eyyyy wassup fuckerss. its 2 am, im reading some edgy pertimis stories, and i though hell, i might as well give it a shot. so, an artist's rendition of how its done.

Percy Jackson was pissed right the fuck off. His slutty girlfriend, Anna...beth had been sleeping with like a hundred dudes while he was gone to fuck athena or whatever so he could marry her. but instead she just found her making dirty porn on the beach. and the worst part was that his Dad was the camera man.

"BRO WHAT THE HELL DAD?"

Posidion whipped around" Yo Perce-Dawg. How it be?"

Percy pointed at his dadio." You know very well whats up Posid-Dawg-Dad. Why are you recording my slutty girlfriend's slutty porn?"

Posidbro shrugged." I get to see tits, and 20 bucks yo. Couldn't pass up that opportunity.

Percy nodded." Tru."

Then he turned to Annaslut and obscure douchebag character that was probably his brother, but maybe not.

Annarass smirked." What's up you fucking nerd that saved the world twice and could probably snap my neck with your pinky finger. Yeah, I'n totally 100% fucking everyone in camp. and i mean EVERYONE. Except you tho, because I'm really fuckin' stupid here, even though i am a daughter of the goddess of Wisdom like what the hell. Plus your brothers 10 year old dick was just too much to pass up.

Percy nodded." Tru."

But he raised his hand and did some sort of OP shit, and killed basic ass douchebag brother. Then Brosidion gasped in shock.

" YOU KILLED MY SON I DISSOWN YOU, EVEN IF THAT DOESNT MAKE JACK SHIT SENSE LOGICALLY."

Then Percy went into the forest to kill himself, but Breastia showed up.

" Yo Percy, Your parents are all dead and shit, man. I'm gonna be your new mom now, and you get a buch of OP powers and blessings, and you get to get all the bitches on your dick."

Percy nodded." Sweet, but what do I do now that I have this power?"

Hestia scoffed." Go get laid or something ya lonely virgin. Im gonna go get hammered or something.

She dissappeared in a burst of flames, and Percy shrugged.

" Well, I guess I'm gonna try to go fuck Artemis now."

So he went to the hunter's camp. Immeditley, they all wanted to be lazy cunts.

" Do our laundry you sexist massogonistic cis white male scum."

Percy wondered why he wanted to fuck the creator of Tumblr. Oh yeah. She had some pretty nice tits. Well whatever. So he washed them clothes.

" GASP, YOU PERVY MALE, YOU TOUCHED ALL OVER OUR CLOTHES, AND SMELT THEM, AND JACKED OF-"

Percy stopped her." Yo, i was just checking to see if they were clean. and that other part was me trying to get the dish soap on your clothes."

Immediatley, Artemis came out.

" Wow, what a respctiful man. Come inside my tent."

then she wiggled her eyebrows." And then come inside the tent again."

Percy sighed." It's always the virgins that are the kinky ones. Welp, im not gettin ny puss standing around here. IM GETTIN FUCKIN LAID BITCHES!"

yay, that shitty story is done. wonderful, now i can go about my buisness throught the next week with completley normal stuff. also, i really like the edgy percy, when it's well written. this was making fun of the basic stuff, and singing praises to the Guardian of the Hunt/Army of Chaos stories that are acctually good and original. Hope you enjoyed it, and remember to be the best bagel you can be, and as always...

See You On The Flip-Side~Nick Write