Okay, so I've been feeling kind of blue lately so I thought I would write some humor pieces to try and cheer me up. I hope they make you laugh, too. Enjoy.
Ahsoka Tano - Brown Pants
At a cantina. Ahsoka Tano, former Jedi, is sitting at the bar nursing a drink. She is dressed in a red vest, brown/tan pants and dark boots. Tano is joined by Asajj Ventress. They are both drinking to mourn the premature end of Star Wars: The Clone Wars.
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AHSOKA: You, too, huh?
VENTRESS: Yes. And I hate it. I had a big storyline that featured me and Quinlan Vos. Now it's just collecting dust on book shelves as a novel.
AHSOKA: At least you got a novel. I was going to be featured in an underworld story arc that will never be seen or read by anyone. I even filmed a scene where I did some pretty harrowing wire fu stunts on a malfunctioning speeder while being dangled over one of those deep shafts on Coruscant. Scared the life out of me, too.
VENTRESS: Well, at least you made the right fashion choice with those brown pants.
AHSOKA: Yeah, thanks. Now that I'm not a Jedi anymore I switched to… HEY!
If you do a YouTube search you'll find some animatics (some with voice overs) of the aborted Ahsoka Tano story arc after she left the Jedi Order (she wears the costume described in this fanfic parody) and the aborted arc with Ventress and Quinlan Vos. Check it out.
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