Chapter 1- Pretty In Pink

Kagome sighed. "Sango, you know what happens when I drink so I'll have to pass." Kagome drawled out, irritation laced in her voice. Sango pouted.

"Oh, come on! That was like, one time!"

Kagome glared. "Three."

"It wasn't that bad."

"I was naked humping her dog!" Kagome screamed.

Some people in the café turned and stared, as if expecting her to continue her sentence.

"What are you staring at?!" She screeched and whipped her head around giving them a glare that could freeze hell over.

The people instantly turned away, almost ready to piss themselves.

Kagome signed wearly.

Sango gave her a sympathetic look.

"Kagome," Sango said sternly, "You need some time for yourself. Ever since the break-up all you've done is work. Think of this as time for you because you deserve it!"

And it was so true. Since her break-up with her last boyfriend, Hojo, she had drowned herself with her work. And her work was not fun. She worked as a secretary at a fairly large company.

Kagome's eyes lit up. "I do deserve it! Hojo can go suck his dick anyways! That's it! I'm going!"

Sango grinned. 'Ah, the power of persuasion.'

"I'm going to go get ready." Kagome stated, picking up her coffee and striding out of the café.

Sango shook her head. All it took was a few good word choices to get her friend to do something she hated. And hopefully one day she'll learn from her mistakes. Sango smiled and took a sip of her latté.

Kagome dug through her abomination of a closet. Throwing clothes every direction until there was no longer a floor to poor Kagome's room. She finally pulled out her little black dress.

"Perfect." She whispered, sprinting to the bathroom. After a long shower she blow-dried her hair and did her make-up. She only wore mascara, eyeliner, and a touch of blush. She slipped on her tight dress and to her surprise it still fit perfectly. And to finish it off she curled her waist-length raven locks. Thick bangs dangled over her bright cerulean eyes. Her doorbell rang just as she finished. She opened it to see Sango and Miroku there waiting for her. The three had been best friends for as long as she could remember. She was positive they had feelings for each other but Sango was too stubborn to admit it and Miroku was just too much of a lecher to admit it.

"Oh my! You look absolutely edible tonight, Kagome." Miroku said playfully as he took her hand and kissed it.

Kagome pulled her hand back and gave him a half-hearted glare.

"Pervert." She giggled.

"Well, are you ready to go?" Sango asked.

"Yeah, let me grab my heels."

Kagome went to her room and slipped on her beautiful stilettos.

"Let's go!" She said as she flashed a big, white smile.

Needless to say Kagome got very drunk.

She was sitting in the bar with her friends when she suddenly had an idea.

"Let's playish hide a-and ssheek!" She announced before bounding out the door and down the street. Sango and Miroku barely even realized what had happened.

"Woahhh. Where's Kaghome?" Sango slurred.

"She's in the bathsroom, right?" Miroku replied.

Sango made and 'O' with her mouth before cracking up laughing.

Kagome ran and ran and ran until she reached the mall. Of course it was closed at 12:30 but the thought didn't even occur to Kagome as she opened the door and bounded inside.

Sesshomaru was bored out of his mind. He was the new cop at the mall so all the others had decided he should have the night shift. You know, the one with no people. He sighed. And, of course, no one else wanted to do it with him so he was completely alone. He heard the door behind him slam open and watched as the most beautiful and graceful woman walked in. Well, she would have been graceful had she not tripped over the raise on the tile. She fell flat on her face and just laid there for a moment.

And for a second Sesshomaru thought she had cracked her head open and died. But instead she raised her fist and shook it wildly screaming,

"Darn kids these days and their baggy creme chesse yogurt!" Then it hit him. She was either really drunk or mentally ill. She finally spotted him and just sat there for a moment. Then she lifted her self, stumbled over to him and grabbed him arm.

"Oh, you clean my dirty dishes so well!" She gushed before she collided with his arm in passionate make-out session. Sesshomaru's amber eyes widened and he just stood there, stunned. He attempted to process what was happening when a computerized voice came through the speakers,

"Security system lock down in 3……2……1." Clicks and clacks sounded breaking Sesshomaru out of his thoughts.

"Oh fuck." He whispered grabbing the handle of the door and shaking as hard as he could. But to no avail the door was locked. And the switch to unlock the door was on the other side of the mall.

Then the woman began laughing maniacally as she slowly twisted her head around. Her eyes wide and the corner of her tightly pressed lips turned up in a disturbing smile. Truly, she looked like something that had just stepped out of a horror movie.

"So" Sesshomaru started cautiously, "What's your name?"

The woman fiddled with the end of her dress like she was nervous.

"Kaaa-gome." She replied.

The woman known as Kagome then skipped away and up the stairs.

"Hey! Wait!" Sesshomaru yelled after her. But she had already disappeared. Sesshomaru started his long walk through the dimmed light mall. He didn't know this Kagome person but he had a feeling it wasn't safe when she was drunk.

Suddenly he heard the 'Jaw's' theme music being sung. He swiftly twirled around but the girl wasn't there.

"If she's not on the first level then that means…..shit." He snapped his head up to see the girl flying off the railing of the upstairs. She had on a paintball helmet, a paintball sniper in one hand and a Nerf gun in the other. Strapped to her back was a Star Wars sword he could only assume she found at the Disney Store along with bright pink fairy wings.

"I AM YOUR FATHER!" She screamed before landing on the roof of the Star Bucks stand. And evil grin was plastered on her face as she pulled back the cock on the gun.

Sesshomaru slowly backed up until his back hit a wall.

"Oh, mother of god."

Her grin widened.

"Asta La vista, baby." She said as she pulled the trigger and let the neon pink paintball fly.

Ha, this is just something I had a dream about. Review if you want. But no flames. Suggestions I'll take. Thanks for reading.