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Naruto did not like shopping. It was simply a fact of life; something natural that could be lumped in with the sun being bright and dancing flowers in togas break dancing creeping out Kakashi. So, Naruto found it insanely lucky that the first store he had stumbled into had offered him a perfect birthday gift for his ice princess.
Naruto grinned, holding up his prize to the cashier. "I'll take it!"
The cashier raised an eyebrow as his eyes scanned the merchandise. "That'll be $20.25. Have a nice day," he said, holding out a bag to Naruto. His jubilance still obvious, Naruto handed the man his money, snatched up the bag, and charged out of the store, feeling as if nothing could go wrong.
And here comes Murphy's Law to bite him in the ass.
------July 23------
Sasuke twitched. "Well?" Naruto asked, sounding hopeful. "What do you think?"
Holding the offending piece of cloth away from himself, Sasuke turned his glare towards his lover. "Should I even dignify that with a response?"
Naruto cocked his head to the side. "What? I think that it's awesome! I swear, they must've made it just for you!" Sasuke twitched again. "Seriously!"
Sasuke scowled. "Just… for me, you say?"
Naruto nodded vigorously. "Yeah, I mean, come on! It fits you really well, don't you think?"
Scowl deepening, Sasuke tossed his gift back at Naruto. "Sometimes I wonder if you even realize what a moron you are."
Blinking in confusion, Naruto held up the shirt he had given to Sasuke, trying to find something wrong with it.
UKE
Root for the Underdog
What was so bad about that?
A/N: Yeah, it was freakishly short. Yeah, it kinda sucked. Yeah, it'd be nice if you would review. I hope you enjoyed this little drabble.