Albus Dumbledore: Partying with Voldemort at my office!
Minerva McGonagall: Professor! Are you alright?
Albus Dumbledore: Never been better! Voldy knows his dance moves!
You-Know-Who: Go Dumbledore! Whoooooo!
Ron Weasley: Uh... Hermione?
Hermione Granger: Where's Harry?
Luna Lovegood: It's Luna!
Ron Weasley: OH MY GOD WHERE'S HARRY?
Hermione Granger: Is it possible that You-Know-Who has killed Harry and then placed Dumbledore under the Imperius curse?
Ron Weasley: Hermione, you hurt my brain.
Draco Malfoy: What? Potter's dead? AND I DIDN'T GET TO SEE IT?
Ron Weasley: Malfoy, we're busy. Go take your idiocy somewhere else.
Draco Malfoy: Lord, am I allowed to use Avada Kedavra on him? Please?
Ron Weasley: No.
Draco Malfoy: I wasn't talking to you.
Severus Snape: Dumbledore.
You-Know-Who: HE'S BUSY! We're trying to see how many lemon drops he can fit in his mouth!
Hermione Granger: I'm sorry? Did you say Professor Dumbledore was stuffing lemon dro-
You-Know-Who: Yes, yes you Mudblood. I thought you were supposed to be smart.
Ron Weasley: GUYS WHERE IS HARRY?
You-Know-Who: Can't you see we're in the middle of a discussion? Gosh, blood-traitor, learn some manners!
Ron Weasley: I...
Severus Snape: DUMBLEDORE.
Albus Dumbledore: MMPH
Severus Snape: We're on Facebook, Professor. You can't have you mouth full on Facebook.
Albus Dumbledore: Challenge accepted!
Albus Dumbledore: Done.
Ron Weasley: Er, what's been done?
Albus Dumbledore: I blocked that half-blooded idiot Snape!
Ron Weasley: And you didn't block You-Know-Who. Remind me why you two are partying again?
Albus Dumbledore: Why, Voldy here just killed blubbering Potter! We're celebrating!
Hermione Granger: But you love Harry! You're on our side!
Draco Malfoy: I love you.
Hermione Granger: What?
Draco Malfoy: Haha, I deleted the comment!
Hermione Granger: I still saw it.
Draco Malfoy: ... I was talking to The Dark Lord. Obvi, Granger.
You-Know-Who: Dude. Draco. You know I technically only have one-eighth of a soul, right? So, yeah, no, we can't love each other.
Draco Malfoy: NOOOOOOOOO.
Ron Weasley: The water in the dorm fountain sucks!
Neville Longbottom: There's no water fountain...
Ron Weasley: What are you saying?!
Neville Longbottom: That there's no water fountain?
Luna Lovegood: Oh, Neville, you're so smart.
Ginny Weasley: Oh my god where's Harry. He can't be dead.
Ron Weasley: THANK YOU. Finally someone who understands priorities.
Ginny Weasley: Just so you know, the girls left a little fountain of love potion in your room, since it's February and all, so, uh, good luck Ron.
Ron Weasley: Those bitc-
Minerva McGonagall: Fifteen points off for language, Weasley.
Ron Weasley: I didn't even say anything? I cut it off!
You-Know-Who: Twenty points for defiance.
Ron Weasley: That's not- hey you aren't even a teacher here!
Albus Dumbledore: While you guys were arguing, I buried Harry Potter! Now I don't have to die!
Hermione Granger: Er, Professor, how did you even know you're going to die?
Snapealicious: I was going to kill him in the sixth year. We have this all planned out.
Ron Weasley: Uh, what's up with your name?
Snapealicious: All variations of my name were blocked.
You-Know-Who: I'm afraid, Severus, I'll have to kill you for this offense.
Snapealicious: What offense?
You-Know-Who: Your username... It's makes my barely-human body shudder and want to kick a lamp. Please, just go.
Minerva McGonagall: You tell him, Voldemort!
Albus Dumbledore: I've blocked Snape on his new account too, no worries.
You-Know-Who: Thank god. I couldn't stand reading all of his comments in his boring, droning monotone for much longer.
Harry Potter: I am your most faithful servant, my Lord!
Ron Weasley: What?!
Hermione Granger: This is really confusing.
Albus Dumbledore: Dang! He came back? But as Harry Potter?
Luna Lovegood: Nargles. They're everywhere.
Neville Longbottom: You're so creative.
Ginny Weasley: Harry?
Lavender Brown: Styles?!
Ginny Weasley: Oh, my god. Lavender. Get a grip!
Albus Dumbledore: So Harry is a reincarnation of Snape, but is taught by himself, who may or may not be a reincarnation of Harry Potter. SNAPECEPTION.
Hermione Granger: Pardon?
Ron Weasley: Come on, that made perfect sense!
Luna Lovegood: Yes, Hermione, come on.
Neville Longbottom: It made sense to me.
Draco Malfoy: I can't believe you don't get it.
Harry Potter: Twenty points from Ron, Neville, Luna and Draco for bullying the Mudblood!
Minerva McGonagall: Severus!
Ginny Weasley: It pains me to do so, but I've just blocked Harry Potter.
You-Know-Who: Huzzah!
Ron Weasley: Huzzah?
You-Know-Who: HUZZAH!
Albus Dumbledore: Hermione, I think after my party, you should come see me. We should sort out your understanding and have you watch Inception.
Ron Weasley: Oh, Luna! I LOVE YOU.
Ginny Weasley: Oh, boy. So that's who they put in.
Luna Lovegood: Um...
Neville Longbottom: DONT YOU DARE TRY TO TAKE MY GIRL! YOU ****************************!
Minerva McGonagall: Longbottom!
Albus Dumbledore: And you're all getting blocked.
Fifteen minutes after
Albus Dumbledore: Well done, Harry. Well done.
You-Know-Who: What can I say?
Albus Dumbledore: I didn't know so much drama was at Hogwarts! I'm going to snoop around now. Just like I stalk you and your friends around so I can save you when you need it!
You-Know-Who: You're the man, Dumbles.
Albus Dumbledore: I'd say that was mischief well done.
You-Know-Who: I'd say that was mischief managed.
A/N: Just in case you weren't sure: Harry is You-Know-Who. XD
I hope you liked it! Lemme know :)
~FF