HAI GUYS! I just made a new story! I hope it's good. I like writing short stories because it lets the creative juices run free. It makes me feel like I'm embodying Edgar Allan Poe. He's such a God. Please enjoy! R AND R OR ELSE

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Dragonball Z or Harry Potter or the Scorpions or Rose Tattoo or their songs that are mentioned in this chapter.

Chichi: HELL RIGHT THAT'S RIGHT! *banishes frying pan menacingly*

Chapter 1

New Stories

"Harry Potter report to the Principal's office please." Spoke the Intercom.

"Wow Harry you'll never will be able to stay out of the principal's office will ya?" Joked Chichi.

"Hahaha Bulma real funny." Said Harry jokingly. As he ran to the principal's office remembering that Headmaster King Kai wasn't real forgiving. But the main thing that Harry was asked to do was show around new kids and things. What are those things? The world may never know.

"Things will always be the same, a new kid." thought Harry with a smile on his face as he entered the room.

"You called Headmaster King Kai?"

"Firstly call me King King Kai and second this is the two new kids, Goku and Raditz. I want you to show them around the Ki High School."

"Ok I'll show them around. Have a good day King King Kai." said Harry and he, Goku, and Raditz left.

After Harry shown Goku and Raditz around and their lockers. He took them to see Chichi, his best friend and the girl he has a big crush on.

"Goku, Raditz this is Chichi. Chichi this is Goku and Raditz."

"Nice to meet you Goku and Raditz." Said Chichi with a smile as she held out her hand. Goku shook it but Raditz didn't.

"Oh ya I forgot to tell you, i can't shake your hand. Nice boys don't play rock n' roll and I'm not a nice boy and I never WAS." said Raditz as Chichi and Harry looked at her." But I'll nod in your direction." He nodded.

"And I'm THE Super Saiyan." Goku said

"Wow well anyway I got to go. See you Chichi Raditz and Goku Later." And with that Harry disappeared.

"Um Chichi." Said Goku

"yes Goku what do you need?"

"I know we just met but do you want to go on a date with me?"

"Um sure but don't let harry know. He's a wizard." Chichi spoke with a matter of fact voice.

"Wait you two are dating then I can't, my beliefs." Murmured Goku sadly.

"No, no we aren't. But he thinks we are."

"Ok say around Friday 8:00?"

"Sure, but I will have to tell Vegeta, my best guy friend or something, otherwise he'll murder me."

"K bye" said Goku and he sped off. Little did Chichi or Goku knew but Harry was listening in with Raditz with Extendable Ears.

"Ooo looks like Human Girl and Kakarot are going on a date." Laughed Raditz

"The next time I see that Goku, I'm gonna show him a bit of my magic." Threaten Harry.

DID YOU LIKE MY STORY?! I WORKED AO HARD ON IT! Please R & R! No Flames or else Axel and Axl will beat you up and feed you to the kraken. iiii]; )'