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by faemystic4

RoyxEd

Warnings: m/m, lime

Summary: Ed wants to say something to Roy, but Roy doesn't feel like talking…

6/17/05

Disclaimer: None of the characters belong to me (unfortunately), but they do belong to a Hiromu

Arakawa. Thank you for creating these characters, and I hope you don't mind my use...

They were making out in the colonel's office when the Fullmetal alchemist spoke up.

"You know I don't like you or anything just because of this new arrangement. I still hate you as much as before this…situation occurred."

Roy made a noncommittal murmur in response, taking full advantage of Ed's position on his lap to lean over and press a kiss to Ed's neck. He shifted his left arm to Ed's waist, toying with the top of Ed's pants as he snuck his right hand up the younger man's chest, caressing the skin he felt beneath the tank top.

"Mmm," Ed hummed his pleasure, grabbing hold of Roy's shoulder and swinging his metal arm over Roy's neck.

"You see, you're still a bastard—annoying, and—oh yeah, that feels great—perverted too—oh!" Ed let out a gasp as Roy bit down hard at the juncture of his next, leaving a very noticeable mark.

"I can't stand you; I don't understand why Al thinks you have any redeeming qualities; he's too nice for his own good. You're an evil bastard—ah, don't stop!—trying to act all superior."

Roy made no reply as he trailed kisses up Ed's face, but he did smirk when Ed let out a gasp and whined when Roy pinched his nipple.

"It seems that every time I return to Central to make a report, you're there trying to make my life miserable. Everyone—mmm—thinks you're so great, and all the women fall all over themselves to get a date with you; it seems like I'm the only one who sees how truly awful you are! So, with that all out of the way, I'm just telling you now that I'm not doing this because I—keep doing that—like you, and definitely not because I love you! I—ah—hate you! So, we understand things now, right?"

Roy let out a sigh and said, "You talk too much. Be quiet. Let me kiss you."

Ed looked at him suspiciously.

"Did you even listen to anything I said just now? It was very import--!" Ed gave out an indecent squawk when his counterpart suddenly and unexpectedly swooped down to plant a kiss on the elder Elric's lips. Ed resisted for a moment before giving in and fully enjoying the best kiss of his life, completely forgetting all of his surroundings and previous thoughts.

Hawkeye gave the office door a menacing glare when she heard the moans emit through the closed door.

"You would think, since they've been together for half a year now, that they would learn that an office is not the best place to do it. Especially since the walls are thin."

Havoc grinned and spoke up, "So, I wonder how long it'll take them to leave the room this time?"

Hawkeye sighed as people began placing bets before finally joining in and placing her own bet. She had made quite a bit of money off of the haphazard couple after all.

End

Author's Notes: Hi, I hope you enjoyed! As my first ever fanfic, I am quite happy I convinced myself to actually post it. Hopefully, it wasn't so badly done that I gave everyone huge headaches. Anyways, please review and give me feedback. I'd really like to know what people think. Thanks! -faemystic4