(disclaimer- I own nothing but the stuff I own!)
Hello! This is Vicky. Have decided to post this up. It is an ongoing work
of art *snort*. Yes well, hmmmm. Well here it is.
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~ MY FELLOWSHIP JOURNAL! Day 1- Hello! Was looking through my pack searching for extra food when I came across this journal. How it got in my backpack is a mystery. Musta been Sam before he left. Stupid Sam my violent tendencies are not because of my total lack of feeling expression. Of course not! They are the result of all those hobbit group sex things. *shudder* hobbits are just like overgrown rabbits. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Day 2- resisting the urge to punch Gimli in his smelly, hairy, greasy face! He is NOT taller than me! It's just those damned dwarfish heels he wears! I think I'm gonna go off for a good old sulk. P.S.- I don't like dwarves!
Day 3- Damn Alana. Why does she have to hit on Legolas like she does? I don't think he even knows I exist! Maybe if he looked down he would notice me. *shrug* who knows. But Gimli really didn't have to comment on how Legolas is almost twice my height. I think I'll yield to the temptation of punching him v. soon if he doesn't shut the hell up. P.S. I really don't like dwarves. P.S.2. Pippin, Merry, K8 and Allie have been all captured by the Uruk-Hai. We are now trying to track and find them. *sigh*
Day 4- I'm hungry. I'm tired of being short. I'm beginning to think that I should have gone w/ Boromir. wait. not Boromir, he's the one that went over the waterfall. Nah, next time I'll go off w/ the orcs. They CAN'T be worse than Gimli. Damn dwarves, evil, evil dwarves.
Day 5- I think Legolas is finally noticing me!!! And I also think that Aragorn, Elissar, Estel, Strider, Dunidan or whatever the hell his name is, likes Lana. AND Legolas seemed to see me as he tied his boots. YAY!!!
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~ MY FELLOWSHIP JOURNAL! Day 1- Hello! Was looking through my pack searching for extra food when I came across this journal. How it got in my backpack is a mystery. Musta been Sam before he left. Stupid Sam my violent tendencies are not because of my total lack of feeling expression. Of course not! They are the result of all those hobbit group sex things. *shudder* hobbits are just like overgrown rabbits. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Day 2- resisting the urge to punch Gimli in his smelly, hairy, greasy face! He is NOT taller than me! It's just those damned dwarfish heels he wears! I think I'm gonna go off for a good old sulk. P.S.- I don't like dwarves!
Day 3- Damn Alana. Why does she have to hit on Legolas like she does? I don't think he even knows I exist! Maybe if he looked down he would notice me. *shrug* who knows. But Gimli really didn't have to comment on how Legolas is almost twice my height. I think I'll yield to the temptation of punching him v. soon if he doesn't shut the hell up. P.S. I really don't like dwarves. P.S.2. Pippin, Merry, K8 and Allie have been all captured by the Uruk-Hai. We are now trying to track and find them. *sigh*
Day 4- I'm hungry. I'm tired of being short. I'm beginning to think that I should have gone w/ Boromir. wait. not Boromir, he's the one that went over the waterfall. Nah, next time I'll go off w/ the orcs. They CAN'T be worse than Gimli. Damn dwarves, evil, evil dwarves.
Day 5- I think Legolas is finally noticing me!!! And I also think that Aragorn, Elissar, Estel, Strider, Dunidan or whatever the hell his name is, likes Lana. AND Legolas seemed to see me as he tied his boots. YAY!!!