REVIEW! STRONG LANGUAGE AND VIOLENCE, VERY HARSH. SMILE!

"Princess Cadence, you have a note from your aunt."said a subject. "Ugh, give it here."she said rising from her bed. The subject ran over to her and handed her the note. She levitate he paper and quickly read it. "What is this shit you gave me you bastard! Is this some kind of joke?!"she snapped, tossing the paper poorly to the tras

h.

"B-but...princess...it's not a joke...please have mercy on me..."

he begged. "Get the fuck out!"she yelled as he flew out her roo

m. "Oh fuck my life...Shining Armor, get the hell up!"she said kicking him. "Ow, I said not to

kick me again, what's wrong with you now?"he said. "I can kick you whenever I want, I gave you the crown, and your going to appreciate what co

nsequence I give you!"she yelled. Shining Armor teleported himself off the bed and walked to the bathroom. "Lazy ass..."she grumbled as she fell off the bed and went to the balcony

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"Everypony, I have news to bring you!"she yelled to the top of her lungs. All of the crystal ponies rushed over to her as soon as she ended her sentence. "My dearest subjects, you didn't have to no longer rush, look how tired you are just to hear me run my mouth. Tee hee, your all so cute. Starting today, I am to treat you better than my old ways...don't cheer you assholes it's just for today. I mean...starting now. Sorry I couldn't help myself, so you no longer shall look at me some kind of way."she said. All of the subjets shared a happy grin to one another.

Shining Armor went out to the balcony and the crowd cheered."Do you really mean that Cadence?"he said to her forced smile. "Yeah...Shining...I mean...it..."she said seething with anger. "Well, that's great honey, um...what will you do for your first good deed."he said. Cadence hit her face with her hoof. "You got to be fucking kidding me..."she said as she ran back in the castle to see if anybody is in need of help. She flew back to the balcony and put a hoof over her head as she squint her eyes. "Ha! Look Shining! That Beaver is in trouble, come on!"she said as she transport Shining and herself over to the beaver.

"Hi creature. I am Princess Cadence, do you need help?"she asked. The beaver pointed to the waterfall carrying a beautiful flower in a pot. "No problem, for this lovely couple well get it for you darling!"she said as she grabbed Shining Armor and falling down the waterfall. He screamed with terror as he landed painfully on a sharp rock. Cadence landed in the sparkling blue water, lift her head out from the warm water,and whipped her pink and yellow mane. "(giggl

es) You look

pissed of Shining, where's the plant?"she said wiping his wet, red with anger fa

ce.

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Why...did you jump off the waterfall knowing I have no wings."he growled. "Oh stop being a fucking baby Shining, you had a goddamn horn that can transport you safety, and maybe I forgot you had no wings, cut me some slack, I can't think and fucking help people at the same time, I didn't use my wings, or horns either."she said crawling from the water to land and shaking her coat dry.

"Cadence...sometimes I just want to...argh!"he said making a choking gesture with his hooves.

"You better be lucky I don't know what that means, even though many people had done that to me;actually my whole life many people done that to me and I just give them a smile."she said grilling her whites at him. "Okay, where's the stupid plant so I can go home."he said going to the edge of the cliff. "I see it! Lookie, it's hanging on the cactus."she said. Shining's eyes widen.

"Y-your not m-making me g-go down there r-right?"he stammered as Cadence walked behind him with an evil smile. "Of course sweetie, after all we must do this deed together."she said as she bucked him causing him to tumble down the rocky edges. Cadence giggled as she followed him. "Ugh, walking is too hard...Shining did you find the stu-" Cadence bumped into angry eyes and smiled weakly at i

t.

"Who are you, fool?"asked the creature, who smelled bad and looked as if he was in many battles. "Oh," Cadence chuckled and gulped hard on harsh words, but somehow it reached her tongue again. "You...smell...like shit..."she said to him with her eyes closed. The creature lift his paws and swung at her. Shining Armor grabbed her tail and pulled her away just in time. "Shining, just in time, have you met my Shining? We were married awhile ago, it was fantastic, and to think about my mistake even harder, why did I marry him? Was I drink when I said I wanted Twilight to be my sister

?

I don't really give two shits about her, and now she's a princess, like what the fuck Celestia! She was already a princess because I married her brother and they are related...I need more time to think about this."said Cadence tapping her hooves on her face, as the creature tied them up to a pole while mixing seasoning in a black pot. "Uh...d-dear..."said Shining Armor sweating. "What the fuck do you want...oh my god we are tied up...how the fuck did his happened?!"yelled Cadence as she teleported herself out the clutches of the ropes

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"Hey asshole! I was fucking talking to you and you tied me up! That makes me pissed the fuck off! Do you see this crown on my head?! ARE YO BLIND?! DO YOU SEE IT?! ANSWER ME!"she yelled. "Yes, I can see it, I'm not deaf either jackass!"he yelled back. "What the f- ugh...you know what I got the perfect punishment for you calling me and ugly jackass."she said as her horn shone light. Her grin increased as the power soaked in her. Her eyes turned bright and her magic hit him covering every part of his body and absorbing it's energy inside of him.

