DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter or any of its characters. I am just writing a fun story for others to read based on a few facts.
Chapter 1
Storming through the hundreds of Hogwarts' students heading towards the Great Hall for dinner, Lily Evans was trying to find the person she was usually running away from. She was going to kill James Potter and turn his body into a brick and throw it straight into the middle of the lake and let it sink to the very bottom. Maybe feed him to some starved dragons too, if she felt like it.
She spotted Sirius Black, a friend of the idiot she was looking for, chatting to a dark haired Ravenclaw fifth year. His eyes were lingering on her rather ample cleavage, and she didn't seem to notice. She stalked up as calmly as she could, before standing on her tiptoes to tap him on his shoulder. The fifth year glared at her, receiving an even fiercer one in return, startling her and she stormed off.
"What's your problem, Evans?" Sirius asked Lily, "Can't you see I was busy? What's the matter with you any way? What crawled up your arse and died?" Lily bristled at the comment, straightning herself up to her full height of five foot five.
"For your information, Black, you," she poked him hard in the chest with her finger, "idiot of a friend, James Potter was due to have a very important Dumbledore and myself over half an hour ago, and the wanker didn't turn up."
"Probably wasn't that important a meeting, if he didn't go.' Lily made a noise in the back of her throat like a cat.
"That, is the exact sort of attitude I've come to except from people like you, Black. Now, for the last time, where is your moronic friend?"
"Ah," replied Sirius. He thoughtfully rubbed his chin, as if he had a beard, before clicking his fingers together.
"He's off in a broom closet with a sixth year Hufflepuff. Better go reprimand him." Lily made a disgusted thought, amusing Sirius to no end. Teasing Evans was, after all, so much fun. She got wound up like a spring, and then she'd just let it all out. Best bit was, she normally let all her steam off on James.
"If you see the git, tell him he's in more dragon dung than Hagrid could handle."
"Sure thing, my Lilyflower," he laughed, earning a glare from Lily as she stormed off, making him laugh harder.
He drifted through the doors of the great hall, noting the sky was a rather stormy colour (not that it wasn't normal in Britain), before spotting his two other friends, Peter Pettigrew and Remus Lupin. They both waved at him.
"Oi, Padfoot! Moony's got a date with Katriona Miller!" Peter shouted over the noisy crowd, some eating, other talking, but all in all having a good time. Remus had the decency to blush, before getting a clap on the back from Sirius.
"She's supposedly a good shag," Sirius laughed, plonking himself next to his two friends.
"She's also supposedly a vampire, but what can we say about our gossip?" Remus laughed, knowing that Sirius was a rather bad gossip, nearly as bad as Bertha Jorkins, and short, slightly plump, brown haired fourth year Hufflepuff. He huffed, before cracking a smirk over to the Ravenclaw table. The fifth year he'd been flirting with early smirked back, licking her lips, then dissolved into giggles with her fellow classmates.
"You get her for the next Hogsmeade weekend, Pads?" Peter asked, tucking into his roast beef.
"No, Evans managed to ruin my chat-up lines looking for our darling Prongs. She wants to hand him up by his own bollocks 'cause he's not 'fulfilling' his Head Boy duties."
"Who says I'm not fulfilling my role as Head Boy? I'm a perfect example of one; good looking, smart, amazingly talented at magic, amazing on the Quid - "
"Modest, too," Remus sarcastically added.
"It was Evans, she seems to want to castrate you at the moment. Missed a meeting, I believe?" The four boys began to tuck into their food, smiling and joking with one another.
"Look who's behind you, Prongs," Peter whispered across the table. Lily Evans stood behind him, hands on hips and glaring at him. She poked him rather hard in the back of the head.
"Merlin, Evans, that hurt. Not to worry though, I do like a dominant woman," James teased. The glare increased, and he seemed to shrink slightly underneath her gaze.
"I'd rather hug Snape then go anywhere near your lips. Merlin knows what type of diseases you've got," She added distastefully.
"Ouch," James cried dramatically, successfully gaining the attention of almost all the hall, "That hurt me down here," he put on a sad face, clutching his heart. Lily rolled her eyes, but the corners of her lips were turning up slightly.
