Unexpected Complications
"Ed cant we just go" Winry whispered anxiously as they were sneaking about Roy's house.
"No if you want to get out of here quickly you should help me look" it had been only been a day since Mustang had stolen his watch and in that short time he had been arrested 156 times for impersonating a state alchemist .
"That damn Mustang bastard he knows I need my watch" Ed groaned quietly while going through all of Roy's things and unearthing quite a few surprises, who knew that the Flame Alchemist like to wear miniskirts with flames on them "this is some fucked up shit" said Winry as she stumbled across a collection of bondage videos and several handcuffs, whips and other things to horrific to be described.
Finally they reached the bedroom of Mustang's house and noticed the watch just lying on the cabinet.
"It's as if he knows we're here" mused Ed
"Lets just get out of here" said Winry sounding quite relived that they could get out of there.
Just then there was a faint noise of a door slamming "oh shit" whispered Ed
"I told you we should have got out of here" screamed Winry quietly. (Don't ask how she just can)
"Shit hide!" ordered Ed as he dived under the bed, his short stature helping him get under in one fluid motion.
"Oh god oh god oh god" repeated Winry has she struggled to get under in time.
Just as she got under there was a feminine giggle from somewhere in the room.
"Was that you" asked Ed
"No why would I giggle at a time like this" Replied Winry
Just then there was a creak of bedsprings as Roy and the unknown female got on the bed, of course there were more moans that laugh this time.
"Oh shit no not this anything but this! This is fucking torture" Ed said
"Oh Roy you are sooooooooo good"
Winry on the other hand was just lying there with her eyes closed and holding her wrench tightly for what appeared to be comfort
"I knew you couldn't resist me Riza" Roy said, obviously pleased with himself.
This was too much for Ed and Winry they both rolled out from under the bed and ran for the window
"What the fuck" said Roy?
"ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled. "You are so dead" he said as he snapped his fingers
"Honey can't it wait" moaned Riza
"Well I suppose" said Roy turning back to the task at hand.
Ed and Winry didn't stop running until they reached Eds house and locked all 56 locks (and 1 bolt) and transmutated many ingenious traps for the front and back garden.
"Oh god that was horrible" gasped Ed
"Oh I don't know about that, I kinda enjoyed it" teased Winry
"Winry don't even joke about that"
"I wasn't joking" She said just before she crashed her lips on to his before dragging him upstairs to do some unmentionable things to him.