-In which, the kunoichi give their opinions about Team 7's reunion and take matters into their own hands. In simple words, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata are defending Sakura's undying love for Sasuke.
Yay! My 6th oneshot! In all, this is my 19th fanfic! This one is loosely based on the song 영원한사랑 (Yeongwonhan Sarang, Forever Love) by k-pop groups SeeYa, Davichi, & T-ara. I really don't know why I did this. It's just for fun, I guess. Well then . . . um . . . please enjoy!
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"It's horrible! It's so horrible that I could die!"
"Come on, Ino-chan… It can't . . . it can't be that bad!"
"Oh, yes, it can, Hinata!"
"You, too, Tenten-san?"
"Oh, come on, Hinata! You can't tell us that you aren't disappointed with the author! I mean, this! These chapters are a disgrace to Forehead!"
"Yeah, speak the truth, girl!"
"But . . . but . . . Masashi-san (author of Naruto) is trying his best… And . . ."
"And nothing, Hinata! This guy is just giving us kunoichi a bad name! Look here, the author made Sasuke try and kill Karin!"
"But . . . but, Ino-chan, you said that you didn't like her…"
"Yes, you're right in that Ino and me don't like her, Hinata, but she's a fellow kunoichi! We can't just sit back and watch this! And look here on this last page of chapter 482! Sakura's telling Sasuke she'd go with him and leave Konoha!"
"Oh, really? I think I missed that one…"
"Ino, you just read it too fast…"
"Well, wouldn't you be too if your best friend was almost killed?"
"Are . . . are you talking about Karin, Ino?"
"No, Hinata, I'm talking about in the later pages when Sasuke tries to kill Forehead! TWICE! TWICE, FOR GOD'S SAKE! First, with a sneak attack then with strangulation! I feel so bad for her… The author just hates Billboard Brow, I just know it… And it's all because of you, Hinata! Stealing the spotlight as heroine! Why, I oughta—"
"Ino, it's not Hinata's fault! This was probably the only this Masashi could think of!"
"Yeah, you're probably right, Tenten… But still . . . I wish he'd let Sakura at least finish killing off Karin! And just when I thought things were going good… You know, I had a heart attack reading this… I really thought Sasuke would take Sakura up on her offer… But NOO! He just had to be the one too focused on his stinkin' revenge to notice her undying love for him!"
"Um . . . Ino-chan, please don't cry… Naruto will get Sasuke back—"
"That's exactly why I'm crying! Why couldn't it have been Sakura to bring Sasuke back, huh? But NOO! It has to be Naruto who's going to fight Sasuke to the death! Why couldn't it have been Sakura? At the very least, she'd get a cool fighting scene before she dies!"
"Ino, is it just me or does it seem like you want Sakura to die?"
"Quiet, weapons-girl!"
"Please… Please stop fighting… I thought you called us here to discuss these manga chapters, Ino…"
"Oh, right, yes… But still! I can't believe how stupid the author is! It's like he wants his manga to become Yoai!"
"I know! He's an idiot!"
"He's so stupid!"
"Um . . . if you girls keep insulting him, he might not give you two more screen time…"
"Thanks for the heads-up, Hinata, but I'd rather take my time insulting him instead of appearing on this crazy show… Now, where were we? Oh, yes. Sakura still loves Sasuke! Why doesn't Masashi know that? She's his character, after all! Shouldn't he know what his characters want?"
"I know! Instead, he makes Sakura a crybaby! How could he?"
"And you know what else? He makes it look like Sasuke has an infinity for necks!"
"Um . . . what do you mean, Ino-chan?"
"Simple, Hinata. First, Sasuke was bitten by Orochimaru on the neck. Then, when Naruto and Sasuke were fighting in the Valley of Death, Naruto grabbed Sasuke by the neck—well, actually, he grabbed Sasuke by the collar, but that's still close to the neck. And then, in their first reunion in Shippuden, they have Sasuke wrap his arm around Naruto's neck. And now, they have Sasuke strangle Sakura! On the neck!"
"Gee, how and where do you think people get strangled?"
