Disclaimer: I know nothing, except the plot. Anything you recognize isn't mine.

I suppose this will turn into a High school fic, RXG TXY PXB. and some other small couples. Rikku and Tidus are siblings, and Rikku and Yuna arent related, otherwise it'd be a tad squicky.

As the bitter liquid snaked its way down my throat, I fought the urge to wince, knowing it would spur them on, instead I concentrating on setting the glass down without smashing it. Breaking it would do no good, Yuna would probably kill me, after all it was me that spend around 2 hours following her around Luca's shopping centre begging for the minuscule brightly coloured 6 set of shot glasses "Rikku, you know what will happen, there will be another pointless drinking game." "Are you scared because you're a lightweight? Its okay Yunie.." I knew that would work, she hated that she couldn't drink as much as me, my dear brother Tidus, Gippal or Paine but hey, she could out drink Baralai, not that that's saying much.

As the cursed liquid burned itself into my stomach, I glanced around the table just in time to see Yuna's horrified face, Baralai giggling uncontrollability, (he had his three shots a while ago) Paine's amused face, and the twin smirks of Gippal and Tidus. Bugger. Here goes the next shot. This time the bloody poison didn't get so far as my throat before it was sprayed all over the table.

"What the bloody hell was that?!" I yelled, it tasted worse than the plants in the Moonflow, (another drinking game gone wrong) "What's the matter? Can't keep up Riks?" drawled my darling brother. (Did I mention I hate the wanker?) He knew exactly what to say to push the buttons, there'd be no backing out now, I wouldn't hear the end of it. "Of course I can, but you know it's Gips turn now." Got out of that one, quick.

Bloody hell, the idiot poured all three multi coloured shots courtesy of Paine, I swear she's a sadist, into a mug which even with my blurred vision looks suspiciously like mine. You can have nothing in this bloody mad house. He knocked it back without so much as a wince, oh he just has to be so perfect, doesn't he?

I'm constantly asking Paine what attracts me to him, it's definitely not the shaggy blonde hair, the bloody eye patch or the way he's a total whore or how he is a complete idiot. "His body." Is always the reply, and you'd understand if you saw him. I mean half of bloody Spira wants my kind of boyfriend and my brother. It's annoying as hell going to the shops with them, it's like getting mugged except by a group of screaming girls. It's delightful, honestly.

Last time we went to Besaid, Yunie missed Lulu and Wakka so much we need to visit them on a regular basis. Not that I have anything against them, I just don't see why we must leave the comfort of our 3 bed room apartment in north Luca, near all the gorgeous shops, pubs and clubs just to get trampled in the sand by blonde, blue eyed idiots with 6 inch stilettos. Of course Tidus thought it was hysterical. Charming.

Gippal just stood there, soaking up the attention while his small, completely helpless (bar a pair of daggers) kind of girlfriend lay whimpering on the floor. Charming. Tidus stood away from the group holding Yuna's hand, he's far too scared not too, getting on the wrong side of Yunie is a complete deathwish, you have to do your own washing and cooking and also the fact that you're most likely to get a bullet or a plate to the back of the head.

Speaking of Yuna, she refused to drink the shots, Gippal called her a chicken, Tidus smirked (I swear that's all he ever does, except for making out with Yuna and making fun of me), I secretly thought she was a genius and Baralai looked on in what I thought was a thoughtful way but no, he just needed to vomit and was probably thinking about which direction, I was hoping for the Tidus direction but had no such luck. Pity that.

"YOU CAN SLEEP BY YOUR FUCKING SELF!" is exactly what Paine hollered when the slightly greenish vomit with chucks hit her in the face. "Absolutely beautiful" is what Tidus said with a hint of Pride in his voice.

After Paine stormed off and Baralai was put to bed, it was only 11. How tragic, and just as I was trying to convince Yuna the new club Shinra down the road was calling our names. Tidus had to put his big fucking DC clad foot down and say "No fucking way, it's Sunday night and we're all starting school tomorrow." No, seriously? Sometimes I think he takes me for someone special. God, I knew that, I just thought Yuna would agree to have some fun. I knew I wasn't getting any back up from Tidus so I turned my adorable-no-one-can-say-no puppy dog eyes to Gippal, he immediately went "NO.". Sigh. He's only being like that because I dance with other guys wearing "next to nothing" according to Tidus.

Whatever.

I don't really care anyway. Well just a bit. Why is everyone so grumpy these days? I told them it would be fun. Going to school that is. The darling Spira government, newly founded which involves Yuna and sometimes Baralai decided that all teens should be sent to boarding school and while I was all for hot blitz guys, constant sleepovers and learning how to make my own potions. The whole house was gutted except for Yunie who is overly excited about healing class. Nerdy but sweet. Paine is probably excited about bullying little kids.

Stomping up to mine and Gippals' room, I realised a probably really important fact. I hadn't packed yet. Oh fuck, maybe I can convince him too. I would make it up to him, in only ways his kind of girlfriend can.

God. That noise is driving me crazy. Yunie and Tidus never give it a break do they, you think they would be savouring sleep over sex at this crucial time in life. No, apparently not. I'm going to have some serious words with them tomorrow. Maybe I won't, they'd probably bring up last week, which was completely Gips idea. How was I supposed to know they'd be home and would object to us 'making love' as Yunie put it on the kitchen table? I would have cleaned it, for gods sake.

An: err first fic, and i hate when people ask for reviews, but please let me know what you think. thanks!