"Well, my Lily flower, in this world of balance, without the hate you give me, there would be no love for me to give you, love and hate walk hand in hand, please let us walk hand in hand. Maybe into a broom closet, perhaps?" Lily's expression became deadpan at the last comment, and the other three Marauders' winced at the comment James had made.
"Well, in the world of balance," began Lily, voice flat and obviously sarcastic, "In this – as you say - world of balance, you will realise that I am the brains and you are an idiot who only thinks with his nether regions. Not to mention is an arrogant berk who has no priorities except to fool around with his little friends. You're Head Boy! You're supposed to set an example to the younger years! And all you ever do is curse the pants of Snive - Snape!" James stood up, looking slightly angry.
"Now listen here Lily, I haven't - "
"It's Evans to you, Potter."
"Touched a single hair on Snape's head for over a year. And don't you dare insult my friends. Take a look around, where are yours?" Lily's eyes began to fill up with tears, and James cringed as he realised what he'd just said. She wiped away the tears, pulling her wand from her pocket.
"Lily, I didn't mean it like tha -"
"Miss Evans, put your wand down, or be careful with it," a voice behind the pair reprimanded. Lily ignored the voice, and shot a line of blue flames at James's leg. It caught alight, and he yelped, pouring his goblet of pumpkin juice over the flames to extinguish it.
"Miss Evans, I warned you," the voice said again, and Lily turned around to make a snappy comment back when she turned around to face Professor Dumbledore.
"Professor, Sir, I – I – I – I didn't mean to do that. It really was coming – I mean, it was a slip of the – no, uh wait, uh." Lily's voice faded into nothingness as she realised she was digging her own grave. Sirius, Remus and Peter were sniggering at her, or her and James. She sent a withering look at trio, who laughed louder.
"Mister Potter, I suggest you see Madame Lucas over your burns, she'll heal them in a jiffy. Afterwards, can you see me in my office? Miss Evans, come with me. I think we'll need to talk about some – ahem, punishment. Minerva, I'm fine. Sit down, make sure they don't get into anymore trouble," Dumbledore smiled, ushering Lily and James out of the now chattering hall.
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"Now, I know that you two are sensible adults, but I do feel as Heads of the school, and an example for the younger years, that you need to get on better. Sherbet lemon?" Lily politely declined the offer, sitting ram-rod straight in her chair. James smiled, take three from the bowl Dumbledore offered.
"Well, as you know, Dumbleydore, it's all Evans' faul -"
"Stop exaggerating Potter! You started this whole thing off in fourth ye -"
"I just remarked you look like a tomato. You took it the wrong way, I meant a very cute tomato!" Lily glared at James, folding her arms across her chest and making a "hmmph" sound. Dumbledore was calmly sucking on a sherbet lemon, watching the pair argue.
"Lily, James, as I was saying, you are both sensible adults. But I feel that your relationship could be improved on. You take your classes both seriously, or normally seriously, but I want you to take each other seriously. It's the Christmas holidays coming up soon, and you've both signed the sheet saying you're staying over the break. For the next week, I want you two to act civilised towards each other, and then I shall tell you what type of punishment you'll be getting over the holidays. Otherwise, you can go." He swept his hand, making the door creak open slowly. The pair stood up, thanked the Headmaster, and walked towards the exit. James mockingly bowed, opening the door to an indifferent Lily, who stalked past.
"Hey, Evans, wait up!" He called, shutting the door after himself and hurrying down the stairs.
"I'm not in the mood, Potter. You've gotten me in trouble, and I don't want to see your ugly face." Ouch, thought James, hopping into the corridor, gazing wistfully at Lily's swaying hips disappearing down the corridor. She turned around, glaring at him.
"If this gets out that I'm in trouble, you're not going to be able to reproduce Potter."
"Care about them? Not surprised, quite a few peop – oi! What's the deal?" He ducked a yellow curse, and blocked a shocking pink one.
"Grow up, Potter." She turned the corner, disappearing from James' view.
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"Hey Evans, where's Jimmy-boy?" called Sirius across the Common Room as Lily stormed in through the Portrait Hole. He yelped as his Potions Essay went up in green flames, batting it out with text book.
"Never knew someone to be so uptight after a sha – mmm!" His lips disappeared, rewarding the Common Room from his loud voice. Remus and Peter shot a grateful look at Lily, which she returned, until James came hurtling in through the Portrait Hole.
