'Crazy Fun' Vacation!

These characters all belong to Stephenie Meyer,…. but that doesn't mean I can't have my own fun with them in my story.

Prologue

B.P.O.V.

Edward and I had been going out for almost three months now, including Alice and Jasper, and Rosalie and Emmet. We've all been working lately, and we all thought it was about time to have a little fun. We were glad to hear that they planned a vacation, once they told us where we were going I was incensed. They wanted us to go camping! What the hell were they thinking! Here we wanted a luxurious relaxing vacation, and instead they picked the opposite. I wanted a spa, but I'm getting a creak/meadow, whatever you want to call it, and instead of a massage, all I'm gonna get are rocks poking at my back when I sleep on the camp grounds. My back has been hurting for the past few days, and now I'm going to have to sleep on the ground in a sleeping bag?! They must be out of their minds! So we loaded up everything after the guys made us leave some stuff behind saying we weren't going to need it, and that it was pointless.

Chapter 1. Camping Fiasco

B.P.O.V.

We had only been on the rode for fifteen minutes when Emmet shouts out "I'm bored, let's play a game. How bout……. I spy?!" Emmet said with enthusiasm.

I started to speak "Emmet, no one really wants to know what you 'spy'." I pointed out to him.

"Well, to bad. I'm going first. I spy something black and lacey." Emmet gave Rosalie a wink.

"Emmet, you can't pick Rosalie's underwear! It has to be something we can all see." No wonder Emmet would want to play 'I Spy'.

"Fine, but how did you know I was talking about Rosalie's underwear?"

"Emmet do you think I'm that stupid?! First of all when you play the game you only say the color, you don't say 'lace'. Seconded of all I saw you give a wink to Rosalie. You know you can play 'I spy' more in a sweet way rather than a perverted way." I said thinking of Edward.

"How?" Emmet asked obliviously

"Like, I spy something green?" I said, wanting to also through in the words sparkling, but I said my self only the color. If only he knew what the color was of.

"And what's that?" Edward asked, and saw Edward look at me in the mirror up front. I climbed over one of the seats, and whispered in his ear "Your eyes. I wanted to describe them more than green, but I told Emmet, that you can only say one color and that was it." I was kissing his neck, but I forgot he was driving, and I didn't want him to wreck, so I went back to my seat. Rosalie, Alice, and me were reading our books for a while. They are, let's just say romance stories. We were now on a two way road that goes through the forest. The road was still asphalt, we hadn't got onto the dirt road yet. We set our books down once the guys turned on the radio. Alice, Rosalie and I had already had enough of their rap singing for ten minutes, so that's when I pulled out my ipod, leaned over the seat and plugged it into something that looked like a place where you charged your phone.

"We have way better music," I said as I was choosing a song. Rosalie whispered in my ear and told me to turn on 'Kissed a Girl'. I winked at her than turned back to the guys and said "Here's a good one," than pressed play. The guys thought the song was alright until the part came on where Kerry Perry says 'I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chap stick. I kissed a girl and I liked it, hope my boyfriend don't mind it. It felt so wrong, it felt so right, exc.

"Ya, I kissed a girl and I liked it too!" Emmet shouted, then kissed Rosalie. "Who the hell made this song? It's bitch'en" Emmet said with enthusiasm. I was kind of surprised he liked the song.

We listened and sang along to a few more songs, then turned the music off.

Five minutes later my phone started going off, singing 'Wana get DIRTY! It's about time that I came to start the PARTY! Sweat drippin' over of my BODY! Wana get a little bit NAUGHTY!, wana get DIRTY! It's about time for my arrival. The guys looked at me when they heard the Christina Aguilera song 'Dirty' came on. I glanced back at Alice and Rosalie, they knew who it was too, we just all totally forgot that was the ring tone. I picked it up, and slowly in a happily voice said "Hellooooooooo."