"I said, quiet, weapons-girl! I'm just afraid Sasuke might bite someone—hopefully, Sakura—a la vampire mode!"
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"What? Was it something I said?"
"Um . . . Ino-chan, you're really . . . um . . ."
"Where the Hell is your mind at, you pervert? Been reading too much Vampire Knight, huh?"
"Well, sorry! But I'm a sucker for vampire romances! Plus, that's how Orochimaru gave Sasuke the curse mark anyway…"
"Yes, but who says that Sasuke would do that to Sakura?"
"Because he's in need of a medic! Didn't you read the manga? And I doubt he'd go looking for Tsunade and Shizune! They want him dead too, you know."
"You know, she has a point there, Tenten-san…"
"Whatever! Let's just go back to discussing the manga chapters!"
"Good idea! Now, let's talk about this! Chapter 483, page 10! Sakura's the damsel in distress and is saved by not the knight in shining armor but the sensei who had neglected her so!"
"But . . . Ino-chan, how has Kakashi-sensei neglect Sakura-chan?"
"It's very simple, Hinata. Kakashi failed to teach Sakura, but he taught Naruto and Sasuke while Sakura had to go look for a teacher. Now that's just unfair."
"Yes, but her teacher turned out to be Tsunade-sama, one of the legendary Sanin!"
"Tsunade-sama this, Tsunade-sama that, is that all you can say, Bunbun girl?"
"Ino, why I oughta—"
"Going back to this page! As it says here, Kakashi was thinking, 'He meant to kill her' and says, 'You've fallen so low, Sasuke.' Now, that, I think means that Kakashi thought that Sasuke wouldn't kill Sakura because he has feelings for her!"
"Or! Or . . . it's because Sasuke had always been the one of Team 7 who had always protected her from danger!"
"Tenten-san has a point there…"
"What are you two? Anti-SasuSaku?"
"Ino…"
"If I think he has feelings for her then he does! YOU GOT THAT?"
"Yes, ma'am…"
"Great! Now, back to the discussion!"
Ino-chan sure can be scary at times…
Why am I being tortured? I'd rather be stuck with Lee and Gei-sensei during their morning jogs!
"Sasuke's gone mad! He's crazy!"
"Gee, and it took you so long to figure that out?"
"No, I mean, I never thought he had it in him to laugh like he did on page 13 of chapter 483! Just look at him! Plus, he wants his family back! That proves he belongs in the loony bin!"
"But . . . Ino-chan, didn't you say you wanted him to end up with Sakura-san?"
"Yes, I said that, Hinata, but we've got to face facts! Though Sakura loves him, we have to do what's best for her!"
"And that would be…?"
"To gather all the facts before we make an assumption! Now, look here… On pages 15 and 16, Kakashi is trying to get rid of Sakura by making her take care of that bitch Karin!"
"Hey, hey! No cursing here!"
"Fine… So anyway, Kakashi totally stole Sakura's spotlight! I mean, I was completely praying for a Sasuke vs. Sakura fight, but NOO! Kakashi just had to come! And look onto the next chapter! On pages 1 and 2 of chapter 484, Masashi makes that bitc—I mean, Karin sound so nice. But in reality, she's not! She's just there trying to steal Sakura's spotlight! And look on page 14, Masashi makes it look like Sakura was going to kill him! But NOO! She stops one inch—one stupid, stinkin' inch—away! Oh! How she could have nailed him! She should've punched him! What's wrong with her? She only loves him, she only looks at him, she only waits for him, but she can't kill him? That's just sad!"
"Hey, I thought you wanted them to be a couple! Now you want Sakura to kill Sasuke? You're a bit on and off here, you know!"
"It doesn't matter! I just hate seeing Forehead being unable to finish what she set out to do! It's like an old habit for her! They're meant to be! He finishes things through, and she doesn't! Don't you two see?"
No, we don't…
Maybe it's Ino who belongs in the looney bin.
"He has to open his eyes! She's, like, the only girl who'll stay by his side now! Even Karin won't now!"
"But . . . Ino-chan, even in their genin days, Sasuke probably only thought of Sakura-san as a friend…"
"Now that, Hinata—those are the saddest words in the world, that Sakura's only Sasuke's friend…"
"But it doesn't matter how long she stays behind him or how good she treats him, he won't ever love her!"
