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I have started a newsletter or 'Askewsletter' as i call it (ha! and they say I need to be in the "Special" classes) What's that you say "Yooooooou who can't even wright a desent fic!?!?! Well let me ask you was Kevin Smith's 1st a big hit? Wait don't anwser that but anyway if you wana join send an e-mail. To Askewsletter@hotmail.com and now the fic....
"BRRRRRRRING" the Phone woke Dante up as usual. His alarm had been broken for a year, but apon taking the job at Quick Stop there was no need for one.
"It's....Randal" Dante said to no one. This was a little game he played with himself, every morning eather Randal or the Boss called him about 6:30 am. On days off-like today- it was usualy Randal. It always pissed Dante off that Randal couldn't seem to get up by 11 when he had to work, but on days off he was so fucking puncual.
"Hello?" Dante said his voice still horse from last night. Randal had taken him (forced him) to a concert some shitty metal band "Forked Tounge" or somthing.
"Hello." this was not Randal, it was a voice he remberd, it was-
"Veronica! Hi," Dante was suddenly awake. He and Veronica handen't spoken seince Randal had mis-informed her about the whole break up thing, well he had spoken she hadn't listened...
"Dante listen, BEEP!," Call waiting, Dante ignored it. "And I will not just BEEP!" SHIT he ignored it still. "Listen Dante I don't want to do this over the phone, so meet me in BEEP! Park, by the swings at eight ok?"
"AM or PM?"
"BEEP!-M ok? See ya there and don't forget to BEEP!" she hung up with that. Dante had no fucking idea what or ware thay were to meet.
MEANWHILE...
Jay and Silent Bob stood in their normal spots outside RST. When a black limo pulled up.
"YOU!" came a voice from inside.
"Me?" Jay said
"Yes or corse!" A man got out he had slick black hair and a suit.
"Can you sing?"
"What?" Jay was getting a bit pissed.
"Can. You. Sing."
"Not really, what the fuck does it matter to you?"
"Can you lip sinc?"
"....Yeah."
"Good enough! Have you ever thought of being in a boyband?"
"Me, be in one of those stupid fuck bands, like the "Backdoor" boys?"
"That's BackSTREET boysand no nothing like that. We're looking for a more...edgey like, like a cross between Ossy Osborne and...LFO."
"Who?"
"Just get in the car."
"I'll scream rape."
"They'll be a lot of girls...and money...and sex..."
"Dude now you're fucking speaking my lanuage!"
Jay got in the car and they drove off leaving Silent Bob in the dust.
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I have started a newsletter or 'Askewsletter' as i call it (ha! and they say I need to be in the "Special" classes) What's that you say "Yooooooou who can't even wright a desent fic!?!?! Well let me ask you was Kevin Smith's 1st a big hit? Wait don't anwser that but anyway if you wana join send an e-mail. To Askewsletter@hotmail.com and now the fic....
"BRRRRRRRING" the Phone woke Dante up as usual. His alarm had been broken for a year, but apon taking the job at Quick Stop there was no need for one.
"It's....Randal" Dante said to no one. This was a little game he played with himself, every morning eather Randal or the Boss called him about 6:30 am. On days off-like today- it was usualy Randal. It always pissed Dante off that Randal couldn't seem to get up by 11 when he had to work, but on days off he was so fucking puncual.
"Hello?" Dante said his voice still horse from last night. Randal had taken him (forced him) to a concert some shitty metal band "Forked Tounge" or somthing.
"Hello." this was not Randal, it was a voice he remberd, it was-
"Veronica! Hi," Dante was suddenly awake. He and Veronica handen't spoken seince Randal had mis-informed her about the whole break up thing, well he had spoken she hadn't listened...
"Dante listen, BEEP!," Call waiting, Dante ignored it. "And I will not just BEEP!" SHIT he ignored it still. "Listen Dante I don't want to do this over the phone, so meet me in BEEP! Park, by the swings at eight ok?"
"AM or PM?"
"BEEP!-M ok? See ya there and don't forget to BEEP!" she hung up with that. Dante had no fucking idea what or ware thay were to meet.
MEANWHILE...
Jay and Silent Bob stood in their normal spots outside RST. When a black limo pulled up.
"YOU!" came a voice from inside.
"Me?" Jay said
"Yes or corse!" A man got out he had slick black hair and a suit.
"Can you sing?"
"What?" Jay was getting a bit pissed.
"Can. You. Sing."
"Not really, what the fuck does it matter to you?"
"Can you lip sinc?"
"....Yeah."
"Good enough! Have you ever thought of being in a boyband?"
"Me, be in one of those stupid fuck bands, like the "Backdoor" boys?"
"That's BackSTREET boysand no nothing like that. We're looking for a more...edgey like, like a cross between Ossy Osborne and...LFO."
"Who?"
"Just get in the car."
"I'll scream rape."
"They'll be a lot of girls...and money...and sex..."
"Dude now you're fucking speaking my lanuage!"
Jay got in the car and they drove off leaving Silent Bob in the dust.
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