So my friends and I were inspired by another fanfic that put the Hetalia characters on Facebook and we decided to actually get Facebook accounts and do it. This is the result.
We do not own Hetalia

People:
Prussia and Romano ~ The Wild Thing That Was (There are periods between the letters but for some reason, Fanfiction. net wouldn't let me save it that way)
France and Hungary ~ Nimue Nightingale
Germany ~Duitsu95
England and Japan ~ Art Murder
America and Greece ~ Corie (Unknown screen name)

There is also more of this under The Wild Thing That Was. Her version of this is called "Hetalia Facebook Crack." She has some of the classic lines in there :)


Francis Bonnefoy: Nobody tell Prussia what happened last night
Yesterday at 9:02 PM - Like
Arthur Kirkland and Heracles Kapusi like this

Gilbert Beilschmidt: GO TO HELL
Yesterday at 9:08pm · Like

Francis Bonnefoy Hon hon hon. I think we both already did.
Yesterday at 9:14pm · Like

Arthur Kirkland I wish I didn't remember T_T
Yesterday at 9:19pm · Like

Francis Bonnefoy England, you were there? Oh...oui...I remember...hm...hon. hon. Hon
Yesterday at 10:04pm · Like


Arthur Kirkland Ugh America, I can't find any good tea while I'm staying in your country. All you have is the bloody cheap shit.
4 hours ago
via Text Message · Comment · Like


((So you guys understand. There is some type of storyline here...We are practically having World War Three through facebook pokes so I'll put those posts on here))

Arthur Kirkland I DECLARE A POKE WAR. EVERY NATION FOR THEMSELF
12 hours ago via Text Message • Comment • Like
Gilburt Beilschmidt and Francis Bonnefoy like this.

Francis Bonnefoy: This is a war I can accept! Anyone allying with me?
12 hours ago • Like

Gilburt Beilschmidt I accept too! Bring it on D
12 hours ago • Like

Francis Bonnefoy Prussia! Will you ally with me?
12 hours ago • Like

Arthur Kirkland NO ALLIES FRANCE.
12 hours ago • Like

Francis Bonnefoy :(
12 hours ago • Like

Arthur Kirkland You're just mad because you can't win a silly poke war by yourself.
12 hours ago • Like

Francis Bonnefoy -LE GASP!- Oui! I can!
12 hours ago • Like

Gilburt Beilschmidt I will dominate you all.
12 hours ago • Like

Arthur Kirkland Prussia, that's disturbing. And no you can't Francis. I'm winning.
12 hours ago • Like

Francis Bonnefoy I began this poke war!
12 hours ago • Like

Arthur Kirkland Just because you start a war doesn't mean you win one!
12 hours ago • Like

Francis Bonnefoy Non. It means you get a head start!
12 hours ago • Like


Arthur Kirkland Francis Bonnefoy, I will not lose this poke war!
12 hours ago via Text Message • Comment • Like

Francis Bonnefoy Oui! You will!
11 hours ago • Like

Francis Bonnefoy Aussi, if you lose...you have to marry me.
11 hours ago • Like


Alfred Jones I am proud to say that I LOVE YOU Arthur Kirkland YOU BETTER KNOW THIS!
Yesterday at 8:29pm · Comment · Like

Arthur Kirkland -facepalm-
YOU BLOODY TWAT WE WERE KEEPING THAT A SECRET.
Yesterday at 8:27pm · Like

Gilbert Beilschmidt I KNEW IT
Yesterday at 8:34pm · Like

Francis Bonnefoy Hon hon hon.
Yesterday at 8:36pm · Like

Gilbert Beilschmidt Heh heh... Alfred and Arthur sitting in a tree~
Yesterday at 8:38pm · Like

Francis Bonnefoy K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Yesterday at 8:39pm · Like

Alfred Jones FRANCIS, GILBERT IS IN YOUR ROOM GO PLEASURE HIM!
Yesterday at 8:40pm · Like

Gilbert Beilschmidt Wait...wut? D:
Yesterday at 8:40pm · Like

Francis Bonnefoy Hmmm. I don't see him. Is he playing Hide-and-Seek? Hon hon hon
Yesterday at 8:40pm · Like

Alfred Jones No you're not and Francis is still looking for you in his room, better come out of that closet.
Yesterday at 8:46pm · Like

Francis Bonnefoy Prussia, where are you?
Yesterday at 8:46pm · Like · Alfred Jones likes this

Gilbert Beilschmidt WHO SAYS I'm IN THE CLOSET!
Yesterday at 8:52pm · Like · Francis Bonnefoy likes this

Francis Bonnefoy So, you're out of the closet? XD
Yesterday at 8:52pm · Like · Arthur Kirkland likes this


Arthur Kirkland The fairies aren't as plentiful tonight. They're probably all scared because- Nevermind.
Yesterday at 9:53pm via Text Message · Comment · Like · Francis Bonnefoy and Gilbert Beilschmidt like this.


Heracles Karpusi Just got back from running in the Olympics and got a new cat!
Yesterday at 9:17pm · Comment · Like


Gilbert Beilschmidt I win so much
about an hour ago via Mobile Web · Comment · Like

Elizabeta Héderváry Go fuck yourself.
50 minutes ago · Like

Gilbert Beilschmidt gladly xD
50 minutes ago · Like

Elizabeta Héderváry -Hits with frying pan- Take that you narcissistic freaking parasite!
49 minutes ago · Like

Gilbert Beilschmidt OUCH! THAT'S FOUR TIMES IN ONE DAY!
41 minutes ago · Like

Elizabeta Héderváry No, five :)
41 minutes ago · Like


That's about it for now. I am going to have more up. Once again, if you want more of us, check out The Wild Thing That Was's story. She has the funniest stuff of us.

UNTIL NEXT TIME!