How I Imagine A Conversation With: Cat Valentine

by SilverHatake

The title says it all. This is how I imagine a conversation between myself and Cat would be like. Prepare for some randomness.

How I Imagine A Conversation With Cat Valentine Would Be

Me: Hi Cat!

Cat: -gasps- I know someone named Cat!

Me: :O Really? Who?

Cat: Me! :D

Me: You're right! I like turtles.

Cat: My brother had a turtle. He died.

Me: Your brother?

Cat: No, the turtle.

Me: I don't like dying. Dying's bad for your health.

Cat: Me neither! You know how to live longer?

Me: Draw a long life line on your hand?

Cat: No, silly. By having more birthdays.

Me: Yeah, that works too. Birthdays are nice. Lots of cake.

Cat: I love cake! Once I put my face into a cake and I couldn't breathe. It was like drowning.

Me: But in cake. It's better to drown in cake then water.

Cat: Yeah. I love cake!

Me: Beep.

Cat: Boop.

Me: Bap.

Cat: Bup.

Me: Bip.

Cat: Bipple.

Me: Bib.

Cat: BIBBLE!

Me: Yay! Bibble! Let's get some Bibble!

Cat: But I'm banned from Bibble. D:

Me: Then let's get "Bobble". You're not banned from "Bobble". ;O

Cat: Okay! Let's get some "Bobble"! ;O

Me: Yay!

Cat: Yay!