Aragorn the Croc Hunter
Summary: Aragorn's television show. 'Tis just like the Crocodile Hunter, 'cept he doesn't hunt for Crocs.
Episode 1: "Hunting for the ferocious Gollum/Smeagol"
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A/N Yep, I typed this first episode in computers. Where else? -_- It's highly boring in here, but thankfully iy is my last day. We just had finals. YAY!
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Our setting to begin with is a large clump of trees right in front of the mouth of a large cave. Aragorn fights his way out of the bushes; he is wearing khaki shorts, matching shirt, and boots, like Steve Irwin.
"Hello!" he calls. "This morning, I'm after Gollum. Elrond gave me the job of tracking him and tagging him so we can keep track of the little bugger."
Aragorn steps inside of the cave. "Right, the bugger's home is right here, down this slope and in that lake."
Aragorn takes a few steps, slips, and then rolls all the way down the highly steep slope and lands with a loud splash! In the lake.
"Or, you can always do that."
Reaching into his pockets, Aragorn pulls out a fish trap, The One Ring, a purple tag that reads 'Goll/Sme 371', and a Diet Dr. Pepper. He sets up the trap and baits it with The Ring. After tossing it into the water, he settles down on the shore of the lake and drinks the Dr. Pepper.
~~~A FEW HOURS LATER~~~
Aragorn is awaken by a loud splashing sound and shrieks of, "My preciousssss..It came back!"
"Got ya!" Aragorn yells happily.
He picks up the trap and stares in at Gollum. "Hi." He says, reaching into his pocket, and pulls out the tag.
Gollum, instead of watching him, notices Aragorn's fingers in the trap. He rears back, bares his teeth, and takes a big bite.
"OW!" Aragorn drops the cage in surprise.
The cage itself springs open, and out runs Gollum, carrying The One Ring with him and laughing madly.
"Little bugger bit me!" Aragorn yells, chasing after him.
The wind up chasing each other through many, many tunnels. Think of it sort of like a Scooby-Doo chase scene.
They run round the lake, in the Great Goblin's chamber, in tunnels, through the Shire, to Rivendell, and then over to Mirkwood. Aragorn called out to people he knew in places he knew.
"COME BACK HERE!" Aragorn calls to Gollum. "Elrond will have my head if you don't!"
Gollum keeps on running.
"I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING SHINY!"
Gollum stops. Obediently, he walks over to Aragorn, who swiftly takes the tag and pins it on Gollum's ear.
Gollum runs away yelling. "MY PRECIOUSSS.IT BURNS!"
Aragorn rubs his hands together and leaves.
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'Tune in later and Aragorn will be hunting and tagging new foes, such as Dwarves, Hobbits, and one extremely large spider.'
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A/n Heh. -_- What can I say, other than I get bored easy?
Summary: Aragorn's television show. 'Tis just like the Crocodile Hunter, 'cept he doesn't hunt for Crocs.
Episode 1: "Hunting for the ferocious Gollum/Smeagol"
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A/N Yep, I typed this first episode in computers. Where else? -_- It's highly boring in here, but thankfully iy is my last day. We just had finals. YAY!
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Our setting to begin with is a large clump of trees right in front of the mouth of a large cave. Aragorn fights his way out of the bushes; he is wearing khaki shorts, matching shirt, and boots, like Steve Irwin.
"Hello!" he calls. "This morning, I'm after Gollum. Elrond gave me the job of tracking him and tagging him so we can keep track of the little bugger."
Aragorn steps inside of the cave. "Right, the bugger's home is right here, down this slope and in that lake."
Aragorn takes a few steps, slips, and then rolls all the way down the highly steep slope and lands with a loud splash! In the lake.
"Or, you can always do that."
Reaching into his pockets, Aragorn pulls out a fish trap, The One Ring, a purple tag that reads 'Goll/Sme 371', and a Diet Dr. Pepper. He sets up the trap and baits it with The Ring. After tossing it into the water, he settles down on the shore of the lake and drinks the Dr. Pepper.
~~~A FEW HOURS LATER~~~
Aragorn is awaken by a loud splashing sound and shrieks of, "My preciousssss..It came back!"
"Got ya!" Aragorn yells happily.
He picks up the trap and stares in at Gollum. "Hi." He says, reaching into his pocket, and pulls out the tag.
Gollum, instead of watching him, notices Aragorn's fingers in the trap. He rears back, bares his teeth, and takes a big bite.
"OW!" Aragorn drops the cage in surprise.
The cage itself springs open, and out runs Gollum, carrying The One Ring with him and laughing madly.
"Little bugger bit me!" Aragorn yells, chasing after him.
The wind up chasing each other through many, many tunnels. Think of it sort of like a Scooby-Doo chase scene.
They run round the lake, in the Great Goblin's chamber, in tunnels, through the Shire, to Rivendell, and then over to Mirkwood. Aragorn called out to people he knew in places he knew.
"COME BACK HERE!" Aragorn calls to Gollum. "Elrond will have my head if you don't!"
Gollum keeps on running.
"I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING SHINY!"
Gollum stops. Obediently, he walks over to Aragorn, who swiftly takes the tag and pins it on Gollum's ear.
Gollum runs away yelling. "MY PRECIOUSSS.IT BURNS!"
Aragorn rubs his hands together and leaves.
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'Tune in later and Aragorn will be hunting and tagging new foes, such as Dwarves, Hobbits, and one extremely large spider.'
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A/n Heh. -_- What can I say, other than I get bored easy?