Alice and Rosalie were watching me, I think I might have sounded to flirty, but oh well. That'll give it least Edward something to get jealous about. Besides, it's cute when he's jealous, so I stayed with the flirty tone.

"Hi Bella, it's me Josh." Josh has two other friends named Chad, and Nick. We never really went out, but have always had a fling when we were with them at the cabin. Normally around this time of year is when me, Alice, and Rosalie go up to a cabin in the woods for a week or two and stay with them. Now I know Alice, Rosalie, and me don't like camping, but this is completely different! They have a really nice two story cabin, six bedroom cabin; so we each get our own rooms. Not that that matters anyway, since we all sleep together in the family room, where it's nice and cozy by the fire. And we probably do way more fun stuff there, than what I can imagine what we're doing on this camping trip, picked out by Edward, Emmet, and Jasper.

Anyways, I answered Josh back "Oh my gosh, I haven't talked to you in forever!" I said with lots of enthusiasm, getting Edward's, Emmet's, and Jasper's attention.

"Well, you know I only see you around this time of year silly," Josh said.

"I know, I just mean I haven't talked to you in a while." I emphasized the word talked.

"Well I hope I can see and talk to you all at once soon. How bout that?"

"Me to, and defiantly."

He laughed "So I was thinking we have our little fun vacation in about two weeks. Then we can have all our crazy fun again. I just don't know what to expect from you girls this time." he said with a chuckle. I could here Chad, and Nick on the other side of the phone.

"Hell yes to crazy fun. And expect the unexpected." I said with a wild grin. Then turned to Alice and Rosalie, they knew who it was too. Rosalie shouted into the phone "Oh, of course , we are so there!"

We all enjoyed seeing our jealous boyfriends confused faces. Emmet was the first to speak, "What the hell are you girls talking about?! What crazy fun are you planning on having?!"

Us girls just giggled, then Josh asked "Who is yelling in the background?! They're frickin loud!"

I stopped giggling then said "Oh, don't worry. That's just Emmet."

"Whose Emmet?" he asked.

"Rosalie's boyfriend."

"Oh, I see. Well anyways, does she want to say hi to Nick? He's right here." I've been hearing the guys voices in the background the whole conversation. They had deep voices. Before I answered back I accidentally pressed the button for speaker phone, and heard either Chad or Nick in the background scream "Dude! Hell YES!"

Edward started to speak, before Emmet cut him off again. "Who the hell are you talking to ladies?!" He shouted.

"Take a chill pill Emmet hold on!" I turned in Rosalie's direction and stuck out the phone and asked her "Rosalie do you want to talk to Nick?"

She smiled back and answered "Yes!" She shouted.

I handed her the phone and the first thing I heard her say was "Uh, you're so bad!"

"What the hell is going on?!" This time it was Edward shouting the questions.

I smiled and said "Oh nothing dear, don't get so worked up. It's just a few old guy friends of ours."

"And that's it?" Emmet asked.

"Yes….. Now that's it." I responded with a smirk on my face.

"What the hell is that suppose to mean?" Emmet asked back hastily.

"Well, I'm not gonna tell you idiot! Does everything have to be explained to you!"

He just folded his arms across his chest and sat back in his seat irritated. After Rosalie, and Alice had their flirty conversations, they gave me my cell phone back and Josh said "So two weeks?"

"Yes, two weeks. Can't wait see you then, bye." I snapped the phone shut, and looked up to thee furious guys faces.

"Well?!" Jasper asked, then looked at Alice.

I told them the story about what we do every year. Emmet's eyes popped out of his head. "So you girls go with them camping every year, and you didn't want to go with us?"

"Emmet, I told you it was way different! They don't sleep outside, they have a way better, probably more sanitary bathroom inside their house, with showers, a kitchen to make and eat their food, and so much more."

"Well then that's not real camping is it?"

"Well, the cabin is in the woods, so it's close enough!"

