Summer: Ok! Its me!! Not my brother! I just got bored and thought of this during chemistry. This just a list of reasons why me and my friends think Naruto wares an orange jumpsuit! Yipe!! This is basically a bunch crack!! I think we had WAY too much sugar or something. Haha the school spiked the water fountains!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! If I did then Hinata would of kicked Neji's Ass!! And would be rich! Yeah Money!! Muhahaha WORLD DOMINATION!! Ahem sorry about that.
1. Kiba told him real ninjas wore bright colors and it would help him pick up chicks.
2. Because it's his favorite color.
3. Because he wants to wear it !!duh
4. Mostly cuz his yellow hair, the red chakra, that makes orange, besides naruto would not work with anything dark, he must be bright, and I don't prefer 2 c him in bright pink, so orange works.
5. Because of the 9 tailed fox being orange.
6. He wears it because he wants to be seen by his village.
7. Sakura said it suited him so he wore it
8. Because he had a choice to wear an orange jumpsuit or be naked, so he picked orange
9. I heard it use to be white but Naruto has a small bladder. LoL
10. Maybe he got out of prison and liked the clothes.
11. He is color blind.
12. All ninjas are color blind.
13. He is gay. (with Sasuke! HAHA JK JK!!)
14. Iruka picked it out for him and he did not want to make Iruka feel bad.(aww naruto is so kind)
15. It was on sale.
16. He was on crack when cloths shopping. ( OMG Crack is bad!)
17. Sakura said it was her favorite color. (that liar!!)
18. Lost a bet. (humm I wonder to who?)
19. His way of saying "Hey attack me! Cause I'm ready!"
20. Rebelling against the color black.
21. Japanese fashion. (no offense)
22. His way of saying "Attack Me I Want To Die!"(hehe emo Naruto)
23. Fashion statement.
24. The creator is color blind (My friend Said it!!! Sorry)
25. Its anime and it doesn't have to make sense.
26. That could one of the many reason why he sucked at school.
27. His role model is Goku from DBZ.
28. That the way the creator catches attention.
29. If he dies his body will be easily identified.
30. If he gets lost he will be easily found.
31. All the good color were taken.
32. He thinks he looks good in orange. (he looks ok but I love him after the time skip)
33. If he wore black he would look all emo and Sasuke would be out of a job.
34. Kakashi-sensei said he would get stronger.
35. Wanted to be attractive. (haha get it get it! Oh never mind!)
36. He looks sexy in orange.
37. So people can see him right away and run away. (So sad. Mean villagers!!)
38. NINJAS ARE COOL!!! AWESOME!! (hehe one of my friends)
39. Lost the message that said all ninjas must were black.
40. He is strange.
41. Accidentally mixed an orange sock with his laundry.
42. Khonahmaru and his friends decided to play a prank on him.
43. Fell in some orange paint.
44. School colors!!
45. Joined a cult!
46. Nothing to wear.
47. R Kelly urinated on him and after a while turned orange.( my brother said it after watching Boondocks)
48. His favorite pokemon is charmander.
49. Wanted to attract butterflies.
50. Wanted to attract Shino. (hehe)
51. Sucked at solving rubix cubes so much that he took a stupid hippie course where tries to be the rubix cube.
52. Wanted to be like the Ümpaloompas. (How do u spell it?)
53. HE IS LORD OF THE ORANGES!!
54. Jesus wanted him to.
55. Got mustard all over himself.
56. Spilled orange juice.
57. it's his lucky color.
58. He's in a gang like the Bloods Gang but instead wearing orange.
59. He's a fire bender.
60. Ayame Shoma from Fruits Baskets thought it looked sexy on him.
61. Fox's are orange and he does look like a fox.
Summer: Ok that's all I can think of right now!
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