"Thanks, Lily," Remus said, before turning back to teach Peter the correct wand movements for their latest Charms homework, the Communication charm.
"Evans, wait up!" Lily ignored James, rushing up the stairs to the girls' dormitory before he could put his foot on the first step. After the door slammed, James collapsed onto the couch near Remus. Sirius was making a "mmm"ing noise, pointing at the place where his lips once were.
"Shot down again, James?" Peter asked, giving up on his Charms homework and beginning to set up a game of Wizard's Chess. James nodded, running his hands through his hair and groaning into them. He removed his glasses, rubbing his eyes. Sirius had managed to get his lips back from a sixth year, and was currently "rewarding" her.
"You've really got to tone down on the charm, mate. She isn't that type of girl, and you should know it. You've fancied her knickers since third year," Peter said wisely, knocking one of Remus' knights from the board.
"Since when did you become the romance expert?" James asked waspishly.
"Since I've been telling you the exact same advice for the past two years," Remus replied, contemplating his next move. His hand neared his castle, and Peter made a tutting noise, shaking his head. Remus then moved his hand to his pawn, seeing that he might be able to take out Peter's Queen, but realised that left his knight vulnerable to Peter's castle, which would get rid of his King. He decided on taking his Queen, moving her to take Peter's only knight, and smiled. It quickly faded when Peter moved his castle three places, before declaring happily "Check mate". James chuckled, whilst Remus looked downtrodden and puzzled at his loss. James clapped him on the back, using him to stand up.
"See you later mate. Have fun with Kathrine, Padfoot!" He called across the room, only to get a wave off from his best mate.
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The four boys all climbed up the spiralling staircase towards their bedroom and began to get ready.
"God, if you and Evans kissed as much as you fought, you would be permanently attached to her!" joked Remus.
"Yeah," replied James in a far away voice.
"You alright mate, you seem kinda odd after your fight with Evans, don't say she's made you all soppy!" teased Sirius. Remus and Peter laughed.
"No," began James "Just very turned on by it!" explained James. Peter gave a very disgruntled look whilst the others laughed.
"Well, we will leave you to your own little fantasy while we go to bed," laughed Remus.
They all got into bed and slowly began to fall asleep.
James found himself standing in the middle of a room. It was unfamiliar to him. It was practically empty except for a few candles and some pillows on the floor. He walked over and sat on the pillows and began to play with the wax in the candles. Suddenly he heard a voice.
"Is that the hottest thing in the room?" He whirled round and saw Lily Evans and his jaw dropped. She was wearing a black bikini, which barely covered herself and she was dripping wet, but in a sexy way.
"No…" he replied, and for once in his life he felt intimidated by Lily. He stopped playing with the candles and stared at his feet. She walked over to him and stopped about a metre away. He realised she was wearing 3 inch sandal stilettos and he looked up at her. She was beautiful, more beautiful than he had ever realised. He began to sweat. She bit her bottom lip.
"What do you want?" she asked him. He was lost for words.
"Me?" she offered. He nodded. She reached her hands over her back and began to untie her bikini top. But she stopped halfway. He held his breath. He did not expect this. She looked him into the eye.
"Is this what you want," she asked him. He began to regain his confidence he was famous for and replie,
"Um...just". He grinned at her, but she frowned back.
"How come I have to do all the work?" she asked him, and she tied her bikini top back up. He smiled,
"What do you want me to do?. She walked over to him and straddled him. She began to kiss him. He was in ecstasy. The kissing went on for about 5 minutes and James was beginning to go hard. He began to undo her top. It fell of her and his hands made there way up to her chest. She laughed.
"I knew you would like this." She stood up, still topless and James grinned. He stood up too and began taking his own top off. She began feeling his six Pac.
"Want more?" she asked him. He replied by kissing her again, deeper and deeper each minute. He was completely hard now. Her hands began unzipping his trousers. His jeans fell to the ground. Her hands began going down his boxers. He put his hands down the back of her bikini bottoms. He pulled them down. They were both now completely naked and very horny. He began to lie her down on the ground.
"Are you sure you want to do this," he asked her.
"Yeah, I want you now." He lay down on top of her. They shared a look, she smiled innocently.
"JAMES GET UP, YOU WANKER!" James opened his eyes too see Padfoot standing over him. "Can you stop having raunchy dreams and come to breakfast, we are gonna miss class!"