Me:Hi there. This is another story I'm making. However, even though this isn't my first story, I humbly ask of you not to flame it. My heart just can't take it!*faints, then gets up 37 seconds later*Sorry about that. Heh heh heh. On with the story of the Akatsuki and their six fans!
(Raven's POV)
I woke up, as usual and stretched my back, as usual. I heard someone groan next to me, as usu-'Back the hell up!'I yelled in my head.'I know I didn't get lucky last night.' The stranger came up from under the covers with a groggy expression. He looked exactly like Deidara. Blond hair with some of it in a ponytail, blue eyes, or eye since the left one was covered by his bangs and mouths on his hands.
"Say Danna-chan? What time is it, yeah?" he asked drowsy like.
I didn't care if this was a sick prank from Leader-san or not, I screamed. He screamed an even more feminine scream after that. Then I did it again. Then he did. Then me. Deidara. Me. Deidara. Me. Until we both screamed,"WHO THE F*** ARE YOU?!"
(Willow's POV)
I woke up to people screaming. In order to shut them up I yelled,"For God's sake, if you're going to kill those bitches, the least you can do is shut them up so that the rest of us can SLEEP!" In case you're wondering, yes,it happens a lot in my neighborhood.
I opened my eyes to see, one of my many roommates, Raven and…Deidara.'Leader must be trying to prank us with these really similar Akatsuki impersonators', I thought while remembering how Leader enjoys messing with us using her sick and twisted thoughts. She's worse than Lucy.
"You're not the only one who's trying to sleep with all this noise," said a very bored voice. I turned around to see red hair and bored chocolate brown eyes, knowing it was none other than Sasori of the red sand. "Who are you and what are you doing in our room?" he asked me.
I answered truthfully, "I, honest to God, don't know how we got here." I hopped out of the bed, walked over to the other bed right across from it and smacked Raven's head.
"The hell was that for?"she asked me.
I shrugged,"Why not? You woke me up."
"Alright, I'll give you that one. Where are the others?"
"Hell. I don't remember coming here, let alone our friends location."
"Great!"She said sarcastically. Suddenly, we were being dragged by Sasori out of the room."Where are you taking us?"asked Raven.
The red head looked annoyed when he answered,"To Pein. So he can decide when we get to kill you."
"Oh CRAP!"we screamed into Deidara's ear.
"Ow! What was that for, un?" he asked while rubbing his ear.
"You woke me up", I stated blankly.
"And I just felt like it", added Raven, who almost got slapped by the blonde but dodged. I sighed and started screaming when Deidara got out some clay and threatened to use it against us.
"Calm down, brat. We have to tell Pein about them first,then kill them."
Deidara crossed his arms and pouted. Raven giggled, but stopped when he glared daggers at her. She always thought Deidara was cute, but she surprised me when she didn't glomp him. "Whatever, puppet boy", he snorted.
"Puppet?"I asked, even though I already knew since I watched Naruto over and over again. Sasori sighed and slightly lifted up his shirt. I blushed a small bit, but still had a blank expression. Raven wasn't interested(Like I said. She likes Deidara). I poked his gut and said,"If you're trying to say you're made of wood, then I wouldn't believe you. Because this *pokes stomach* is flesh."He looked down and had a VERY slightly shocked face.
Deidara came to see it and said,"Holy crap, un! She's right."
Come to think of it, both of them looked to be somewhere in their early twenties. 'Huh', I thought. 'If we're here, I wonder if everyone else is too. And if that's true, how are Misty and Candy holding up?'
(Misty's POV)
I heard screaming down the hallway and assumed my friends were up. I would've gotten up too, if I didn't wanna sleep in. I turned to face the opposite way. When I did, I saw a person with blue skin and gill like thingies under their eyes. I blushed from how close he was to me and I jumped out of the bed screaming. This woke him up and Candy fell from the bed opposite of us.
"Damn it!"she said in an innocent voice.
"I so didn't bring you home last night!" the person who I woke up with shouted.
"Kisame", a fourth voice groaned."Please get your girlfriends out of here before Pein sees them and kills them".
Candy yelped and clung to me. That person had black hair and eyes.
"I would if I knew who they were and if I did bring them home, Itachi", said my favorite shark. I mean Kisame.
Itachi rubbed his temples and turned to look at us. His onyx eyes digging into my soul. He looked at Candy and she backed away with her head down. His eyes slightly widened. All this did was make tears fall from Candy's eyes."Way to go, douche, you scared her", I scowled at him before bringing the poor shy girl into a warm embrace.
"Douche?" the Uchiha said, obviously not caring.
It's funny really. Candy is like Naruto and Hinata's kid. After all, she had straight hair as brown as Neji's that reached her mid back, bright blue eyes and a tan to die for. But her self esteem is kinda low, she's very shy but still as sweet as her name, her body is curvy with a big bust, and I'm getting off track. Her pajamas was a simple but cute pink nightgown with house slippers.
