Like this title and song hasn't been used before, lol. Anyway, enjoy my little luffies.
Disclamier: I think you get the point, but i own nadda. sob sob
She's Bittersweet, She Knocks Me Off of My Feet
"POTTER, FOR THE 500 THOUSANDTH TIMR, NO, I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU!"
Lily Evans's shriek filled the Great Hall, her cheeks reddening to a shade of crimson remarkably similar to that of her hair. A very startled James Potter stood up, his oh-so-smooth façade falling flat as he inched away from the furious female.
"Evans…calm down…"
"CALM DOWN! DON'T TELL ME TO BLOODY CALM DOWN, POTTER! YOU REFUSE TO TAKE YOUR OVERLY-INFLATED HEAD OUT OF THE CLOUDS TO REALIZE THAT I WILL NEVER BE ATTRACTED SO A SELF-CENTERED, ARROGANT PRICK LIKE YOU IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!"
With that, Lily let out an indignant hmph, picked up her books and charged out of the Great Hall, her red curls bouncing behind her.
James returned to the table where his friends Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew and Leila Philippa sat, eating their breakfast.
"Tough luck, mate," Sirius said, clapping James on the back.
"Yeah, no one would ever have predicted that Lily would turn you down. Again," Leila said, her amber eyes sparkling.
"You are this close to losing your spot on the Quidditch team, Lae."
"Oh, I'm so terrified that my all-powerful captain might unleash his Lily-induced wrath on me."
James rolled his hazel eyes as Remus turned to Leila.
"You're awful," Remus said with a soft smile.
"Can't you give him a break? I mean, come on, Lily turned him down. Again."
"Moony, if we gave Prongsie here a break every time Lilykins turned him down, we would never be able to speak to him again," Sirius chimed in before shoving a roll in his mouth. Leila let out a sigh, inching away from Sirius.
"Couldn't you at least try chewing when you eat?"
Sirius sent her a sideways glare.
"Moony's right, you should shut up."
James let his head drop to the wooden tabletop and covered his ears, trying to block out Leila and Sirius's insistent bickering. Something told him it was going to be a long day.
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