"Catwoman."
"Crossroads."
"House of Wax."
"Ringu."
"The Crawling Hand."
"Manos: The Hands of Fate."
"There is no way there is a movie called that."
"Au contraire."
"…"
"If that is you being held speechless by my ingenuity, that doesn't mean you don't have to pay up."
"I'm still reeling over the fact that there is a movie called Manos: The Hands of Fate."
"You should've known better than to challenge the girl who, with her mother, has made it her mission to see every bad movie out there."
"I really should have."
"So…where's my five bucks?"
"How about I just kiss you until you forget about the five bucks."
"How about you just pay—ugmph!"
"That's better."
"Cheater! You still owe me."
"You're going to make your boyfriend pay you five dollars?"
"Of course."
"…how about I just give you, and your mom, free coffee while Luke isn't looking."
"Deal."
"You are a bad girlfriend."
"But you love me anyways."
"One of life's great mysteries, right up there with how the hell anyone could not consider Coldplay alternative."
"Sweetie, go to hell."