Know Your Stars: WWE Edition!
SUMMARY: The phantom Know Your Stars guy comes back to annoy the hell out of the WWE Superstars!
A/Ns: I got the inspiration from a DP story, also a Know Your Stars thing. But in this fic, it's not the Danny Phantom characters being tortured. It's the WWE wrestlers! Rated for insanity, randomness, adult themes, and cursing.
DISCLAIMER: The WWE and all related terms are under the ownership of one Vincent Kennedy McMahon. I, being the author of the fan fiction, disclaim myself from owning anything here aside from the ideas, writing style, plot, and any other characters, better known as OCs. The author is freed from responsibility of unmonitored content restriction, for the proper signs have been given of what is contained in the fan fiction. None of the events, places, or made-up characters in this story are real, otherwise it would be purely a coincidence. All That is under the ownership of Nickelodeon.
Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars...
The phantom annoying guy returns after the cancellation of the popular NIckelodeon TV show, "All That!"
He's here to torture the WWE Superstars about things they don't want others to know. So, readers, beware and remember the following, because you never know if you're the next one... the WWE stars don't know this, so SHHH!!!:
The phantom annoying guy is omniscient. He knows everything, that's why he can annoy people.
The phantom annoying guy knows you just don't want to admit things he says because they're true and embarrassing. Just come clean and say that what he says is all true.
The phantom annoying guy will not stop unless you come clean. So whatever he says, say it's true, because you'll embarrass yourself more if you deny everything he says.
The phantom annoying guy will make you cry, no matter how tough you are! Your deepest, darkest secrets will be revealed!
The phantom annoying guy cannot be seen anymore. He no longer stays in that room. No one knows his whereabouts or who he is. So you can't make him get out of his hiding place. You cannot physically threaten him!
The phantom annoying guy cannot be sued in court. He has no real name nor can he be found.
The phantom annoying guy is evil and merciless. Do not plead for him to stop unless you want more secrets to be revealed.
The phantom annoying guys says things behind your back. Don't be surprised if some people begin questioning you about odd stuff you don't want them to know.
The phantom annoying guy stalks you. That's why he knows so much.
And finally, the phantom annoying guy attacks at any time. You'll never know when or where he will strike next!
Thank you for reading the reminders. Remember not to tell any WWE star about this sheet, or you spoil your fun and the phantom annoying guy's fun. He will haunt you if you reveal this information.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Who must I torture first? cackles maniacally
Review please!