Parasite Eve: The Parody.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Parasite Eve or the neverending song or "Disco Inferno". Heck, I don't even own a copy of the game; I borrowed it from a friend of mine. That being said, I hope you enjoy my first attempt at a fanfic.

Resonance, Part 1

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The Randomness Begins

New York City, December 24th, 1997. Aya Brea was going to the opera on Christmas Eve. But deep in her intuitive police officer gut, she suspected the evening would not go well. Perhaps a great evil was afoot somewhere in the city...

" This is the song that doesn't end; yes it goes on and on my friend..." sang her conpanion.

No, Aya was just stuck with Bill, the most annoying blind date she had ever been with.

" Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it forever just becau-"

"Will you stop singing!" yelled Aya for the 56th time. The cab driver had just threatened to leave them on the side of the street if Bill didn't knock it off.

"But it's the song that never ends!" Bill protested childishly. "It can't end!"

Aya sighed and pulled out her club as the cab driver shouted, "We're here!" When the cab pulled over, Bill paid the fare and opened the door for Aya, oblivious to her irritation. Aya held up her club and hissed, "If I hear so much as a note from that song..."

"YAY!!! OPERA!!! FUN!!!" screeched Bill as he ran to the door.

Aya shook her head. " I'm going to kill you for this, Daniel. "Great personality" my backside. What kind of person uses the words "Opera" and "Fun" together?"

The opera went smoothly, except for two things. The first was in the middle of the first act when during a monologue, some of the audience members heard someone sing out loud, "This is the song that doesn't end, yes it-" The song was punctuated by the sounds of a brutal beating that even the actor heard. Then there was silence.

"Okaaay...um..." The actor stumbled, then went on to finish his speech. However, Aya would not be the only one to snap that night. As Melissa began her opening number, her eyes met those of Aya's. Then the rest of the cast and most of the audience burst into flames.

Aya sighed as she drew her gun amid the still-smoldering corpses. Turning to her date, Aya said, "You better get out of here right now, this place is danger-" Aya caught a glimpse of her date running out the door. "Figures."

As Aya approached the intact opera singer, she heard something quite disturbing. The actress was singing...disco.

"Burn, baby, burn. Disco Inferno, burn baby burn..."

Aya shouted, "NYPD, freeze!"

"Why? Because I'm about to take over the world and kill a bunch of people?"

"Actually, I don't really care for that song and I wanted you to stop."

"Oh..."

"..."

"How come you aren't a pile of ashes?"

"Don't ask me, you're the one setting people on fire."

"Oh, right...oh, yeah your mitochondria are trying to reach out to you. By the way, my name is Eve. I'm going to fight you briefly, then lure you into another room so I can fight another pointless battle with you."

"Huh?"

"Beam Attack!!!" The actress gathered energy around herself and launched an easily-dodgable attack. Aya skipped out of the way and shot her in the head.

"Yes, called shot to the head! I win!"

"Not yet. It's ...FLASHBACK TIME!" Aya then sees a young girl with blond hair lying on a hospital bed.

"That's it?"

"What do you mean "That's it?" That was Maya!"

"Maya?"

"Maya! Your sister?"

"Sister? What sister?"

"How could you forget about your sister Maya!"

"Sorry, I don't know who you're talking about."

"But Maya and your mother died in a very traumatic car crash! How could you forget that!"

"Still doesn't ring a bell..."

"Forget it!." snapped Eve. She took out her copy of the PE script and studied it for a minute. You'd think Eve would've been more prepared, being an opera singer and all. "Well, it's time for me to go. See ya!" Eve then glided away.

Aya followed Eve's path to a giant hole on the stage with questions burning within her. What were Eve's dastardly plans? Why didn't Aya burn along with the others? How did Eve glide and what happened to her feet? And should Aya wait for backup?

"Hell no! I can do this all by myself!" exclaimed Aya as she leapt into the hole.

So much for that intuitative police officer gut.

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