"Girl with the weapons! SHUT UP! Kishimoto Masashi only makes Sasuke like that! In the end, he'll see how much she loves him, and then their happily ever after will come!"
"Gee, Ino… You've really got your head high up in the clouds…"
"Yes, but . . . I think Sakura-san has it even worse… One day passes, one year passes, but she only keeps herself waiting in front of love… Even though she loves him, she can't say it… I feel so bad for her…"
"Yeah, at least, you got a confession scene in Shippuden, Hinata! Poor Billboard Brow got nothing!"
"But Ino…"
"No buts, Tenten! I bet Sasuke thinks of her that way too!"
"In what way?"
"In a way that says he loves her! Masashi shouldn't have made Naruto come into chapter 484! I wanted to see if Sasuke would really kill her! I doubt it, though! He looked as if he were hesitating!"
"Hesitating? I didn't see that…"
"I thought I told you to shut up, Tenten!"
"But still . . . Sakura-san is very sorrowful… Her love is a criminal… Even if he loves her, then how…?"
"We'll let the author decide that, but it doesn't matter how sorrowful Forehead is! It doesn't matter how much Sasuke makes her cry or how many scars he makes, it's going to be okay if he's with her! He's an idiot, he's so stupid, if he doesn't realize that! To say that Sakura is a fool of tears is true, but that's who she is, and that's why he loves her!"
"Um . . . Ino, I think you're going a bit too far with this…"
"I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP! Sakura can't love anyone else because she loves him!"
"Because she loves him, ha! That's only because he's the only one she knows of!"
"What about Naruto?"
"Ha! She's afraid to love him because he's so reckless and she doesn't want to hurt Hinata's feelings!"
Real . . . really? I didn't know I was making Sakura-san feel that way…
"Well, it doesn't matter! If Sasuke would just look back, just look back at her, she'll always be there! Standing behind him and backing him up!"
"Oh, really? Then why was she trying to kill him in chapters 483 and 484?"
"Because that's what she thought was the best thing for everyone! Oh! If they had a hugging scene, I would have just died right there and then!"
"Um . . . Ino…"
"Though he doesn't know her heart . . . just to be looking at him, she's happy!"
"Um . . . Ino…"
"She'll wait for him, she'll wait! Because she'll love him forever!"
"INO!"
"WHAT? Can't you see I'm—oh, hello, Forehead."
"Pig, what were you doing?"
"Oh, nothing much… I was just . . . um . . ."
"Are those manga volumes 51 and 52? What were you doing with those?"
"Well, I . . ."
"Ugh, never mind. I've got a mission to do, so we'll finish this conversation later."
"Okay, good luck, Forehead! Oh, and if you meet up with Sasuke, tell him that he's an idiot for not noticing how much you love him!"
"WHAT?"
"Oh, look at the time! You better get going!"
"Ino! What did you—"
"Whew! I thought she'd never leave!"
"Um . . . Ino, you do know that, sooner or later, she's going to come back from her mission and kill you for slamming the door on her, right?"
"Yeah, yeah, now back to the conversation! I say, we go talk to Masashi and force him to put in romance to his manga! Are you with me?"
"Well, I got nothing better to do."
"Um . . . well, if you insist…"
"Wait!"
"Hey, what are you doing here, bitch?"
"Well, first of all, I heard you guys were planning on getting Sasuke and Sakura together, and I wanted to help. And secondly, it's pointless to convince Masashi to put romance in his manga. He's probably just as thick-headed as his characters seem."
"Oh, yeah, Karin? And you think you got a better idea?"
"Yes. I say, we use pitch forks and torches."
"Ooh, girl, I like how your head works!"
"Hey, Hinata, I thought Ino didn't like Karin."
"[shrugs] Hey, all's fair in love and war and when match-making one of your friends up with an international criminal."
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Whew! It's done! So how do you guys like it so far? And should I turn this into a two-shot? If you do, please give some of your thoughts of how the second chapter should go, okay? Oh, and please review!