Emmet let out a heavy huff, then calmed back down. "Are you girls gonna tell us any of your stories or not?" he asked with a smile, that told us he was sorry for yelling at us.

Alice, Rosalie, and I laughed and I said "If you really wanna hear."

"Oh yes, we want to hear." Edward smiled back.

Alice, Rosalie, and I whispered about what story we should tell them first, then I started telling all three guys of our crazy stories. I started off with the ones that weren't as bad. "There was one time where we had water/paint balloon fight at night. I remember it was frickin freezing! We clearly lost the fight, so once they thought it was over, we each went back and got two enormous water/paint balloons and stuffed them in our bras. We walked up behind them while they were sitting by the fire, took the balloons out of our shirts, and chucked them at them. It was so hilarious! They were so pissed we got them back, we all started running in the pitch black forest in different directions. I remember Chad sneaking up on Alice and him yelling 'Got you' and Alice screaming her head off. Then I saw Rosalie running, but Nick was to fast for her, and he practically tackled Rosalie. Rosalie was crying she was laughing so hard."

"And then what happened to you?" Edward asked curiously.

"As for me, I didn't get caught. I climbed have way up a tree. They couldn't find me, so I finally climbed back down, and walked back to the cabin, tripping over anything and everything, since I couldn't see a thing because Alice took my flashlight, along with her light up lantern."

The guys started laughing, then Jasper said "Seriously, Alice? You brought a light up lantern."

I continued my story "The next day they tried getting us back, so the idiots drew huge boobs on all of our shirts with sharpie." The guys started cracking up again.

"I could only imagine the look on your faces." Edward said through his non stop laughter.

"Glad you guys think it's funny. We sure the hell did not at the time! That's only one of our stories."

"Let's hear the rest then," Emmet said.

"Um….. I don't think so. They get much worse." I said with a wicked grin on my face.

"Pleaseeeee" Emmet begged.

"Hey Bella, how bout you show them that video on your camera." Alice squealed.

I elbowed her arm then she said "What?"

"Ya, why won't you show us?" Edward asked.

"Because, it has nothing to do with you, and I don't want to show you." I spat back at him.

"Oh, come on Bella." he pleaded.

"Fine." I said then turned to Alice and Rosalie. "But then I'm showing your videos too!"

Their eyes got big, and Rosalie spoke "Oh, you wouldn't even dare Bella."

"Oh, you bet I will."

"Fine then." Rosalie and Alice said at the same time and folded their arms across their chests.

"Is there something you don't want me to see Rosie?" Emmet teased.

"Certainly not." She answered him back.

I pressed play on my video first and handed it to Edward. Emmet and Jasper were both leaning over to watch. Rosalie and Alice were in it too, but it was mainly me. It was a video of us running away from the guys laughing in our bikinis.

"Wait up girls." You could hear the guys yelling in the background.

"Why are you girls running away wet in your bikinis?" Emmet interrupted.

"We were just in the creek/lake, or whatever you want to call it Emmet. Duh!"

It was at the part in the video where each guy had something in his hand. Chad had silly string, Nick had a huge water gun with beer in it, and Josh had a wet t-shirt he was twisting round and round then whipping us with it.

Jasper interrupted this time "What's in the water gun? It's brown."

"Oh ya, I forgot to mention, they put beer in the water gun. It was disgusting, it was so sticky."

Now it was at the part where Alice and Rosalie ran away, and left me with Josh. I was still running away, then I saw a large body of water, it was deep enough so I jumped in. He jumped in after me and followed me swimming to the other side. Before I got out he caught me and said "I got you now." He lifted me up above his head, then let me drop back into the water. We were getting out of the water, and now the water was about up to our knees when I asked 'Can you tie my top, I think it's getting pretty lose.' He said sure, then instead of tying it for me, he took the top of my bikini off entirely, leaving me there with nothing to cover me up with. The guys couldn't see watching the video though, cause my back was turned, and before I turned around I covered my chest with my hands and was running after him 'Give it back' I shouted to him. He finally stopped and was about to give it to me, until out of no where a bird swoops down and snatched it right out of his hand. 'Well that's just great'. I said with enthusiasm. 'How am I gonna cover up now?'

