Iris stumbled out of their house and met the world with a rotten glare. Today was not going to be a good day for this edgelord. The sky reeked of purple and the streets of blood. Edgy's nose crinkled with the exposure to Limbo's air, presenting their displeasure for all to see while citizens lol silently.

President Ronald Reagan knew Dave (the love of their life uwu) would be on edge. They were gonna go on a mission today to stop Ellycia from destroying Gotham. She never appreciated Gehenna because of its dark nature, untold conspiracies, and disgusting mustard. Ronald Reagan always believed the mustard in Gotham was not too shabby, but the Queen had a giant thorn in her butt-tube.

Iris galloped their way to the border of Gehenna.

"You look like a horse!" Suzan, the biggest bich on the block, hollered from afar.

"Well, call me Mimi and slap me silly!" the dumbass rawred back at her again with the white vans. Iris was an avid fan of YouTube™️ and Damn Daniel™️. They first watched it with Evad on their couch. An enormous, rainbow zebra-colored couch was present as they engaged in the worst possible meme.

"Wow, this video is z0mg cray-cray!" Dave would scream at the 12 incher of fun™️. No, not his penis! The TV. "We're even watching this on a rainbow couch. Your name means colors of the rainbow, is this truu?"

President Reagan nodded their head gently.

"Den this couch is made for chu."

Anyways, Iris made it to Knife McKnife's shop. Their heels clicked in excitement as they busted inside the front door.

"Shut the front door! No, srsly, shut dat door, bab." Bitchboi called from his room. "I'm in the nekky, plz don't come into my room!"

Edgelord was tempted to take a peek. Their breasts enlarged by two sizes at the thought of Dave's front-tube. Their face was dyed red in response to the Sin™️ culminating in their being. They attempted to fan their face to mask the embarrassment, but it proved useless.

McKnife quite literally bounced outside of his sleeping quarters. He wore his butcher's uniform as usual, but with an added spritz of Justin Bieber's Girlfriend™️. How did he know that was Iris's favorite scent? Oh noez, can he haz courting methods? Nobody was prepared for this, a blanket of fear presented itself in the general vicinity. Edgy couldn't help but writhe in their loose sack of flesh. Dave caught sight of this and approached his wuvver. Iris gawked at the 6'3" Motherfucker as he came closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer

"Wat is wrong, m'wuv?" he asked as his tailie twitched.

"My… my favorite scent! How did you know? And why?"

"Today is gonna be vewy dangewous! I need to make sure today will be something to remember." Evad stated, his ears twatched in unison.

Wily Wacky Williams grinned in delight as their lover expressed his true beast within. "I fucking love furries!"

A pause. Would this finally be when Wams could expose their true feelings? The beast was already prompt, what was stopping them from confessing? Wams took a moment to themselves, ignoring the luscious figure of Evad's. Their thoughts soon intertwined with that of smut, they knew their next line.

"Dave, I want you to pounce on my titties!"