The Janpa-gan

Disclaimer: Sadly enough, Lloyd does not own Naruto.

Or Jumper. But I do have copies of some episodes and the movie!

Now, I know you were expecting a Fic with Anko and Naruto, but I had a really random idea, and I wanted to see how it turned out. This is a Xover fic, and if the summery doesn't tip you off, a translation /I hope/ of the title will tell you. ANYWAYS, I really hope you enjoy my fic… WAIT. I CAN put Anko in here! You should be happy I have a fairly random mind.

"Speech"

"Kyuubi Speech"

'Thoughts'

Now! On with the Story!

With Naruto -ttebayo!

The festival was on. The great day the Kyuubi was finally destroyed! Everywhere you looked there were people, some in their normal attire, some in the most expensive clothing you could buy, all for this one occasion. However, there was one place where there was no one around, well not for the festival at least. In a small deserted road in Konoha, a smallish crowd was hovered over something- no someone. This someone seemed to be a boy, no more than five years old.

Shouts of 'demon', 'monster', and 'Kyuubi-gaki', were heard all around the small circle of people, alcohol wafting off the group like carbon-monoxide. They threw almost empty and empty beer bottles of the boy while he cowered from them, sneering and laughing cruelly while the boy suffered for something he had no control over.

"I-I'm sorry! I-I...I'll be good! Please!" this of course, only made them hit harder. Closing his eyes, the boy cried, wishing his was anywhere but there. Like...the Dango stand! There was always alot of people there. And they never seemed to hurt him. He shuddered as something wet hit him, and as something made his skin rise up. The next thing he knew, he heard shouts around him.

"Oh Kami! How'd? Where'd? Oh Kami get him to the hospital!" he opened his eyes to see who was shouting, and there she was. A woman around...Eighteen? Twenty? Who knows. All he saw was the purple haired woman saying: "Don't worry, it'll be fine gaki. It'll be fine." Then, there was darkness.

With Anko Maggots!

"I swear Sarutobi-sama! There I was, eating my Dango, and BAM! the kid is not only appearing on the table, but he squashed my precious dango!" the woman made tears, though they looked fake, and held her face dramatically. The man she was speaking to, Sarutobi, or the Sandaime, sweatdropped slightly before sighing. Everything had been fine with him. All he was doing was paper-work, the bane of his existence, and a Chuunin had appeared. Nothing special, they did it all the time. But when he started yelling about how there was a problem at the hospital, and that Naruto was there, things had gotten complicated.

"Now Anko-san." he spoke, addressing the woman infront of him, who perked up some at his voice. "You're telling me, the Naruto just...warped in onto your table? How could he? He doesn't know Shunshin, he can't even use chakra. There's just-" he was cut off as the woman almost yelled at him.

"Look Jii-San! I don't care if it's possible, all I know is that it happened." he cried, standing and jabbing a finger at him.

She had been going through this all day with the nurses. SHe did NOT need the Hokage to do it too. Sighing, she sat back down, and closed her eyes.

"Ok, how about this. I'll just take the kid for the day, and if it happens again, I'll see you. 'Kay?" she asked, slightly annoyed by the events that had led to this.

"Now I really don't think that's a good idea. The villag-" again with the interrupting.

"That's the point. If he's with me, they'll leave him alone. For the most part. He won't get attacked anyway, and I think that would be a slight improvement right?" she asked, a small amount of hope in her eyes. There was something about this kid that just...she just wanted to be with him. It was probably the bond that they shared, being shunned from the village did that.

Sighing, the man nodded. "Fine Fine. But just for today. If things go well, you can see him tomorrow."

She raised an eyebrow. "Tomorrow? Who said-" at this point, he raised an eyebrow. "Like you didn't want to Anko-san?"

Saying nothing, she grumbled, he left the room. Turning her attention to the boy in the hospital bed, she frowned. The villagers had done quite amount of damage. But it was nothing new, save the warping on her dango, since this happened almost every year on this day. "Kid, what am I going to do with you? I don't know where to take you where you won't just. Poof."

Sighing once again, she looked down, placing her hands in her hands. This day was so...troublesome, as the Nara's would say. Sighing for another time today, which seemed to be happening alot, she groaned, but perked up when the boy started moving. Hey! He was awake! "Hey there gaki. Have a nice sleep?"

Grinning, Naruto raised a hand in a small wave. "Tenshi-chan!"

This was going to be a very interesting day.

"GAKI! I'm no Tenshi!" a loud bang could be heard at that moment, coming from the hospital.

Very. Interesting.

Well, here's chapter one. Finally. Took me like, two days to do this. Sadly. I swear, this writing thing is a pain in the ass. You know that? Well, hope you enjoyed it, it might take me awhile to get the next one up, so enjoy it while you can.