'this stoe is werth millions!" ejaculated ersgon. he took zarrock and choped off the butchers head. "now look whose butchered' he said. "that's for all the animals u ever killed."
eragon took the stone to see his wise old man named Broom. brom was a tall gary man with a beard as long as ganondalfs.
"yes eragon this stone is truely a beuty. but..." dun dun dun "its not a stone!"
"OMG!" scrame erago. "what is it."
"it is an dragon egg," declared brom serisously.
"OMG i always wanted a dragon,' whispers eragon quietly.
"Me 2," replied brom. "eragon...i have 2 secrets to tell you today."
"what is itt, brom? u can tell me anything," assuaged eragon.
"I...was a dragon rider." brom finished dramaticly. "also...you are not a orphan, erragon shadesleigher. i...am ur father."
"OMG!"
eraagon scrame and ran into the forest too cry. "he lied to me! he lied to me sapphira!:
"Young one i have not hatched yet,' reminded saphhira.
"that's true," told erahon. he curled up in a ball and cried a singel tear.
meanwhile.
I was on earth packing for my trip 2 japan. japenese ppl are the coolest ever and i met a hansome boy online and i am going to stay in his house.
suddenly Freyja tje drawven god of love, sex, and battle appeared to me. she said cascadign white hair ;oike a moon and violet orbs in her eye sockits.
'i have something to tell u, daughter of Baldr."
"OMG WTF id Blard?'
"he is the god of all good in alagayseea. u must go to him."
"WTF i dont live in alagayseea."
"no but soon u shall."
suddenly everything went white and i was binded and i couldnt see. i scrame but no one answered. suddenly i fell on stone ground hard and a large hand lifted me up in it's palm.
"OMG!" i scrame.
"STFU," replied Baldr. "Young one, u must go to Alagayseea and find a hansome prince named eragom. he is in serious trouble and only u can ssave him."
"OMG. I thought he loved aria."
"aria is his sister." stated balrd.
"wow." i told him.
Suddenly everything went white again and i scrame. i landed in the arms of a tall blond boy with curly locks of hair and apathetic green orbs.
"wow you are hot" i say.
"i know thank u. U are hotter thogh."
I still had my earth clothes. i was wearing a pink spagettistrap shirt that saud 'goddess" and a shirt black skirt that swayed in the wind like eragons hair.
"Y are you here? said eragon.
"i am here because Baldr the god of Alagayseea told me i had to save you."
"WTF i am a man. i can take care of myself."
'he told me ariaa is your ssister."
'OMG i believe u now. said eragon. 'now what do we do?"
i tossed back my long blonde hair that cascaded down by back like a waterfall and shook my head, my beutiful hair memorizing eragon. suddenly i felt lost and scared and u cried a singel tear ;ike a liquid diamond.
"ssh feel better." says eragon. "PS whats your name."
I sniffled and raized my head. "My name is Amethyst Lazuli Snowflake sugilite malachite."
Eragon ejaculated. "THATS THE GIRL IN THE PROPHESY! C MON amy we have to get to brom and save galbatorix."