Summary: "Wait… Are you saying I will fall in love with two men? One I want and one I was force into, but will still love like hell?" "You have already fallen in love with one." Billie gets a small surprise when a group of Dwarves are on her doorstep after a fail experiment by her closest friend.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Hobbit or any of Tolkiens work, only Billie.

Chapter 1

Experiment

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Billie Monrad walked through what felt like endless hallways till she ended up in an empty room. The brown curtains before the five windows that reached from the floor to the roof were closed. She pulled two of them over, they in the middle and she turned. Seeing the only item in the room hanging on the wall. On the wall hang a large drawing of her father in his military uniform. He was an upper commanded, a spot Billie wished she was before she got shot.

She took her hands on her hips and began tapping with her foot. "Sell or not to sell that is the question…" She said to herself. "Maybe aunt wants it." She heard someone knock on the front door and she looked out of the window. She couldn´t see the door from here so she ran down to open it.

The house she was now, or like a mansion, she got from her grandma when she passed away. She wants to sell this, she have no use for it even it was like her second home. The phone rang in her jeans pocket and she took it up and clicked the green button.

"Billie!" Jane´s voice said from the other end. "I got a surprise for you."

"Surprise?" Billie asked. "I don´t follow."

"Of course you don´t. I did a little experiment."

"What? No! No, no, no. No! No experiments," Billie said.

"Come on! It will be an adventure," Jane said.

"No! No adventures! I am twenty-six, Jane… Grow up!" Billie could feel Jane was rolling her eyes at her. Billie was closing up to the door. "What experiment?"

"Well… I might have done something wrong, but it will happen anyway." Billie didn´t like this at all. She opened the door and there stood a man shorter than her in strange clothing. It looked like dark blue medieval clothing. He had dark black long hair, beard, not long but still a beard. He was holding an axe.

"Uh…" It was all Billie could say.

"Billie? They arrived?" Jane asked from the phone. The man looked up at the phone in her hand to her ear and frowned. "Oh lord they are there aren´t they?"

"I got to go, Jane…" Billie said and hangs up. "Are you lost in a wrong time?" Billie asked the short man before her.

"Yes, I believe I am Miss," the man said. "For I did not go sleep…" He looked around. "Here. Who are you? And how did you get me here?"

"Uncle!" A voice said. Billie and the short man looked to the right of the mansion and they saw two short men run up to him. "Where are we?"

"I am not sure, I do believe this girl may know," the dark haired said. Billie looked at them all three. One was blond and the other two dark haired, though the one who just came running with the blond had no beard at all.

"Who are you?" Billie asked. She looked at the place before her, behind the men. There was no car for them to drive and it takes few minutes to drive out of her property.

"I asked you the question, miss. I do want to know how you got us here and send us back," the man she met first said.

"I got you here?" Billie asked. Not liking the tone he took on her. "I did not do such thing. Do you not know where you walk when you travel?" She rolled her eyes. "I am Billie Monrad. I would like to know how you three got here, who you are and what purpose is here on my property!" She had crossed her arms and looked down on the three of them. The man she had met first was only one who had crossed arms too and looked down on her, even he´s shorter.

"I am Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thrain, son of Thror," he introduced himself. "These are my nephews, Fíli and Kili son of Moraim." Billie´s jaw dropped at the names.

"Holy shit you´re all look like them!" She said.

"Excuse me?" They all three looked at each other. "Look like who?" Thorin asked.

"You´re joking right?" Billie asked. She saw it on them they weren´t, she could read their faces that they were very confused of where they were. Someone popped up in her head. She closed her eyes and swore loudly. "Jane!"

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"You´re saying we´re in another world?" Fíli asked Billie. Billie was pacing back and forth and tried calling her friend Jane.

"Yes, or the same world and this is the future of your world," Billie said.

"How?" Kili asked. "One second we were setting up camp and the next we are here."

"My friend mentioned on the phone she did an experiment, she is a little… Magical," Billie said.

"Phone?" Kili asked.

"Yeah it´s…" Billie stopped knowing they don´t know anything of this world. "Never mind. The point is I need to get you all three back before something changes." Thorin turned to her.

"Before something changes?" Thorin asked. "You know of our world?" Billie did not answer. "You know its future?"

"Well…" Billie bit her lip. "Let´s not go on to that. I can say that there are stories of your world here."

"What stories?" Fíli asked.

"Past, present and future," Billie simply answered. "But the point is-"

"You know the future?" Thorin asked.

"I didn´t say that," she said.

"Do you?" Thorin asked again.

"Can we just forget-" A knock on the window interrupted her and they both turned to it. There they saw two other Dwarves. "Oh hell no…"

"It´s Dwalin and Balin," Fíli said. They opened the window and they climbed into the living room they were in. It had a fireplace, a lot of chairs and couch, paintings of woman from the 1800 and a piano. Her mansion is very old; her family have lived in this house for generations. Well not her parents, they moved out long ago.

Billie saw they took in dirt. "Please, don´t mess with the place," Billie begged. "Try clean your boots before entering," she said to the bald one. Dwalin only growled.

"Who´s this?" Dwalin asked.

"Miss Billie Monrad," Thorin said. "She knows how we got here. Is it anyone else coming?"

"I don´t know," Balin said. "I was on my way to the Shire when I got here."

"Same here," Dwalin said.

"Wait," Billie said. They all looked at her. "You all were on your way to the Shire?"

"Yes and what of it?" Thorin asked.

"Oh… Nothing," Billie lied. Thorin wasn´t sure if she was lying for it wasn´t easy to read her. The doorbell rang and Billie looked nervous at the door. She opened it and crashing in came Dwarves falling on the floor, with the heaviest on the top. Behind them stood Gandalf and a Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins. "Ohhh… Hell no…"