True Beauty- A Fan Fiction.

A/N Naruto X Vanilla Ice. Do not read if not into yaoi. Contains lemonz.

It's a crisp summers morning. I hear the sound of my Spice Girls alarm clock ring, and I fumble around until I manage to find the off button-

Oh, sorry about that! Where are my manners? Let me introduce myself.

Ohayo, my name is Naruto Uzumaki, and I go to Karakurumi High school in Tokyo. I'm 16 years old and I am currently living with my papa and onii-san.

I have to go to school today, I'm really dreading it.. You see, I'm not the most sugoi boy in school. I'm not exactly unpopular, but I get picked on occasionally by a group of baka boys. I really hope they leave me alone today. T^T

I'm not like most boys.. Sometimes I get weird thoughts and strange feelings. I suspect the bullies pick up on that, but when they call me gay, I will always deny it no matter what. I'm just so confused.

C-crap I'm late! . I better get to school quick!

Chapter 1- Some say love, it is a river.

"Now class, I would like to introduce you to a new student we have today. He is a transfer from America, so I want you all to be extra nice to him! Everyone say hello to Vanilla-san!"

Oh no... A new student.. He looks pretty popular too. I bet he's going to become friends with the popular boys and then i'll have another person bullying me.

He looked really handsome though.. His hair was as square as the most perfect of cubes, and his eyes sparkled in the sunlight. He was wearing a leather jacket with words written all over it like "ICE" and "DEEP" and at the back it said "DOWN BY LAW". I didn't really know what it meant, but he seemed like he was a really profound person. He had teeth as white as majestic pearls of the ocean.

"Yo homies, I'll be chillin' with yous fo' the rest of the semester." He said.

He had the most kawaii American accent. My knees went wobbly like jelly.

He chose the seat next to mine.. My heart skipped a beat. He smelt of magnificent parchment and quill. I wanted to talk to him but I couldn't pluck up the courage.

"Yo homes, can I borrow yo' pencil like, to the heezy?"

"U-UH... S-SURE / MY NAME IS NARUTO-SAN – I-IMEAN UZUMAKI DESU"

I gave him the pencil nervously.

"Fo sheezy"

I was in love.