He was wearing only a pair of low shorts, and pulled out a can of whip cream from his pocket. 'You've got to be joking' I said. 'No, I'm serious, dead serious.' he said with a grin on his face. 'Fine' I said taking the can from his hand. When I was finished I turned back around, and there were two giant circles of whip cream. Edward, Emmet, and Jasper became hysterical. "Look at your face Bella" Emmet said as he was laughing.

I cut him off "This is why I didn't want to show you guys."

"No, no, Bella, it's hot! I was just laughing at the look on your face." Emmet went on with laughter.

"Bella, might I say you look very sexy wearing whip cream." Edward added.

The video went on, an I said 'Let's get back quick before it melts off.' 'Oh don't worry Bella, you put plenty on it won't all melt off.' Then we started making out, and that's when I took the video and stopped it. I could tell Edward was jealous.

"Well, that was interesting" Jasper said.

"That's only one." I commented back.

"Alice I think your video will go next. We'll save Rosalie's, the best for last."

"Can't wait to see Rosie." Emmet called.

"Oh I can." Rosalie commented back.

I kept trying to find Alice's video, and every time I thought one was it, I would hand it to the guys, and it was Alice making out with Chad in the Jacuzzi, the second one was Rosalie making out with Nick by the fire, and the third one was me licking of the smores on Josh's face.

I finally got to Alice's video, and showed them. It wasn't that bad, I think. It was just Chad running into Alice on the slip and slide, and bumping into her, if you know what I mean. Then it was time for Rosalie's video. Half of the video was at sunset, and the other half was at night. It started off when she just finished a whole bottle of vodka by herself, and was completely drunk. Emmet of course had something to say, "Wholly shit Rose! You finished that whole bottle by yourself!" Her only response to that was rolling her eyes. It was at the part where Rosalie was skipping around in circles swinging her bikini top above her head, but you could barley see since it was dark outside. In the video I shouted 'Rosalie put your top back on!' She refused and said 'No! I like naked Sundays! And eating ice cream sundaes' I answered her back in the video 'Oh, I know you do, but put your top back on!' She responded with another no, but once Nick came out she said 'Nick will you help me but my bikini top back on?' he was tying it, that's when the lights came on outside so everything was completely visable now. But, he was already tiying it on, and Rosalie continued talking 'make it real tight Nick.' 'Sure thing.' Nick said back. When he was done tying it, she walked back and got something from the picnic table, then she started running back toward him and yelled 'catch me' she jumped up on him, and wrapped her legs behind him. She tilted his head up and started sucking on his neck and said 'I give Nicky hickey' with a loud giggle. She was sucking on his neck, then pulled his head and started kissing him in such sexy way. He moved his hands down her back to her butt, then she pulled up on him, and continued kissing him, letting out moans. He laughed then said 'Let's get you to bed.'

The video was over so I took the camera from them. Emmet turned to Rosalie and said "Well, I like the idea of eating ice cream sundaes an naked Sundays. Great idea Rose! I just hope you hang on to me like that when we're camping."

"Absolutely not!" She yelled at him.

"Why not?! You did with him!"

"That's totally different. We go there every year to do stuff like that and hang lose, and like Bella said to do the unexpected."

"Well, if that's why you girls are going again in two weeks then you aren't going!"

I stopped Rosalie and cut Emmet off my self "Oh, we're going! You can count on that! It's a tradition. Something we've been doing every year since we were eighteen!"

Edward broke in "Bella, we are not letting you go, so you can go have 'crazy fun' with these guys."

"We'll see about that." I smirked.

I turned to Alice and Rosalie and I whispered to them that it doesn't matter if they don't approve, and that we're going. I told them we would just leave early in the morning.