I was the opposite of her. My skin is pale, kinda. My hair's auburn and wavy and is shoulder length, my eyes are a deep sea green. I have birthing hips at least. I'm not too shy, in fact, my ego is HUGE! Just kidding. I'm the "cool" one of the group.I wore a white tank top with black shorts.
We all heard someone screaming,"No, don't do it!" Itachi sighed and opened the door. Outside in the hallway, clay birds were flying around and Willow and Raven were pinned to the ground by Sasori and Deidara.
When Candy saw them, she broke out of her shy state and cried in glee, "Raven!Willow! You're ok!"She then snatched the two out of the Akatsuki members grasp in the blink of an eye.
Like her name, Raven has pitch black hair with blue-violet eyes. She even had her hair styled to look and feel like bird feathers. Her shirt had slash cuts in the back and her pants were grey short shorts.
She's the squealing fan girl/lollie shota type since she's shorter than the rest of us(5'0). Next is Candy(5'2), then Willow(5'3). Lucy and I are tied in second place with 5'7, and the tallest of us is Leader at 5'10. Leader has a name. We're just gonna give you a chance to guess what it is.
"Hey, guys. I'm glad to see you're still alive too", said Willow. Her hair is the longest out of all of us, and a bright "kill me" orange color, and the curve of each bit make them look like traffic cones. Her eyes are a rich and hard brown, letting you know she was the strong and "silent" type. Like always her pajama bottoms were red plaid with a yellow t-shirt.
I was all of a sudden picked up by Kisame. "Wait. What's happening?"I asked him.
"We're taking you all to boss", he replied.
My face slightly reddened and I asked,"But why are you carrying me there? I have legs that work."
"Well, I felt like picking you up."
"That doesn't make any sense!"
"I'm an S-ranked criminal. I can do whatever the hell I want!"
"Uh... Kisame, un?" asked Deidara."Pein? Remember? We're bringing them to him so we can kill them?"
The shark lookalike blinked and carried me while grumbling something among the lines of "bitch".
Itachi tried to pick up Candy, but failed when she screamed and head butted him. He remained emotionless."S-Sorry", she said before she bowed and hit her head on her knee. Everyone but Itachi and Sasori cringed. "I would prefer walking", she said quietly.
We were walking around the maze like base when Raven said,"I wonder if Lu-Chan and Leader senpai are okay?"
"Don't worry", I assured her."As strong as you people are, it will take a lot to kill Leader. And knowing Lucy, we would hear her scream, "Damn you, heathen. One day, Jashin will cast your judgment, determining an after life of peace, or an eternity in HELL!"
We laughed while the four guys looked confused.
"You're stuck with a Jashinist, too?" they said.
"YES!"we laughed.
(Lucy's POV) (5 minutes ago)
My heathen friends were screaming. Why? Well I was hoping that Jashin judgement day was today. But I knew better. I was in my room with burned out candles from my daily prayers, Satan symbol made of blood on the floor. Body parts in the freezer/closet. 'Yep. My room.' I thought while getting out of bed and heading downstairs for coffee. I was so busy planning my morning, I didn't even know that there was another person in that room, and that it wasn't my room.
(Candy's POV) (present time)
After threatening to kill us many times, we and the Akatsuki members reached the center of the Akatsuki base. It looked like a living room/kitchen. There was even a couch. An annoyed red head with several piercings and purple eyes that reminded me of echoes was standing next to the coffee machine, awaiting his morning brew like Lucy and Leader would. That was Pein. The weird thing is, he looked as old as us. Come to think of it, they ALL did.
"Yo Pein!" Kisame greeted while carrying Misty over his shoulder. The ginger turned his head to us with a serious look. "Please tell me these girls are the cause of this problem?" he demanded while pointing to his twenty-three year old self.
"We don't know that they're the reason we're suddenly younger",confirmed Itachi, "All we know is they were in our rooms when we found them."
Pein looked unfazed. He turned his attention to me and my friends."Who are you, what village are you from and how did you get in here?"he asked in a tone that said "Answer me or I'll kill you." I gulped and was about to say something,but I suddenly lost my voice.
Willow knew this and answered for me,"I'm Willow and these are my roommates, Raven, Misty, and Candy. We have never set foot in any village around here. We don't know how we got here. All I remember is going to bed in our home. The next thing I knew, I was screaming at Raven and your blond friend to shut the f*** up."
Just then, someone came into the room with sleep still in her eyes. That someone was Lucy. She's an albino, so her hair was spikey and white with dark magenta ends. Her bangs are always roughly brushed to the right and she has her hair put up like Anko's hair, except she leaves out two bits of hair as thick as the strap of a tank top to droop on her shoulders. Today, she had on a white shirt and red shorts.
Her neon pink eyes barely took in the scene. "Morning, heathens." Ahh, Lucy's favorite insult. She grabbed a cup out of the cabinet and poured coffee from the coffee machine. This pissed off Pein. She took a few sips before I was able to get out clearly, "Lucy. This isn't our house." She put the half empty cup down and glared at us.
