to do is follow my posts. I am a botanist for a living, because I am opening a flower shop called The Toadstool's Neighbor. It's not just going to carry flowers and cracked pots, but the flowers will come assorted and decorated specially. Not to mention the adorable lattice cottage I'm going to have built for it, just as if I took it right out of a European Country! I already bought the property for it, which is right down the street near the town. I'm going to get my uncle to get all the precise measurements, since I already gave him the design, but he can't do anything until he has his morning coffee, but better LATTE than never XD… and I made sure to ESPRESSO myself in my design XD. Okay, okay, I'll stop with the cheesy torment.
WELL! I finally up and left my tiny, plant-less apartment in the city and moved to suburbia, where all gardens compete with each other. I moved to *********, New Jersey! My house is a BEAUTIFUL cream color with terracotta rust colored roof. There are adorable little patio stones on the right of the lawn leading up to the house, and a white (rather crooked, but in style) picket fence lining both sides. The backyard has sliding glass doors, a cute red charcoal grill, as well as a restaurant style umbrella over a metal table with matching chairs. There is also a LONG pool that spans from the backyard patio all the way to the back of the fence- a straight rectangle (also simple enough as to not look as arrogant), but why such a long, simple shape?
LOL, well, I can't really argue, because the main reason why I moved here was because of the GREAT view of the graveyard across the street. I can now do rubbings, to, perhaps, decorate the pots that I'll sell with the flowers. The stones are so old, and intricate, and the whole grey-green place gives a calming, dead-quiet sensation of relaxation. I love the eeriness of the graveyard, and set an interesting backdrop when I should build my greenhouse. I also meet interesting in-need-of-flowers people for graves, because I seen a small child with a twirling hat walk into the graveyard- poor kid, probably going to see their grandpa. Don't fear! "Flower Girl" is coming here (I know, stupid superhero name, don't judge :D ).
So far, things are going great. The only things I have planted so far are begonias in a slop of mulch next to the house. But things are kicking off great! I'll make sure to update you as needed.
-Pseudonym The Spontaneous Sapling