This is my first serious attempt at a DN fic so please bear with me… This takes place while they are chained together…XD
Disclaimer- If I owned Death Note L, Matt, Mello, BB, and Light would all still be alive.
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"L, why are there not two beds?" Light asked as they were about to get ready for bed.
"Because if we are in two separate beds you could easily kill me."
"Actually, if I were Kira Don't ya think it would be easier to kill you if we were in the same bed?"
"No, and there is now a 75% chance that you are Kira."
"What the heck ever Ryuzaki. Hey, I need a shower. Can I be de-cuffed?"
"No."
"What? There is no way I am showering with you!"
"95%."
"How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not Kira?" Light yelled.
"That is actually the percentage that you are gay."
"Really? I'm not gay either!"
"97%."
"Ugh!" Light stormed into the bathroom.
"Pulling me into the bathroom Light-kun? 99%"
"I told you! I'm. Not. Gay! And I'm in the bathroom because I need a shower thank you very much!"
"Why are you thanking me Light-kun?"
"It's a figure of speech, now don't look."
"If I'm not watching you, you could kill me."
"Why would I do that?"
"You are Kira."
"No I'm not!"
"Yes you are Light-kun."
Light was getting fed up with L always calling him Kira. And he really didn't want him to find out he was gay.
"Whatever."
Light was almost asleep when he heard, "Light-kun, I am actually feeling quite tired tonight so please don't try to take advantage of me while I'm asleep." Not that I would mind. L added silently.
"Why would you even say that?" Light exclaimed.
Light had been on his side facing away from L, the next thing he knew he was on his back and L was straddling him, "Because," he bent down and whispered in Light's ear, "I expect you to return the favor."
Light flipped himself and L so that he was on top, "Too bad." Then he bent down and kissed L.
When they broke apart L said, "100%."
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