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Summary: Another version of Prom Night 2007.
Prom From Hell
To the Readers:
It was the night that we would always remember for the rest of our lives. Our Senior Prom. It was beautiful,
romantic, horrible, deadly and unforgettable. Allow me to introduce myself, I am the Sadist and the Parasite.
One of my favorite songs is Drinking in L.A. and drinking is one of my favorite things to do. Let me introduce the
players for the night…the Tortured Artist and the Tortured Writer, otherwise known as Lucas Scott and Peyton
Sawyer. I've watched these two for a while and they truly are a match made as star-crossed lovers. Another
adorably sickening couple is Nathan and Haley Scott, otherwise known as Athlete Superstar and Cheerleader
Tutor Girl, these two rival others in the depth of their love. Let's not forget Miss Brooke Davis, who wears many
hats and tonight is at the Prom with her virginal boyfriend, Chase, and she has slept with almost all of the guys
here. The only person who could rival her for that title would be Sex on Legs otherwise known as Fire Crotch or
Rachel Gattina. Fire Crotch coined for Lindsay Lohan seems to apply to Rachel. Beauty and the Boyz, Bevin
and Skillz, need I say more. Insert mental cackle. Another cute couple is Shelly (Queen Clean Teen) and Mouth
(nerd/cool guy wannabe), apparently his sophomore girl dumped him because he was graduating…he moves
quickly. And then we have the adult chaperones who may I say are looking particularly cozy tonight, I'm still
surprised by this pair, considering what one of them did and the depth of hatred one felt for the other. But they
have a deep and long history together, so maybe they'll hook it up tonight. Unless of course, blood is spilt and the
truth sets everyone free. I'm getting ahead of myself, now that I've introduced everyone, may I just say welcome
to the night of truth and clarity. Someone will die tonight and it will be the person who needs to be judged by the
Devil himself the most. I am simply the servant carrying out its master's wishes. May you stick around for another
chapter and I'll see you soon.
Sadistic and Parasitic