Hyper Hogwartians
Starring & Written By: Melony and Mandy
Disclaimer: We are two girls with mild forms of ADHD, not JK Rowling, MMkaw?
Guest Stars: Hermione, Snape, and Dumbledore!
Episode One: The Madness is Given Air Time!
*the cameras zoom in on Melony and Mandy*
Melony: *is wearing jeans and a shirt that has a picture of Legolas and the words 'Queer as Folk' on it*
Mandy: *is wearing pink, of course, and smiling hyperly*
Melony: Hello, and welcome to the first episode of Hyper Hogwartians Mandy: *steps in* Starring ME and Melony!
Melony: The oh pink one would be Mandy of Ravenclaw, and I'm Melony of Gryyfindor
Mandy: PINK IS THE BEST COLOR OF ALL! BLACK IS ICKY!
Melony: I would like to start off by thanking Dumbledore, who has been kind enough to give us the air space on Hogwart's station
Mandy:YEAH! GO DUMBLEDORRY! IS YA BIRTHD- *sees Melony is mad* never mind ... And uh, thank you Professor McGonagall for producing it! *goes all hyper* WOOHOO!
Melony: Okay, and don't forget, we are on every night at 9:00 after Doctor Snape's Solutions
Mandy: *face squishes at mention of Snape* He's icky! HE NEVER WEARS PINK
Melony: *Looks at Mandy blankly* okay, well our first ever guest is Hermione Granger, who has set a record for the highest ever OWLs and NEWTs, originally set by Dumbledore himself!
Melony: *waits for Mandy to take her cue for announcing Hermes*
Mandy: oh, meh, here's hermione grunger
Melony: GRANGER!
Mandy: PINK
Melony: BLUE!
Mandy: *pokes Melony* PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK ROCKS AND RULES THE WORRRRRRLLLLLDDDDD!!!!
Melony: WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON TERRY BOOT! *gasps dramatically and claps her hands to her mouth*
Mandy: *glares, blushes, and turns to look at camera* I believe we were introducing HERMIONE GRUNGER
Melony: Oh god, I'm SO sorry!
Mandy: *throws pink pillow at Melony's face and watches it hit*
Melony: *forgets being sorry, giggles as the pillow hits her face, and throws a blue one*
Mandy: PILLOW FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! *throws three at a time, realises she ran out, and resorts to throwing the blue one back*
Melony: *throws all of her pillows back*
Hermione: Should I come out now? *walks onto stage and gets hit by oncoming pillow* AAAHHHHH! *tries to get it unstuck from hair*
Melony: Oh boy...
Hermione: MELONY!
Melony: Eep...
Melony: *hehehe* Please, sit down *smiles nervously*
Hermione: *storms over to Melony* GET HER MYRTLE! *Myrtle's ghost comes out*
Myrtle: Huh...?
Melony: AAHH! *runs around studio frantically, running into camera B*
Myrtle: *flies over to Melony* YOU DIIIIIEEE! *tries to hurt but realizes she can't hold on to anything and flies back to her bathroom, crying*
Melony: *gets up and dusts herself off, sitting down in her chair*
Mandy: So....back to the subject..PIIIIIIIINK
Melony: *stares* Anyway, so Hermione, is it true you're dating a certain scarred boaster?
Mandy: PINK
Melony: WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT PINK!
Mandy: *sings under breath* pi-nk, pi-nk, pi-nk, pi-nk
Melony: Oi, Peeves!
Mandy: *looks up nervously*
Melony: What, Minera? Oh, fine, Peeves, stay where you are!
Hermione: *stares at Mandy oddly* *then stares back to Melony* NO! Why would I like him when there's Ro- I mean, never mind.
Melony: RON? You're dating...RON?
Hermione: NO! Uh..um...Rock Cakes...?
Melony:*falls on the floor in hysterics*
Snape: *stamps out furiously* WHAT? YOU LITTLE WENCH LIAR! WHAT ABOUT US! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! Hermione, I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!
Hermione: Oh, but Sevvie!
