Title-England's partying

Disclaimers: 1. I don't own Hetalia.

2. This is a modified Facebook conversation between my friends and I.

Characters: England/Arthur (me), America/Alfred(J-J), France/Francis(Apollo), Greece/Heracles (Bunny),

Spain/Antonio(Sabrina), South Italy/ Romano (Marco), North Italy/ Feliciano (Jose), Austria/ Roderich (Lexi ), Japan/ Kiku (Hicko), Scotland/ Ian (Scotts)


England's status: I should not have partied last night with Greece and France. Eh… *sad face* .

Greece- Not my fault you can't roll with the big boys, England.

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France- Oui, England. Why blame us for your ill responsibility, non?

Spain- Oye! You guys partied without me?

S. Italy- Hey! Spain you bastard we had a date yesterday! So what you would have blown me off or something?

Spain- No! Roma, never!

N. Italy- I just got done with my pasta class you guys!

Greece- Irony= Italian needing pasta classes.

France- mon ami, Wht is a 'pasta class'?

- Oh, no! I wasn't taking it, Greece. I was teaching it. It's a cooking class, France.

S. Italy- Sounds stupid.

England- What the bloody hell? I go to take a wee, and you all have completely blown up my email with your useless comments!

Austria- Now you know how I feel!

Germany- Pasta classes keep Feliciano out of trouble therefore are not stupid Romano.

- Macho potato, Your stupid and you keep Feli out of trouble.

Greece- GUYSSS! My cat had babies!

Spain- which one?

Greece- Felix

Spain- oh seriously?

Greece- mhm

Austria- NOT AGAIN! Spain and Greece

5 people like this

Germany- Yes, please, not again….

Scotland- everyone: I found a dot!

Greece- um.. Good for you?

9 people like this

Scotland- I found NESSIE!

England- don't fool yourself!

Scotland- So far I have more proof Loch Ness is real then you do a unicorn!

12 people like this

America- Leave England alone.

England- I don't need your help! America

Scotland- Always bitter ain't ya ! England

England- what the bloody hell ever! Scotland

Japan- I agree with America- san.

America- DUDE SWEET! ;)

England has signed off.