Session One: "Jealous Girlfriend"
Carly and Sam are in the middle of a discussion that's about to get heated after Sam told Carly she's leaving right after the show.
"I don't get it. Why are you breaking our plans all the time to hang out with Wendy now?"
"It's not all the time. I'm still over here almost every day," Sam defends.
"Yeah, because we're rehearsing for iCarly! When's the last time we had any fun together?"
"iCarly is fun."
Carly is getting gradually more frustrated at Sam's monotonous responses.
"There's something wrong and you're going to tell me what it is," Carly demands.
Sam sighs and takes a seat on the couch. Carly follows.
"This is hard for me, Carls. I know we tell each other everything, but this is different. You get to see more of me than anyone else. That doesn't mean there aren't things I'm ashamed to talk about."
Carly shakes her head.
"Please...please tell me you're not dating her. You and Wendy? Oh my God!"
"Whoa, hold up. I'm not dating anybody," Sam replies with wide eyes.
Carly looks at Sam curiously.
"You're not?"
"No, when have I ever tried to avoid talking about that?"
"Never, I guess. I just thought that maybe...I dunno. You might not be open about it since she's a girl," Carly suggests weakly.
"I know you're not homophobic. If Wendy was my girlfriend I would have told you weeks ago," Sam insists.
"Then what are you so afraid to tell me?"
"Wendy is my tutor. I'm almost failing math right now, and she's helping me so I will graduate."
"Oh. That's it?"
"It's not easy for me to admit something like that because you and Freddie are good at pretty much every subject. And usually I don't really try more than enough to pass. Math was getting harder to fake through without studying. Wendy would be captain of the Mathletes if we had a team, so I asked her to explain things."
"All of this free time you've been giving up is to make sure you pass math?"
"Yeah, well, I didn't pay attention for the first couple of months. We had to start at the beginning of the textbook."
"I'm sorry I made such a big deal out of it. Freddie really had me convinced you and Wendy were together," Carly recalls, laughing.
"That explains why you were angry like a jealous girlfriend," Sam teases.
Carly shoves Sam's arm playfully.
"Was not."
"Sure, fine, whatever helps you sleep at night, Shay."
Carly rolls her eyes and stands up.
"Come on, we're gonna be late for the show."