Snape: DON'T SEVVIE ME, HERMIEKINS!
Uh, our second guest, Severus...
Hermione: PLEASE FORGIVE ME!! PLEEEEAAASSEEE! He means nothing!
Mandy: *Sneaks up behind Snape and places pink wreath of flowers on his head*
Snape: WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST LYING ABOUT US, BUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY- *notices the wreath. Turns around, and starts chasing Mandy around the studio*
Mandy: *RUNS* AAAAAHHHHH! I THOUGHT YOU LIKED PINK! IT'S ALL THE RAGE IN...UH..WHERE THE GREASY HAIRED PEOPLE LIVE?
Melony: Minerva, how much time do we have left? Alot? Okay.
Snape: MY HAIR IS NOT GREASY! IT JUST HAS AN ABNORMAL SHINE!
Hermione: Oh...SEEEVVVIIIIEEEE! *runs after Snape*
Mandy: *runs more* *coughLIARcough*
Snape: *stops, turns around, and picks up Hermione like a groom picks up a bride, and skips out of the studio, but not before saying* 300 POINTS FROM RAVENCLAW!
Mandy: 300 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN! *pulls Mandy costume off and reveals Dumbledore*
Melony: Please say that Dumbledore is really Mandy in a costume!
Dumbledore: I'll..just..be..leaving now.... You might want to open the broomcloset for Mandy... *shifty eyes* *runs from Azkaban dementors who are chasing him*
Melony: *opens broomcloset, where Mandy is, suffocating on broom wax*
Mandy: HELP MEEEEEEE! DUMBLEDORE IS EEEEVIL I TELL YOU, EEVIL!
Melony: It's okay Mandy...it's okay...
Mandy: EEEEEEEVVVVVVIIII- *chokes on broom wax*
Melony: *helps Mandy to her chair*
Mandy: *faints* p--i--n--k
Melony: *rolls eyes* What Minerva? We're outta time? Okay, well, Today was fun! I'm Melony, and the pink tub of pink is Mandy, and we'll see you next time!
Starring & Written By: Melony and Mandy
Disclaimer: We are two girls with mild forms of ADHD, not JK Rowling, MMkaw?
Guest Stars: Hermione, Snape, and Dumbledore!
Episode One: The Madness is Given Air Time!
*the cameras zoom in on Melony and Mandy*
Melony: *is wearing jeans and a shirt that has a picture of Legolas and the words 'Queer as Folk' on it*
Mandy: *is wearing pink, of course, and smiling hyperly*
Melony: Hello, and welcome to the first episode of Hyper Hogwartians Mandy: *steps in* Starring ME and Melony!
Melony: The oh pink one would be Mandy of Ravenclaw, and I'm Melony of Gryyfindor
Mandy: PINK IS THE BEST COLOR OF ALL! BLACK IS ICKY!
Melony: I would like to start off by thanking Dumbledore, who has been kind enough to give us the air space on Hogwart's station
Mandy:YEAH! GO DUMBLEDORRY! IS YA BIRTHD- *sees Melony is mad* never mind ... And uh, thank you Professor McGonagall for producing it! *goes all hyper* WOOHOO!
Melony: Okay, and don't forget, we are on every night at 9:00 after Doctor Snape's Solutions
Mandy: *face squishes at mention of Snape* He's icky! HE NEVER WEARS PINK
Melony: *Looks at Mandy blankly* okay, well our first ever guest is Hermione Granger, who has set a record for the highest ever OWLs and NEWTs, originally set by Dumbledore himself!
Melony: *waits for Mandy to take her cue for announcing Hermes*
Mandy: oh, meh, here's hermione grunger
Melony: GRANGER!
Mandy: PINK
Melony: BLUE!
Mandy: *pokes Melony* PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK ROCKS AND RULES THE WORRRRRRLLLLLDDDDD!!!!
Melony: WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON TERRY BOOT! *gasps dramatically and claps her hands to her mouth*
Mandy: *glares, blushes, and turns to look at camera* I believe we were introducing HERMIONE GRUNGER
Melony: Oh god, I'm SO sorry!
