Miracle of Madness
Author's Note: Another sudden idea came to me! I'm on a role! I don't own Invader Zim. Please read and review. 8D!
Zim was nowhere to be found. Gir then remembered what Zim had said last night.
Gir, I'll be spying on Dib for a while. I may not return for many days as I will finally be destroying the Dib human! You can throw a party while I'm gone.
Or wait was it...
Don't throw a party while I'm gone!
Gir couldn't remember and the best thing to do when he couldn't remember was to throw a party anyways, of course!
He quickly made flyers for the party advertising free pizza because who wouldn't throw a party without free pizza? He then passed the flyers around town. Many people began to crowd Zim's house. The guard gnomes did nothing. Gir let everyone inside and the party began. Pop music played over a stereo. One guest broke one of Zim's priceless inventions. The party was hopping! Everyone danced and socialized.
At some point Gaz arrived hearing how great this party was supposed to be, shrugged her shoulders, and went into a dark corner to read. When the pizza ran out, Gir went into the kitchen and made muffins and waffles for everybody. Gir soon returned to the party and danced around like a drunken monkey.
The only thing that could ruin this party was Zim himself, who arrived just as the party was getting wild.
"Gir, what is the meaning of this?!" Zim asked enraged.
"I threw a party!" Gir answered excitedly.
"I told you not to throw a party, Gir!"
"Oh yeh... that makes sense."
"Get these gooey slimeballs out of my house, Gir!"
"But I love them!"
"Now, Gir!"
"Ah, do we have to?"
"Yes, Gir!"
"Okay!"
Gir turned off the music which got everyone's attention.
"I love you all," Gir said with tears coming out of his eyes, "but master said you have to go so... GOODBYE!"
Everyone began to leave. One of the last people to leave was Gaz.
As she left, she muttered, "Stupid party."
When everybody left, Zim turned towards Gir.
"Gir, you realize how bad this is?"
"But we had fun!"
"Fun doesn't make them forget where we live, how to get past the security systems! We are supposed to be destroying these people! Now I have to erase all their memories from their filthy little minds! And you, Gir, are going to clean up the mess the filthy stink humans left."
"Ah man."
"I'll be working to fix this mess. Don't bother me, Gir!"
Gir watched his master leave learning absolutely nothing.
Author's Note: So hope you enjoyed the small choas only Gir is capable of. Do review! Bye! 8D!