Jesus is back in town feat sonic the hedgehog!

by SONICZHERh0m0sexual

Jesus comes back from the dead yet again and he needs to unite with sonic the hedgehog to destroy the evil forces of satan. Armed with a mechanical scythe that is also a katana he sucks off sonic and fights the evil satan. Along the way they make great friends and they learn the powers of friendship.

Jesus is back in town feat. Sonic the hedgehog!

soo NCE u po n a itme it was kinda after the christ time but u know since jesus is coming back its kinda…. yeah MOVING ON

so soNIC TH ED HEDGEHOG I SA A YOUNG DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE SONIC THE FAMILY

he is Wwalkinggg (dead ok not dead we don't wanna get sued)he is walking I nd DA PARKKKXXZS and he fin uh hh h a shining light diamond ring emerald super cool beacon (not the beacon acadaemy my meme from rwby rwy suckd) But suddenly something UNEXPECTETED HAPPENS

IT WAS JESUS HIMSELF

THE SAVIOR OF OUR PEOPLE (idk about osnicsdf people but lettuce go with it) jesus came down (funny esex jokes aaskej always) (please call me my number is 1666666666666endmylifemyparentisforcingmetowritethisfanfichelp666666666666saveme66666please6666 😉)

anyway Back to jesus

jesus came down to sonic and uuh said uhhh said as he grabbed his hand

'' n o taim to exploit weeeed to gotta go fast ''

then sonic asked why and jesus said no and sonic said ok and jesus said ok and then sonic said ok and they went faaastt woahhss

then sonic was tasked to umm protect jesus from the cyborg alien ninja evil satans (satan had replicadteeds himself . don't question it ti will be exploid later)

so then jesus fell in love with sonic bc SONIC was his favorite creation (I think we all can relate to this part 😊) so when they were fighting satan monsters

anti-knuckles showed up and he was unBEATABLEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Translators note: I know it's kinda ooc bc sonic is the best but you know we need to have a plot guys)

so then uh sonic uh started attacking anti-knuckles and then he punched sonic in the face and the he punched sonicsss in the face(book) but then11! jesus came and gave sonic a great ultimate amazing angel super cool best OP blowbob ob o jobbb and sonic became The ultimate angel (THAT'S like,,, even better than the Michael angel or whoever the fuck he is idk bible stuff guys help) so then

sonic became muirder machine and killed ALL THES SANTAS AND THEN JESUS hit anti knuvkles in the face nad gave him an antiblowjo b which made antiknuckles destroy himself (I cried while writing this this is so sad even though anti-knuckles is a villainnnnnnn ((((()

BNUT THE EN antiknuckles and satan hooked up in the after life and they lived happily ever after

and then jesus and sonic bought a hotel ( noT A 2 STAR HOTEL BECAUSE JESUS IS A CLASSY MAN!)

and then jesus and sonic sucked each otters off till the end of time butthen jesus dies for sonics sins (not for anyone helsey, only for sonic 3)

But htne in the dank dark caves there was a hedgehog

named shadow.

NEXT TIME, shadow x Adam! 3

Note: Thank you for all the positive comments, I love you all 3333 you mean so much to me and you guys are the reason I write, thank you to my bf who always really licks my pussy out too, gotta respect that!

The Korean government is coming for us all.