Blaze & Grey Law Firm by Batman100
A/N: After getting some inspiration from UK Underworld King's Steel n' Blade, I thought it would be interesting to see Jean Grey and GR working together to earn extra cash… and handle all the craziness in their mutant community. That said, this should be a HILARIOUS series, and without more ado; here's the story!
Chapter 1: A Business Is Built
"Hey GR, what's up?" Jean asked sweetly, as the brimstone biker was waxing his prized hell motorcycle. Apparently, ever since Ghost Rider joined the crew, neither one have had luck in the financial business
"Ah, not much, thought I might go crusing through the neighborhood, get some drinks, possibly dinner, its all good. What's new with you?" Ghost Rider asked as Jean started
"Question: When we did that job down in the Morlock sewers, did we even get one ounce of credits?" Jean asked, as the brimstone bounty hunter started to understand. And credits is a term for money, btw
"Nah. The professor keeps yapping on and on about why it's so expensive to get free bank checks these days. And I do not want to bring up what happened with that checking account in New Jersey." GR muttered, clearly unfazed by Professor X's constant cheapskate ideals.
"Well, it seems to me there's only one solution to this problem." Jean stated. "Yeah? What would that be anyhow?" GR asked, scratching his skull chin
"We form our own business." Jean answered. GR swallowed this for a bit then flatly responded "What?"
"C'mon, think about it! You and me! We can assist with whatever the guys at the mansion ask of, we get it done, and in return: we get extra cash! It's practically a payday job all in one!" Jean excitedly explained, even going far as to bending on her knees with a sincere puppy-dog look as GR rolled his eyes in disgust as to seeing a grown young woman acting like a attention-needy dog
"Uh, Jean…" GR started, only to be cut off by the admiring, sincere look in Jean's eyes. After all, apart from Scott, Rogue, Kurt, Hank, and sometimes Logan; Jean is the only one who ever understood the skeleton biker and his constant search for a place to call home. After a brief stare, Ghost Rider realized this wasn't a situation he can talk himself out of.
"So? What do you say… tiger?" Jean teasingly purred, a hint of wildly erratic sense glinting in her eyes. GR muttered something incoherently then uttered, "You've got yourself a deal, partner."
"YAHOOOIE!" Jean suddenly cheered hysterically then tackled GR to the ground, smooching him all over the face- even his fiery head
"All right all right. Thanks for the, um… consideration. Now, can you get off me?" GR gasped, as Jean stared at him with a crazed look that spelled you-know-what
"Why are you looking at me like that?" GR asked again, before it hit him "Oh, God. No, nonononon. No way, uh-huh. I'm NOT doing it."
"Oh, come here and take off that jacket baby. It's cold as ice in here…" Jean purred, before yanking GR's shirt collar and hauled him into an outhouse and locked the door, and quite on time, as Victor was about to enter said outhouse
"Oh god, oh yeah, ohhh, ohhh fuck me GR, fuck me like I'm a prostitute, and not a woman… ohhh…" Jean moaned as her orgasm meter was rising
"What in the…?" Victor gasped, his eye twitching like crazy before ducking for cover as a large wall of fire blew clear out from the smokestack of the outhouse and landed on an unsuspecting Todd.
"Hey, is there something burning?" Todd stupidly asked, before judging the look Tabby, Evan and Kitty were giving him, he learned too soon. "Oh shit."
"Oh ohhh Johnny, that feels so good… oohhhh, ohh yeah, yeah put a bun in my oven sugar…" Jean moaned sleepily, as her moans switched between snoring. Within a few seconds, Jean was fast asleep, sucking her thumb as Ghost Rider stood on top of her, with a look that shrieked "I love this woman"
two hours later…
"Ok, so if we're going to start a business, we'll need a specific front." Jean started, having woken up from her, um 'fling' as she and GR were seated in her office going over some occupation brochures
"What about this one here?" GR asked. Jean looked and shrugged "Nah, that's IRS. They usually steal people's money." "See your point." GR stated, before something interesting caught his eye
"Hmmm… yes, yes… This may actually work… mm-hmmm, yes it's very possible!" Ghost Rider muttered excitedly before the lightbulb in his head blinked "I've got it!"
"Got who with what now?" Jean asked rapidly, having almost nodded off before GR reeled her in
"Jean, you remember Matt Murdock right? Well, this here says that there are many lawyers out in New York that handle cases involving superhuman criminals and court cases. So, with all these Acolytes and that Graydon fella's thugs running around, we may be able to get our own firm." GR explained
"What are you saying?" Jean asked curiously, about to take the bait "Jean, my dear… you and I are going to start… a law firm." GR proudly stated
"Hmmm, that does have a nice ring though… but what cases can we start with? There hasn't been a big mutant crime incident in weeks!" Jean gasped before the radio suddenly crackled on
Attention: All citizens of Bayville. At exactly 3 minutes ago, a group of mutant-hating terrorists has taken the Bayville Federal Civil Centre and the Senators for Mutant Rights hostage. SHIELD is trying to negotiate. Further details will be developed on this incident within the hours.
"Like the Bible says, ask and you shall receive. Jean, this case is only the beginning. We are gonna show those money-guzzling bureaucrats what a true law firm is like! Blaze and Grey firm!" GR proudly exclaimed, as he and Jean stood rather dramatically as the background cheering of thousands of spectators could be heard
Now it looks like theres a new team of lawyers in town! Can they succeed in their search for fame and money? What will the X-Men think of the new business? Will Professor X eventually quit being such a penny-pincher? Why am I asking you these questions when this is only chapter 1? Don't touch that clicker, chapter 2 will be developed ASAP! Until next time, Auf Wiedersen