Mandy: *throws pink pillow at Melony's face and watches it hit*
Melony: *forgets being sorry, giggles as the pillow hits her face, and throws a blue one*
Mandy: PILLOW FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! *throws three at a time, realises she ran out, and resorts to throwing the blue one back*
Melony: *throws all of her pillows back*
Hermione: Should I come out now? *walks onto stage and gets hit by oncoming pillow* AAAHHHHH! *tries to get it unstuck from hair*
Melony: Oh boy...
Hermione: MELONY!
Melony: Eep...
Melony: *hehehe* Please, sit down *smiles nervously*
Hermione: *storms over to Melony* GET HER MYRTLE! *Myrtle's ghost comes out*
Myrtle: Huh...?
Melony: AAHH! *runs around studio frantically, running into camera B*
Myrtle: *flies over to Melony* YOU DIIIIIEEE! *tries to hurt but realizes she can't hold on to anything and flies back to her bathroom, crying*
Melony: *gets up and dusts herself off, sitting down in her chair*
Mandy: So....back to the subject..PIIIIIIIINK
Melony: *stares* Anyway, so Hermione, is it true you're dating a certain scarred boaster?
Mandy: PINK
Melony: WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT PINK!
Mandy: *sings under breath* pi-nk, pi-nk, pi-nk, pi-nk
Melony: Oi, Peeves!
Mandy: *looks up nervously*
Melony: What, Minera? Oh, fine, Peeves, stay where you are!
Hermione: *stares at Mandy oddly* *then stares back to Melony* NO! Why would I like him when there's Ro- I mean, never mind.
Melony: RON? You're dating...RON?
Hermione: NO! Uh..um...Rock Cakes...?
Melony:*falls on the floor in hysterics*
Snape: *stamps out furiously* WHAT? YOU LITTLE WENCH LIAR! WHAT ABOUT US! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! Hermione, I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!
Hermione: Oh, but Sevvie!
Snape: DON'T SEVVIE ME, HERMIEKINS!
Uh, our second guest, Severus...
Hermione: PLEASE FORGIVE ME!! PLEEEEAAASSEEE! He means nothing!
Mandy: *Sneaks up behind Snape and places pink wreath of flowers on his head*
Snape: WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST LYING ABOUT US, BUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY- *notices the wreath. Turns around, and starts chasing Mandy around the studio*
Mandy: *RUNS* AAAAAHHHHH! I THOUGHT YOU LIKED PINK! IT'S ALL THE RAGE IN...UH..WHERE THE GREASY HAIRED PEOPLE LIVE?
Melony: Minerva, how much time do we have left? Alot? Okay.
Snape: MY HAIR IS NOT GREASY! IT JUST HAS AN ABNORMAL SHINE!
Hermione: Oh...SEEEVVVIIIIEEEE! *runs after Snape*
Mandy: *runs more* *coughLIARcough*
Snape: *stops, turns around, and picks up Hermione like a groom picks up a bride, and skips out of the studio, but not before saying* 300 POINTS FROM RAVENCLAW!
Mandy: 300 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN! *pulls Mandy costume off and reveals Dumbledore*
Melony: Please say that Dumbledore is really Mandy in a costume!
Dumbledore: I'll..just..be..leaving now.... You might want to open the broomcloset for Mandy... *shifty eyes* *runs from Azkaban dementors who are chasing him*
Melony: *opens broomcloset, where Mandy is, suffocating on broom wax*
Mandy: HELP MEEEEEEE! DUMBLEDORE IS EEEEVIL I TELL YOU, EEVIL!
Melony: It's okay Mandy...it's okay...
Mandy: EEEEEEEVVVVVVIIII- *chokes on broom wax*
Melony: *helps Mandy to her chair*
Mandy: *faints* p--i--n--k
Melony: *rolls eyes* What Minerva? We're outta time? Okay, well, Today was fun! I'm Melony, and the pink tub of pink is Mandy, and we'll see you next time!