"You decided to wait until now to tell me this?"
I shrugged,"I assumed you knew."
"Not really. The room I woke up in is very similar to my own."
"Wait. Where did you wake up, un?" asked Deidara.
Lucy's reply was,"A room with burned out candles, the sign of Jashin on the floor and a closet renovated to be a freezer for the sacrifices made to Jashin himself."
"What up, heathens?"asked a new voice. Hidan came in and saw us five girls and whistled,"Why the f*** didn't you f***ing heathens tell me you were bringing me some fine ass heathens to sacrifice to Jashin?"
I was annoyed by this, but I shook it off and said,"Uh…Lucy isn't a heathen. She believes in Jashin."
"Really?"he turned to see her and she showed him her prayer beads.
"Where the hell is Leader?" she asked us.
"We don't know. We were hoping you had seen her", responded Raven.
"Ok. Who is this leader you keep talking about?" asked an uncaring Sasori.
It was Misty's turn to speak."She's our roommate/landlord/…leader. Basically, she's in charge of our group of misfits."
"That bitch rules over us with an iron fist", Lucy reluctantly added.
"My real question is if she is here, why isn't she up yet?" asked Willow.
"Because she sleeps heavily. Like a bear during hibernation", Lucy answered.
I sighed,"Well we'll be fine as long as she has her-"
Kakazu interrupted me by coming in, looking at us and saying,"If you want to keep them, the answer is no. Now who's is this?" He held up a grey jacket with a few stitches on it and a thumb hole cut out on both sleeves.
"Oh…F***."
It was Leader's favorite jacket. The one she didn't let anyone touch.
"L-Lucy?"I stammered.
"On it*grabs beads and kneels*Oh great Jashin. I ask of you to spare us of Leader's wrath. If that is too much to ask of you, then at least let me live so that I can offer you these heathen corpses."
"LUCY!"we all yelled.
Just then, we heard someone yawn in the room right above us."Ahh…Good morning world and-WHAT THE F***?!" Leader screamed as we heard a loud thump. She probably fell off the bed. "Who are you?"she asked. No reply."Um...Hello? Are you ok?" Nothing.
"That's odd", Sasori stated.
"Why?"I asked.
"The room right above us is Tobi's room. I would expect him to be everything but quiet."
'Tobi? Quiet? Hmmm…' I thought right before the ceiling came crashing down on us. I was pulled away by Itachi! I yelped and stomped on his foot until he let go of me.
When all the rubble cleared, a figure was in the center. Leader. I recognized her as soon as I saw her. Leader's hair is a caramel blonde and possibly the frizziest set of hair in the world. Her grey, not light blue, eyes were pissed and confused. Her pajamas consisted of black baggy shorts and a grey tank top.
Kakazu saw the mess and fainted. Greedy bastard. "Where is my hoodie?" she asked. God, her voice is in between feminine and masculine, thereby adding intimidation to the power and superiority that was already in her voice.
Pein was not happy about this."So you're the one who controls these intruders? YOU SHOULD KNOW I WILL GLADLY KILL-"
he was cut off because Leader came at him with inhuman speed and smashed him into the wall. "I will ask you again", she said,"Where. Is. My. Hoodie?"
Willow took the hoodie from Kakazu's tight grip and slowly walked to our friend. "Don't worry, Leader", she started,"There's no need to get violent. Here's your hoodie. Safe and sound in my hands. Which means we can leave peacefully, right?"
Leader thought for a moment while holding Pein's throat and shrugged."Why the hell not?"
She let go of her nearly victim, slipped into her hoodie and was about to head for the exit when Hidan's blade stopped her. It was Kakazu.
"Sorry but you won't be leaving that easily."
Leaders jacket magically turned to shreds. She just sighed,"Well. There's nothing we can do about that. Now is there?"
I patted her on the shoulder and said,"There, there. We'll get you a new one, Tobie." Yep. That's Leader's name. Tobie.
A certain Akatsuki member with an orange mask popped his head out from the broken ceiling and said, "New person's name is Tobie?"
Our Tobie blinked,"Well my real name is Tabitha, but I hate it so I go by Tobie with an"e"." Remember:Tobi-Akatsuki member. Tobie-Our Leader.
Tobi blinked and said,"Yay! Tobi senpai and Tobie will have so much fun!" However due to the glares we got from the other criminals, our instincts and fear told us otherwise.
Me:Everyone. Meet Candy, Lucy, Misty, Willow, Raven and Tobie!
Candy:H-Hello
Willow:What's up?
Misty:The opposite of down
Lucy:Hello heathens
Raven:Hiya!
Tobie:*rolls eyes*You were so creative with my name, Sydney
Me:I thought it would be funny and ironic since*whispers*Madara is the leader of the Akatsuki and he goes by Tobi
Everyone:Huh?
Me&Tobie:Nothing! Please read and review and tune in next time for, "Look out, Akatsuki! We're coming for ya!" Bye!