Shining Armor hid behind a rock as this process was happening. Cadence fell with weakness and sighed as the glow decreased slowly off her horn. The creature was down as well. Shining rushed over to Cadence and nudged her. "Cadence...Cadence...HELLO!"he yelled in her ear as she hit him with her hoof. "Don't fucking scream in ear..."she said standing up steadily. The creature stood up as well and laughed while flexing his new muscles. "Ha! Your magic was worthless! Thanks for the gift, suckers!"he said. "Cadence-"said Shining Armor as she lift her hoof up signaling him to quiet

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"Your very welcome, you look handsome as I do say myself. Maybe the girls will finally like you."she said as a deranged smile crept on her face and her pupils shrunk into small black dots. "Are you okay..."whispered Shining noticing her facial expressions. "Never better!"she said looking at him in the eyes. "Let me introduce you to your girlfriends, they maybe green with envy but their love is sharp as hell."she said letting the creature follow her into a cactus patch. "Here they are, don't he look stunning girls?"said Cadence presenting him to the cactus

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"You lost your mind or something? This is a cactus field."he said crossing his arms. "No...they are ladies."she said as voice deepen, her smiled widen and her eyes shrunk more until you can't find it in the whiteness of her eyeball. "What are yo talking about pinkie?"he said. The cactus started to move towards him and poked him. "My, he's a strong on isn't he girls?"spoke the cactus. "Ow! Get away from me, ow! Stop it, ahh!"screamed the creature.

"You heard that girls, he hates you guys, he said he hates cactus, what do you have to say about that? What are you going to do to him?"said Cadence keeping the smile on her face. "Let's pummel him til we see blood on our spikes."said one of the cactus. "How about you kill him until you see him...dead."said Cadence as the white in her eyes cracked with red streaked. "Good idea!"they all said as they stike him with their thorns. He was screaming with pain and agony, blood splashed on her demented face and it even landed on her once white teeth.

"Take his teeth out, take out his tongue, he will never speak evil again!"she announced over the angry mob. Next thing she knows sharp teeth and gums were flying everywhere, pieces of his tongue and cheek were tossed around. "Gouge out his eyes, because he will not be allowed to see his killer!"said Cadence as the cactus attacked him again in his eyes. The body twitched still feeling pain, dying slowly. "Take out his spine, he won't ever have to walk all over you again!"she shouted. The cactus started to rip on his back until the white of the bone was in their sight.

The cactus lunged in for his spine, it grabbed his spine and scrapped the skin around it making him groan weakly. Quickly the spine was released from his back and the cactus cheered. "Wait! His fate isn't finshed yet, his heart...it's still beating, it's keeping him alive! I will do the honor and step on it!"she said as her hooves were raised high above. She took one glance at the near-dead heart and a tear rolled off her pink face. Cadence's eyes grew back into it's normal state and she blinked multiple times. "Holy crap...what the..."said Cadence covering her mouth.

"Cadence!"yelled Shining Armor as he caught up with her. Cadence was still shocked at the sight. The body lift it's destroyed face and groaned as he raised his hand out for help. "Eek! Don't touch me!"she said pushing the arm away. "Cadence...what happened?"he asked holding onto her shoulders. "I...I don't know what happened...after I used my magic I blacked out then I woke up seeing...a-a d-dead body..."she stammered. "Calm down...I didn't understand what you say just now, wait what's this on your coat?"said Shining Armor touching her coat.

"It's paint, no duh, it's blood! Do you think I did this to him? I'm fucking screwed, my aunt told me to be nice today, and I killed a...what is that thing, oh god who cares, I'm fucked. Damn these hooves! I'm going to chop my hooves off they only cause trouble!"said Cadence as she grabbed a nearby ax and handed it to her husband. "Cadence, what's wrong with you? I'm not going to slice your hooves off."he said. "Fuck you then! I'll...I'll do it myself..."she said as she lift the ax with her magic and placed her hooves on a nearby stump.

"Cadence, your not going to do this to yourself, why are you doing this?"he said covering her horn so the ax won't move from it's spot. "Get off of me Shining Armor, if you won't let me do this, I'll get a divorce."she said sheding tears. "Cadence...I...this is crazy talk, before I let you do this...tell me...why are you doing this? Please, I must know..."he said calmly. Cadence wiped her tears. "I...I don't know why...I killed somebody would that be an answer?"she said in an angry tone. "Cadence, as your husband I have to protect you from danger, and your endangering yourself..."Shining sa

id.

"I don't give a shit, if you don't want to see this, get the fuck out of here, when I rid of these hooves of death,I will find the flower and return it to the woodpecker by myself...and I can make my brother happy!"she said as her eyes twitched. "You mean the Beaver and making your aunt happy right? Okay...so you want to do this quest by yourself? Fine! I won't help you with your deeds only if you leave your hooves in place..."he said nudging her.

Cadence's dark emotion immediately disappeared. "You won't help me?! Perfect, then my aunt will know I can do this alone without mister goody-two-shoes! Oh thank you Shining!"she said hugging him tightly. "What was that, she tied to cut her hooves off because I was helping? That makes no sense at all, it doesn't matter...at least she's safe?"thought Shining. Cadence trotted own the rocky road and paused. "Shining..."she said with tears falling out her eyes. "Oh what now..."he though as he turned around to look at her letting Cadence know he has her full attention. "I don't where the plant went..."she cried as her eyes swell up.

End of Chapter One: Review! I know Cadence is crazed in this one, but I kinda like how rude she was with a pinch of sweetness, you know what they say ice floats on top of the beverage of aggression.(made that up, LOL!) Remember to SMILE!