Fairy Tail: Direct TV II
This time, Erza's going to realize the importance of upgrading to DirectTV. At least one of you was looking forward to that, am I right?
When you need to wait all eternity for the cableman to arrive, you spend a lot of time on the couch.
"What's taking him so long." thought Erza as she lied down on her couch.
When you spend a lot of time on the couch, your teammates start to think you're a coach potato.
"Hey, Erza! What are you lying on the couch for? Don't you want to go out and do something fun?" inquired Lucy.
"Yeah? Why don't you go do a mission for Fairy Tail?" inquired Natsu.
When your teammates think you're a coach potato, you decide to go out and do something for a change.
"Maybe the cableman will be here after I go out and do something fun..." thought Erza as she stepped off the couch.
When you decide to go out and do something for a change, you decide to undertake a mission for Fairy Tail.
"Let's see now...this mission looks good." said Erza as she read a piece of paper detailing her mission.
When you decide to undertake a mission for Fairy Tail, you wind up having to slay a dragon.
"Aren't you a feisty little beast?" inquired Erza as she used her shield to protect herself from the dragon's flames.
When you wind up having to slay a dragon, you stick your sword into its stomach.
"This'll teach you to eat all the maidens in Fiore." said Erza as she stuck her sword inside the dragon.
When you stick a sword into a dragon's stomach, it winds up dead.
The dragon promptly fell to the floor. It was dead as a doornail.
"Looks like a job well done." thought Erza.
When the dragon winds up dead, you end up becoming a dragonslayer.
"I feel so awesome..." thought the knight to herself.
When you end up becoming a dragonslayer, you decide to boast about it to your friends.
"Hey everyone! I just slew a dragon!" exclaimed the knight in shining armor.
When you decide to boast about being a dragonslayer to your friends, they start to get jealous of you.
"I wish I were a dragonslayer..." murmured Lucy.
"Yeah, me too." agreed Natsu.
When they start to get jealous of you...they want to steal from you.
"Let's go get her armor so that we can slay a dragon too!" exclaimed Lucy.
"Yeah!" nodded Natsu.
When they want to steal from you, you end up being mugged.
Lucy and Natsu both hit Erza on the head with a shovel.
"Look at the pretty stars..." thought Erza as she collapsed to the ground.
When you end up being mugged, you wake up in a roadside ditch wearing nothing but your underwear...
"Ugh...my head..." thought Erza when she woke up.
Immediately, she noticed that she was in a roadside ditch...and she was wearing nothing but her sarashi and her fundoshi...
"Funny, I actually like sleeping in this roadside ditch...and I actually like being dressed like this...I feel so free..." murmured Erza to herself.
"But you know what? I'm going to upgrade to DirectTV anyway...simply because I'm sick of waiting for the cableman to show up...just right after my nap." said the knight.
Don't wake up in a roadside ditch wearing nothing but your underwear. Upgrade to DirectTV today.
"Zzz...upgrade to DirectTV...zzz..." said Erza as she slept in the roadside ditch in her undies.
Well, now Erza knows why you should always upgrade to DirectTV...though she ultimately did enjoy the results. Heh heh heh.
So, is there anyone else that should star in a DirectTV commercial? Natsu? Gray? So many possibilities...